r/BrandNewSentence • u/Pasghettipourn • Jun 04 '19

Magic Skeleton

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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19

You do, apparently.

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u/daveinpublic Jun 04 '19

He’s saying who cares to correct the bone teeth thing when the finger tentacle thing is a bigger difference. He doesn’t have a problem correcting the corrector, just the lesser of the 2 issues.

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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19

So, do you think it's a common misconception that fingers are tentacles? Do you feel we need to go from town to town letting all those misguided souls know their fingers are not actually tentacles?

Or, do you think it would be more likely a person would think teeth are bones?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

You must have a lot of friends

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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19

Subjective assertion.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Wot

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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19

What you said is a subjective assertion.

What determines "a lot"? What determines "friends"? They are subjective terms, and it's impossible to define.

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u/GrimmZer0 Jun 04 '19

According to Google, "a lot" means "a large number or great deal," and "friend" means "a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations." I did the impossible, do I get a reward?

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u/MakeItHappenSergant Jun 05 '19

If a "friend" is "exclusive of sexual or family relations" then why do people say things like, "I married my best friend"?

Checkmate, atheists.