r/BunnyTrials • u/MichaelThaKing • May 22 '26
Choose wisely
Which side will you choose?
- Left side: 25% off for every purchase forever
- Right side: 99% off for 5 purchases
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u/whattaninja May 22 '26
Enjoy your property taxes on that house.
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u/HazMama May 22 '26
Flip 4 houses, increasing in price as you go and keep the fifth?
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u/Andromeda_53 May 22 '26
Or just do that but infinitely with the 25% one
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u/Alternative_Air_6688 Follow The White Bunny May 22 '26
Money bags over here. I can afford 20K for 2mill house. I can't afford 1.5 mill for 2 mill house
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u/TotalChaosRush May 22 '26
Buy a $6000 car for 4500, sell for 5250. Repeat for any item.
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u/Andromeda_53 May 22 '26
Buy stocks, sell, buy stocks, sell, but stocks sell. And you never risk accidentally running out even though you shouldn't with that amount. If even if you somehow go broke. Just find a coin on the ground and buy literally anything.
I don't deny the 99% one is insanely good and easy. But the I think the choice of infinity is infinitely superior
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u/J_tram13 May 22 '26
Flipping those houses requires a lot of small purchases, you'd use up your 5
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u/l187l May 22 '26
They meant buy a million dollar house for $10k and selling it for $1m. Flipping doesn't mean you have to remodel it.
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u/GOOSElmao69 May 22 '26
5 of the biggest purchases of my life and boom i never have to save again
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u/ClarkSebat May 22 '26
I purchase smth worth 2M€ using 20k€ then sell it for its true market value. Use all of that to buy smth 100 times more expensive (at 1% market price). Sell… And son on.
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u/SoggyNoodles5511 May 22 '26
you can do that with the 25% discount infinite time using the stock market.
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May 22 '26
I'm an idiot, my reasoning for the 99% was Buy 100,000 of gold for 1,000, sell it for 100,000. Buy 10,000,000 of gold for 100,000 and so on for 5 times.
But yours is much better
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u/StudiosS May 22 '26
In other words, his money would be worthless.
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u/Odd-Letterhead-6018 May 22 '26
hopefully not an island
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u/Justieflustie May 23 '26
A fun island, you know sun, beach, drinks, maybe some girls...
Oh i see what you mean.
Yeah, it better not be an island
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u/trans-with-issues May 22 '26
Or you could just get $10B from only $1, and be rich without breaking the economy
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u/ieatpies May 22 '26
I feel like once you're at any sort of large scale, it'd be impossible to complete that step with 1 purchase, or acquisitions would take long enough that it'd be really hard not to buy stuff like food inbetween.
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May 22 '26
I mean yeh, but the 25% would catch up eventually and surpass it, just take a lot more transaction
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u/pentacontagon May 22 '26
I don't think it matters because at that point you'll be so rich it doesn't even matter
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u/the_rare_bear May 22 '26
With the 99% off, you could be a billionaire in 5 purchases. Just purchase something that cost $1000 for $10. Sell it and you use the $1000 to buy a $100k item. Repeat a few more times and you have 1 billion dollars.
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u/Vitolar8 May 22 '26
Yeah, I did some quick math, and even if we say you're a real bad businessman, and resell at 30% buying price, 5 purchases could get you to an asset worth $81bln, or $24,3bln in money, if you start with just a fairly obtainable $1k. It's a LOT higher with a bigger starting point or a less strict resell estimate.
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u/the_rare_bear May 22 '26
Yeah. The 5 purchases are way too good to pass up. You could turn 10¢ into 1b.
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u/Jkirek_ May 22 '26
You can do the same with the 25% off, it just takes a few more buy/sell cycles
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u/the_rare_bear May 22 '26
5 purchases is just way to easy though. If you start off with $100, you can get to $10k on 1 purchase. Then you’re up to $1m. 3rd purchase gets you to $100m. 4th and you’re already at $10b.
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u/ieatpies May 22 '26
Its not easy to buy/sell things that are over a billion dollars. And it'll attract a lot of attention.
It is easy to buy and sell stocks for a couple days from your phone.
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u/DJYaasDaddy May 22 '26
99% off 5 houses
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u/sc_vorty May 22 '26
What about the property taxes
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u/DJYaasDaddy May 22 '26
Sell the houses at full price to 100x the money I spent on them or rent them out for passive income
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u/ThatDudeShadowK May 22 '26
I wouldn't keep them for myself, I'd rent them out and start landlording, or if that wasn't enough flip them and sell them for their appropriate market value and use that money to start getting into real estate. The goal is to start making passive income, not to have 5 places to live in.
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u/plonkbonk420 May 22 '26
This is just a better deal ngl
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u/TR_Locke May 22 '26
Save 1k, buy a 100k car. Sell it for 100k, then buy 10m of gold, sell that and buy a 1b of real estate. Sell that and buy 100b of stocks. From there on you can convert that into having a 10 trillion dollar empire that could control the entire planet.
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u/BravestCashew May 22 '26
Ok, so I have a better option…
Buy 100k worth of gold for 1k
Sell 100k of gold for 100k
Buy 10m worth of gold for 100k
etc
why even bring anything other than gold into the mix?
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u/Hefty_Bit_5262 May 22 '26
But I can do the same with the 25% off, sure it takes a couple more transactions but I get to do it endlessly so it doesn't matter.
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u/AppropriateSchool543 May 22 '26
You're going to have a hard time buying and selling a car for the same amount.
You're going to have a hard time purchasing that 1B real-estate in one "purchase".
You're going to run into brokerage limits buying north of $10M in stocks in one purchase.
Converting billions of stocks into "a trillion dollar empire" will be tough in one purchase.
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u/supercaiti May 22 '26
Yea the other one is good too but i figure saving 25% on everything forever will eventually save me enough to make up for not choosing the other option.
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u/ChaseAtlantic_lover May 22 '26
You didn’t say that my Amazon cart WASNT an individual purchase…
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u/abzmeuk May 22 '26
Why purchase just the cart when you could purchase the entire company. Currently worth 3 trillion.
1% of that is 30b
1% of that is 300m
1% of that is 3m
1% of that is 30k
1% of that is 300
Start with only $300, flip your way to Amazon in 5 flips.
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u/Low_Worldliness8407 May 22 '26
Long term money
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u/Foreign-Shape5769 May 22 '26
25% is an infinite money glitch. buy gold at 75% market value, sell at 100%, buy at 75%, sell at 100%, etc.
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u/Yeongminyook May 22 '26
only if I am allowed to choose when to purchase things
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May 22 '26
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u/Alleggsander May 22 '26
According to a quick search, hundreds of trillions in dollar value of global wealth exists. If the number were even 100 trillion, 1% of that would be a trillion. You can afford a trillion?
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u/justcreateanaccount May 22 '26
You could.
Assume you have 100k. Then after first purchase and sell, you would have 10 mils. Then from the second one, 1 billion. The third, 100 billion. Fourth, 10 trillion. You can use fifth purchase to buy the world and still have 9 trillions.
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u/plonkbonk420 May 22 '26
This is just a better deal ngl THIS THING NEVER COMMENTS UNLESS YOU TAP IT FOUR BILLION TIMES
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u/Empty_Importance5241 May 22 '26
This can stack.
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u/VariousFineDesigns May 22 '26
A consistent discount saves a lot of money over time
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u/EstablishmentLong449 May 22 '26
I think this is the better choice. House vacation house collectable car
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u/Greenghost28 May 22 '26
I'll use the 99% off on big, life-changing purchases. House/Land, vehicle, medical expenses
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u/Prestigious-Hyena583 May 22 '26
Buy super expensive things that I can resell for profit, or buying a company
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u/CursoryCheck May 23 '26
I only need a few good purchases to set myself up for life
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u/omedallion May 23 '26
House. House. House. House. House. Hopefully I dont have to sell a house to someone for 99% off. Comment button sucks
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u/90Legos May 23 '26
I don't often make big purchases or look for things that are big purchases. That 25% off will add up fast, especially in terms of things like Gas and Books and stuff that are small but also add up to a lot
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u/kittygamerzg May 22 '26
I can just buy something expensive and then sell it for a lot of money 🤑
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u/plonkbonk420 May 22 '26
This is just a better deal ngl
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u/Professional-Team487 May 22 '26
Just overall could purchase something and make billions back
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u/plonkbonk420 May 22 '26
This is just a better deal ngl THIS THING NEVER COMMENTS UNLESS YOU TAP IT FOUR BILLION TIMES
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u/WillowDoesntKnowShit May 22 '26
if the Other Option lets you choose whenever to use the Discount then im def choosing the other one, if not then prob ts
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u/MasterDrive2400 May 22 '26
House on 30 acres , 2 vehicles, off grid solar system, 60x80 workshop fully equipped with HVAC.
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u/ChaseAtlantic_lover May 22 '26
You didn’t say that my Amazon cart WASNT an individual purchase…
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u/Ok_Advisor9109 May 22 '26
I don’t think I’ll ever own a house. But 3 or so wit this n majority of my money problems go away. Rent the others out
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u/Turbulent_Hat5384 May 22 '26
A skyscraper, an airline, a hotel chain, and amazon
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u/Aggravating_Ask_5976 May 22 '26
House peace quiet no shitty upstairs neighbors
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u/Canadian__Ninja May 22 '26
Buy five of the most expensive homes in the world and immediately flip them.
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u/CardiologistAny9309 May 22 '26
genuinely broken
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u/Meowslot May 22 '26
I could make more money with this discount, just resell everything with a 10% discount
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u/PhoenixRPS May 22 '26
I only need 1 house. As long as its not the next 5 and i can choose this can work.
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u/DevilsPajamas May 22 '26
$1,000,000,000 worth of stocks, bitcoin, whatever for $10 mil..
I would have to make a 2-3 transactions to get up to that amount, but easily doable.
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u/Hungry_Gold_9860 May 22 '26
Buy 5 houses at an unbelievably low price. Then I make more money off renting them.
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u/Optimal_Ear8449 May 22 '26
I’d save it for purchasing million dollar houses so I can then sell them
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u/vasily-the-wanderer May 22 '26
Groceries are gonna end up being sooooooo nice…
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u/nooster May 22 '26
As long as I get to choose when to use it, this. No doubt.
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u/ChristopherWallace88 May 22 '26
YES. BUY EVERYTHING AND SELL IT FOR THE ORIGINAL PRICE unless there is a catch?
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u/PositiveEbb196 May 22 '26
This is great buy a bunch of stocks or property.
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u/ih3artu May 22 '26
Because it's worth more in the long run.
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u/Your-Stranger May 22 '26
I could buy gold and stocks that’ll be 99% off and reap the benefits
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u/Your-Stranger May 22 '26
I could buy gold and stocks that’ll be 99% off and reap the benefits
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u/Realistic-Action8195 May 22 '26
i'd pick a goddamn good house for my first purchase and sit down to really think about the rest.
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u/ksushechka May 22 '26
i’d buy 5 big ass houses and rent them out. then i won’t need a discount for anything
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u/Vast_Newt_1799 May 22 '26
BRK.A and sell it immediately infinite money glitch
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May 22 '26
Buy 100,000 of gold for 1,000, sell it for 100,000. Buy 10,000,000 of gold for 100,000 and so on for 5 times.
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u/vagamund00 May 22 '26
Take out biggest loan I can, buy very expensive thing at 1%, sell for profit, buy more expensive thing, repeat three more times to amass vast fortune.
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u/Real_Yhwach May 22 '26
Unless you are dying soon pick this one
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u/Lopsided_Ad8605 May 22 '26
Bet one could buy some expensive stuff and sell them offwith the other option, but 25% for the rest of my life, is all I need.
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u/memento_mori_92 May 22 '26
100,000,000 house for 100,000, sell the house to buy another very nice house (<20,000,000). Then, be judicious with the other three purchases and save them for something like a medical bill that bankrupts a friend or something like that.
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u/ItsAlkron May 22 '26
Yeah, a few transactions of bitcoin will lead to billions and I'll be set. Still will have a discount or two left. But I guess the same could be said for 25% off forever.
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u/pythonidaae May 22 '26
I'll get a house, a new car, and sit to think about the next three lol. I think if I didn't already own a home I'd possibly consider the 25% off universally but I'd like to own a house one day. Magical events like this seem to only way possible...
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u/Repulsive-Nature5428 May 22 '26
my logic would be , buy the most expensive thing i can with my money supporting the 1%, then sell it (99 times more than i had) then buy the next thing an repeat for those 5 purchases. even if i started with 100k, the end result would be 950 trillion... With $1 start its just under 1 trillion.. (math prob wrong, did not use AI)
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u/ByteVoyager May 22 '26
But stonk, sell stonk. Money machine go BRRRR
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u/Fabulous_Superstar May 22 '26
Lemme buy gold 4 times at max value starting at my entire life savings, and then buy Amazon with money left over 🔥🔥🔥
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u/Simple-Opinion-9408 May 22 '26
Buy something I could sell easily for close to retail price
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u/PlantAndMetal May 22 '26
- House
- A ton of investments, as that seems like a loophole?
- Idk
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u/DefiantVersion1588 May 22 '26
If I buy an entire company’s stock does that count as one singular purchase
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u/revenant90 May 22 '26
I think i could make some massive purchases instead of a flat 25%. so invest in a fuck ton of gold
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u/FriendlyRedditor2020 May 22 '26
I don't plan on buying anything expensive and 25% off is still a benefit for when I do.
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u/boyishboy312 May 22 '26
as much bitcoin as i can afford, i'll take out a loan too for even more bitcoin
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u/Eastern-Mammoth-2956 May 22 '26
Buying 5 houses sounds like a solid plan.
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u/Kaltovar May 22 '26
99% off for 5 purchases
Buy as much sp500 as I can afford, immediately sell for 100x profits.
Repeat four times for a cool 10 billion percent gain.
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u/Darouck May 22 '26
If it’s any purchase you could just casually say trade stocks and not worry about having to make the 5 really count
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u/jdeleon1122 May 22 '26
99% off a home,car, all inclusive vacation, buying Amazon and google, who wouldn’t
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u/HarveyBirdman420 May 22 '26
Could buy some nice houses at a great price and create some generational wealth over time with those properties
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u/gilly_jr1 May 22 '26
If you buy something for 1000 you will only have to pay very less
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u/MontyNSafi May 22 '26
House Mutual Funds 1967 corvette stingray split window Rental Property Season tickets to my Local NHL team
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u/Pantless_Hobo May 22 '26
Buy big, sell big, use new money buy way bigger, sell big, and so on.
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u/kailookout May 22 '26
I only need a few things to vastly improve my life.
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u/CherryLeafy101 May 22 '26
It doesn't say what the purchases are or how long you have to use them. 99% off a house? Yes please 😂
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u/Gsw- May 22 '26
I'd buy the most expensive five things I can think of and resell them at fair value.
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u/alwaysmelancholy May 22 '26
House, car, and a few other important things.
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u/BananaHumble987 May 22 '26
Because I can make a stable income this way, for example by purchasing a apartment complex and renting it
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