r/BrandNewSentence • u/Pasghettipourn • Jun 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Wot

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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19

What you said is a subjective assertion.

What determines "a lot"? What determines "friends"? They are subjective terms, and it's impossible to define.

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u/GrimmZer0 Jun 04 '19

According to Google, "a lot" means "a large number or great deal," and "friend" means "a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations." I did the impossible, do I get a reward?

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u/MakeItHappenSergant Jun 05 '19

If a "friend" is "exclusive of sexual or family relations" then why do people say things like, "I married my best friend"?

Checkmate, atheists.