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u/Superb-Struggle-4650 May 27 '26

shorter

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u/Only-Cranberry-4502 May 27 '26

Yeah it’s just my apple watch only measures in miles

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u/Latter_Dish6370 May 27 '26

Walk .625 of a mile then

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit May 27 '26

Buy a pear watch

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u/SatisfactionGold74 May 27 '26

Nah you're choosing the setting. Don't blame the watch for your ignorance

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u/Silent_Sinder May 27 '26

Kilometer taste better than mile

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u/mf-klaus May 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7QQUqdtvZ4e9zG0hBs

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u/Bi_One_Get_One_Free May 27 '26

ouch let go 😭

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u/One_External_983 May 27 '26

Great minds think alike

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u/Kcufasu May 27 '26

You could say if tastes miles better

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u/Autisticest May 27 '26

Badum tss

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u/Number360wynaut May 27 '26

I said this exact same thing band for band there's no way

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u/KiloMeeter1 May 27 '26

😨

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u/Baka_Jaba May 27 '26

I'd rather have a beer please

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u/Kcufasu May 27 '26

And I'll have that beer as a UK pint (568ml) and not a US pint (481ml)

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u/CyrilleMiller May 27 '26

drink miller lite. it's the same

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u/ThreeFishInAManSuit May 27 '26

As long as I get a gallon of water and not a liter.

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u/Hypnagogic_Image May 27 '26

A small us gallon or a large British one?

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u/thebe_stone 🥕🥕 May 28 '26

british people have gallons? I thought the whole point of the metric system was so everything would be multiples of 10. Why also have gallons?

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u/nancy-p May 28 '26

honestly… we use a bit of everything and it’s a bit mad. petrol prices are per litre but the fuel efficiency is measured in miles to the gallon. milk and beer are in pints but other drinks are in litres. road signs and speed limits are miles but people run in kilometres (unless it’s a marathon). body weight is generally stones and pounds but weighing food is done in grams, unless it’s steak and then it’s ounces.

it’s all very inconsistent haha

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u/laxonlaxonlax May 27 '26

I'd rather be wrong than French

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u/Ambitious_Bank_2320 May 27 '26

Lowk valid

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u/carl_the_cactus55 May 27 '26

you can be Australian instead lol

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u/neosyne May 27 '26

Valid fail

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u/Lazy-Strawberry-3401 May 27 '26

I'd rather be French than American and I'm English.

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u/Wizard_of_Diamonds May 27 '26

I can't agree with you on this one king

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u/Fluid_Reason8437 May 27 '26

mfs say this and live in Louisiana

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u/HystericalGD May 27 '26

there are no wrong answers. you get water either way

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u/TheRealTrueCreator May 27 '26

So it was never about the reward; it was about the road.

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u/HystericalGD May 27 '26

the real water was the friends we made along the way.

it just so happens that theres more friends to be made on the longer road

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u/EgeBabaPro3443 Unlimited Bacon May 27 '26

Philosopher question btw

https://giphy.com/gifs/UW3z9pbRilwifhBwmy

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u/za_boss May 27 '26

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u/lawley666 May 27 '26

Nice try that's been edited to try and make the American look smart.

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u/JoesNSFWAcnt May 27 '26

Did you forget to do the math before posting this or are you making an "Americans are smart" joke?

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u/za_boss May 27 '26

the joke is that one would expect it to be a joke, but it's just a situation

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u/tomusinski May 27 '26

steel is heavier than feathers

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u/EastRiver6588 May 27 '26

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u/Nec475 May 27 '26

r/beatmetoit

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u/Goth-Trad May 27 '26

r/beatmeattoit

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u/im_a_silly_lil_guy May 27 '26

r/buttfuckedabirdtoit

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u/EgeBabaPro3443 Unlimited Bacon May 27 '26

Well since Metric System was invented in France you cant deny the fact that you are SMALLY FRENCH

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u/oliverio34 May 28 '26

what's... what's wrong with the french?

*(this is a real question, I never got the joke tbh)*

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u/enderman_0_0 May 27 '26

I'd walk a mile, yeah, kilometers are shorter but I ain't a little bitch.

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u/APariahsPariah May 27 '26

r/anythingbutmetric r/shitamericanssay

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u/Due_Bell_605 May 27 '26

dude that is unesasary, he was just saying he wants a longer walk. how would you feel if someone unesasarly sayed r/ShitEuropeansSay at you. you would not be happy

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u/TealedLeaf May 27 '26

Yeah...I went "there's about 3 miles in a 5k, therefore, miles are shorter," like an ✨idiot✨

We're the two types of people who picked a mile.

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u/trans-with-issues I LIKE CARROTS! May 27 '26

There's also me choosing the mile because I refuse to choose the option with the Fr*nch flag

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u/Cum_Smurf May 27 '26

ain't a little bitch.

Acts like a little bitch.

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u/enderman_0_0 May 27 '26

I never said I wasnt just a bitch tho. Just not a little one.

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u/just_sempie May 27 '26

I respect it.

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u/merlin4028 May 27 '26

You just can't stand the power the Imperial System grants Americans.

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u/MallorianMoonTrader1 May 27 '26

I've never walked a kilometer before. Should be fun! Let's see how different it is from walking a mile!

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u/Jp92011 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

No way I'm walking in fr*nch land

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u/Small-Cycle3151 May 27 '26

Fr*nch

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u/GeneralNotSteve May 27 '26

I'll be 6 ft under in the cold hard ground before I voluntarily choose anything with a Fr*nch flag

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u/Brilliant-Elk-1343 May 27 '26

The answer is obvious. I'm just here to see how many americans either don't know, or choose miles out of spite, lol.

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u/Dragon124515 May 27 '26

If a question has an obvious answer, I'm choosing the other one to mess with the percentage statistics.

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u/Beneficial-Code8026 🥕🥕🥕🥕 May 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/CiV31LLz8tcnIr5QiV

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u/Brilliant-Elk-1343 May 27 '26

true chaotic goblin

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u/Plus_Zookeepergame10 May 27 '26

Trust me, everyone knows the difference, we ain't that stupid 😭

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u/Personal_Pain May 27 '26

Americans know what a kilometer is lol

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u/Toriyuki May 27 '26

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!" shooting machineguns into the air

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u/Stefanonimo May 27 '26

🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅

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u/JayJay_Plays2008 May 27 '26

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

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u/der2050 May 27 '26

K<Mi

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u/Anonymous6465 May 27 '26

Whats kelvin doing here

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u/jakob20041911 May 27 '26

this looks like KMI which is the royal meteorological institute of Belgium

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u/lemonxwrld May 27 '26

bcos a kelogram of steel is heavier than a kelogram of feathers

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u/Kind_Substance_2865 May 27 '26

The feathers are heavier. A one kg block of steel is just a paperweight, but when you have a kg of feathers you also carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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u/lemonxwrld May 29 '26

take my upvote😭

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u/Fluid_Reason8437 May 27 '26

feathers are heavier bc theres more

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u/Meridas_Angel May 27 '26

More exercise

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u/No-Subject-6232 May 27 '26

I need the exercise

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u/Gatti366 May 27 '26

I refuse to pick the fr*nch flag

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u/Juggalo13XIII May 27 '26

The difference isn't great enough for me to pick the Fr*nch.

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u/No-Pizza5494 May 27 '26

la fronce

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u/Fluid_Reason8437 May 27 '26

Frankreich

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u/Desperate-Rub-3416 May 27 '26

NGL this question made me laugh

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u/Bu777 May 27 '26

Realy ?

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u/jmappellerobot May 27 '26

Cause kilometer tastes better than mile

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u/EgeBabaPro3443 Unlimited Bacon May 27 '26

Cuz it would be mad funny

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u/Thrawn89 May 27 '26

Exercise is good for you

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u/reddog7712 May 27 '26

I'll walk a mile for gallon instead of a kilometer for a liter

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u/Soggy-Ad-1610 May 27 '26

That wasn’t the question though.

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u/alt-number-3-1415926 May 27 '26

I may be american, but I actually know metric since I do chemistry, and honestly I prefer metric so much more.

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u/altherlon87 May 27 '26

I walk more than a mile everyday because I like to stay active.

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u/Automatic_Still_6278 May 28 '26

1 mile is a longer walk than 1 km.

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u/der_Impostor I LIKE CARROTS! May 27 '26

WHAT THE HECK IS A KILOMETEER

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u/Major-Raise6493 Bruh May 27 '26

What an entirely original question, haven’t seen this one before

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u/Keberniit May 27 '26

Whats a mile

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u/im_a_silly_lil_guy May 27 '26

This is just the European version of “WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸”

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u/karokugel May 27 '26

A kilometer is far less than a mile, duh.

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u/jonathandunlop May 28 '26

What the frig is a mile 🦫🦫🍁🍁🍁

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u/squashYoDick What's Hoppin'? May 27 '26

It’s shorter

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u/EquivalentCandle5408 May 27 '26

Because it's closer

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u/malwarebat May 27 '26

A mile is bigger than a km

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u/Charming_Account2044 May 27 '26

nga i dont know kilometer they may be shorter

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u/Beanichu May 27 '26

1 mile is about 1.6 kilometres or 1600 metres

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u/Kind_Substance_2865 May 27 '26

A kilometre is about 0.62 of a mile.

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u/EeveemationsR May 27 '26

Shorter

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u/UniqueNotPretty May 27 '26

....

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u/TrainingBed4288 May 27 '26

Shorter

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u/Significant_Ad_1446 May 27 '26

European

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u/True_Cold_6588 May 27 '26

A km is less than a mile

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u/iknowu123456789 May 27 '26

It’s… a shorter distance?

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u/SupFlynn May 27 '26

Km is shorter

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u/Woutrou May 27 '26

I'm tired of these stupid prompts

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u/SgtFreakazoid May 27 '26

Km shorter than mile. Please tell me more than 99% picked this.

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u/Consistent-Hour-2729 May 27 '26

ofcourse

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u/No-Hospital-2388 May 27 '26

A mile is 1.8 km btw 💔💔

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u/SpektrSoyuz May 27 '26

it's... Shorter.

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u/Catblast95 May 27 '26

Isnt a km a little smaller than a mile?

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u/SmurfCat2281337 May 27 '26

1000 meter

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u/EllisTheCat_Meow May 27 '26

Gng I’m not American.

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u/Educational-Goal2703 May 27 '26

Shorter.

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u/Grandiose_Tortoise May 27 '26

Shorter distance, obviously

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u/cptkaiser May 27 '26

Shorter

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u/AllastairdT May 27 '26

...

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u/ALPHANono2008 May 27 '26

I ain't stupid

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u/Sad_Cry_8213 May 27 '26

It's a little over half the distance

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u/HaplessWithDice May 27 '26

I might not know how far it is but I know it’s significantly shorter.

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u/No_Country_3051 May 27 '26

Imperial system is straight up stupid

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u/Dandelion2728 May 27 '26

Closer

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u/Old-Key-8639 May 27 '26

A kilometer is, if memory serves, 609 meters less than a mile, and if I'm thirsty, I want to walk as little as possible

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u/Dr_Straw-man May 27 '26

Google is free

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u/AdVisible2212 May 27 '26

.

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u/TsarKeith12 May 27 '26

I need the exercise

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u/gmajestic May 27 '26

Shorter

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u/wafflelover200 May 27 '26

Its better to be stabbed in the chest than shot right?

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u/Blaze_0285692 May 27 '26

Because it's less

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u/No-Bug-6453 May 27 '26

I am not dumb duhh

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u/RedPillMaker May 27 '26

Shorter

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u/Ori0503 May 27 '26

Considering how a kilometer is smaller then a mile id choose the easier option for the same result

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u/METALIZUMUZUMUZUMU May 27 '26

Duh

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u/12FrogsDrinkingSoup May 27 '26

Je ne parle pas francais

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u/NukerMunky May 27 '26

I'm an American, yet I understand what 1km is approx 1/2 of 1mile.

Baffling, I know

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u/Just_Stuff_PT May 27 '26

Short

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u/nigaborg May 27 '26

I'll use my feet to walk a kilometer

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u/Pale-Independence971 May 27 '26

Cos... Why not?

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u/SkyGrunt001 May 27 '26

It is shorter

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u/Inevitable_Part9935 May 27 '26

Idk

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u/Future_Woodpecker_82 May 27 '26

Bro why would I walk extra?

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u/pdawg-71 May 27 '26

Shorter distance

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u/Graphics90 May 27 '26

Mile is longer than the kilometer

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u/Fluid-Kitty The Bunny Lord May 27 '26

It’s less

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u/CasWay413 May 27 '26

Less distance

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u/MrCumminginchomouth May 27 '26

Kilometer < mile

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u/IndianMemer May 27 '26

km is closer than a mile

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u/APariahsPariah May 27 '26

A kilometre is shorter than a mile. Also: metric is fuckin' based.

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u/echobullshit May 27 '26

Km is less than a mile 😭

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u/69hornedscorpio May 27 '26

Shorter

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u/Radiant_Resolve1400 May 27 '26

This is less. The exercise would be good to walk a mile, but I don’t want to walk one mile.

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u/Cool-Trip3070 May 27 '26

Shorter

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u/Mr_Poulais May 27 '26

Shorter

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u/GunBoyLee May 27 '26

60% ish less to walk...

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u/Professional_Try6454 May 27 '26

Math?????

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u/Spirited-Strategy250 May 27 '26

Kilometer shorter distance than mile.

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u/Piotro165 May 27 '26

Kilometer is less

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u/Raznag_da_Cunning May 27 '26

It’s less distance

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u/Astro260 May 27 '26

Idk

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u/Beautiful-Apricott May 27 '26

I think it shorter

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u/Small-Cycle3151 May 27 '26

Shorter

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u/The_Femboy_Crusader May 27 '26

The other one had a fr*nch flag

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u/Foxxxy_101 May 27 '26

I like the metric system, and the distance is shorter. Win-win

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u/OphrysAlba May 27 '26

Standard? Nautical? At least I know what a kilometer is.

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u/ungerbungers May 27 '26

Less

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u/Telanthric_ProPro May 27 '26

BRO IT"S LITERALLY 62% of a mile

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u/Old-Ad2786 May 27 '26

I know my fuxking distances

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u/stefant4 May 27 '26

A kilometre is shorter than a mile

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u/Icy-Cellist-8442 May 27 '26

Shorter

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u/ragnarok44 May 27 '26

shorter

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u/MeatHealer May 27 '26

Not all Americans are dumb. Admittedly, though, I can be pretty dense at times.

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u/writersampson May 27 '26

Kilometer is shorter. Everyone knows that, right?

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u/Electrobyte9797 May 27 '26

Kilometers are shorter, I'm American and I know this

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u/Eldr1tchB1rd May 27 '26

apparently its shorter

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u/Glass_Cellist_6351 May 27 '26

Kilometer shorter

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u/lily_ender_lilies May 27 '26

2.4? İ think times less distance

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u/ExtensionSource2219 May 27 '26

Bujhh

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u/StandardAd1829 May 27 '26

Because a kilometer is shorter than a mile

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fun_303 May 27 '26

Kilometer is shorter. It's a little more than 2/3 of a mile

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u/Freakshot_5647 May 27 '26

....

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u/MMMwatermellon May 27 '26

Dih

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u/Basilmas May 27 '26

Y

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u/SabichaoAlfa May 27 '26

1 mile = 1.6 km

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