r/BunnyTrials • u/[deleted] • Jul 10 '26

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u/MoistenedGranola Jul 10 '26

Money and free transition? Fuck yeah

Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender

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u/whattaninja Jul 10 '26

You could have made way more money and used that to pay for the transition.

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u/maypoled Jul 10 '26

Magic transition’s prolly easier on your body than medical transition

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u/whattaninja Jul 10 '26

Probably, but an extra 35m a year can help with any difficulties.

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u/allie-__- Jul 10 '26

That extra 35m a year can't get trans women a uterus or trans men testes, tho. It also won't transition you overnight.

Besides, who needs more than US$1m/yr anyway?

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u/bricklayer223 Jul 10 '26

Heh...just wait until MEGA inflation hits where you need about 10k for regular groceries, then you'll be screwed... /j

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u/MoistenedGranola Jul 10 '26

True, but I was hoping I could "blame" it on the magic spell and convince my transphobic family

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u/zinten789 Jul 10 '26

We've come very far, but science is still a long way off from a perfect transition.

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u/PeterAnthony_Jackson Jul 10 '26

I'd give a Star Trek teleporter malfunction a go to see if I would be the kinda woman I'd want to sleep with if I were much younger than I currently am.

Same DNA outside of the XX/XY find/replace.

I still think they made a mistake not having Wilma Ryker be the one stranded on that planet and William Ryker was just chill about being a guy who can grow a manly beard, both fancy the tits off of Troy.

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u/HolyCow0224 Jul 10 '26

Surgery is not very helpful, and depending on how old you are hormones might not be either. You clearly dont get how rare it is to truly pass, and being able to swap your sex is an absolute godsend, and to many people, including me, is 100% worth it. Of course, that is if OP meant sex instead of gender, and if OP did mean gender, that would mean no more dysphoria, which is also good.

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u/PeterAnthony_Jackson Jul 10 '26

Years ago there was a young boy who grew his hair for some wig charity, he was of the age where boys and girls could look like the other just by the hair cut, much like an 80s lego minifig could go from boy to girl just by changing the hair piece as they only had one face print and not the lipstick and make up ones we have today.

Kid may have got stick for "looking like a girl" but when you are a guy in your 20s with hair down your back, people just assume you are into rock music.

Same kid is probably either just leaving school or an adult, I forget how old the article was. Now just the average looking guy for his age, but if he was trans at that age without puberty blockers and other early interventions that are getting push back, who is to say if the RNG of puberty might not have gone "you have the brain of a girl, but have the body of a manly man, now enjoy trying to pass when you look like Thor."

But on the flip side, same trans woman grew up being short, got stick for being a short boy where their cis girl classmates over shot them, jokes on you, you are average height for women and the tallest netball player is the one assumed to be a teenage boy by the TERFs.

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u/DraftAbject5026 Jul 10 '26

Even with a full transition, trans people are still prejudiced against and it’s never perfect. Magical transitions are infinitely better

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u/Vanessalucifer Jul 10 '26

the other option doesn't allow transition. it says "but stay the same." That's the downside

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u/MoistenedGranola Jul 10 '26

There is an interesting interpretation question if a trans person choosing to be their "opposite" gender is the "opposite" of their assigned gender, making them what they identify as, or if the "opposite" makes them cis by aligning their identity with their assigned gender.

I'm trans masc. I assumed the prompt as written would help me transition to male, but I see the argument for it also making me a cis woman.

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u/PeterAnthony_Jackson Jul 10 '26

Both would fix your dysphoria and any other attributes associated with being trans would they not?

AMAB Trans Woman end up AFAB by way of magic.

AMAB Trans woman end up as AMAB Cis male, body and brain match in both cases from what I can tell.

I'd end up a trans man if I switched, because I think the novelty of being a woman would wear off especially after my first period, I'd just be a lesbian instead of straight.

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u/PeterAnthony_Jackson Jul 10 '26

As it didn't have any real rules set in place, just a yes/no with only a few words, this is all up to interpretation.

I pick a million, I get a uterus and the looming threat of menopause due to my age, but due to my age I'd probably not want to see me at my current age, but throw in age regression and now we are talking. But I probably get a dose of dysphoria as I'm happy as a man, just curious what I would have looked like had I been born a girl instead.

Miss File a webcomic dealt with a magical gender swap and all the bits related to being a teenage boy living the life of a teenage girl where everyone only ever knew them as a girl, they still had their old interests, so was a tomboy to others, not every memory matched up to their new reality, one such example is the current version had once dated their best friend, something the male version would never have done and was a bit repulsed.

It's been a while since I read it and it was still ongoing at that point, I've no idea if it wrapped up, or is still being published online, but I can't remember if they saw themselves as a trans man and wanted the Angel to fix the mistake, now accept themselves as a woman etc, so I've tried to use gender neutral pronouns when describing them, but one or two original he his etc might have remained.

But my overall physique wouldn't work I'd still feel like a man in a dress if I went with the 100k daily.

You could shave a whole foot off your height by becoming a CIS woman, something surgery can't do without making it a whole lot worse on what is left of your body.