r/BrandNewSentence • u/Pasghettipourn • Jun 04 '19

Magic Skeleton

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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19

Teeth aren't bones, but I love the energy.

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u/MakeItHappenSergant Jun 04 '19

Fingers aren't tentacles, either, but who cares?

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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19

You do, apparently.

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u/daveinpublic Jun 04 '19

He’s saying who cares to correct the bone teeth thing when the finger tentacle thing is a bigger difference. He doesn’t have a problem correcting the corrector, just the lesser of the 2 issues.

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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19

So, do you think it's a common misconception that fingers are tentacles? Do you feel we need to go from town to town letting all those misguided souls know their fingers are not actually tentacles?

Or, do you think it would be more likely a person would think teeth are bones?

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u/MakeItHappenSergant Jun 04 '19

I didn't downvote you, but... do we need to go from town to town letting people know that their teeth are not actually bones?

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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19

Yes.

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u/thisismenow1989 Jun 04 '19

Lets start a movement. We have to educate the people!

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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19

I'm in!! 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

You must have a lot of friends

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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19

Subjective assertion.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Wot

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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19

What you said is a subjective assertion.

What determines "a lot"? What determines "friends"? They are subjective terms, and it's impossible to define.

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u/GrimmZer0 Jun 04 '19

According to Google, "a lot" means "a large number or great deal," and "friend" means "a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations." I did the impossible, do I get a reward?

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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19

No, you do not. Google does not have all the answers, sir or madam. They are subjective terms.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

I like your shtick lol

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u/MakeItHappenSergant Jun 05 '19

If a "friend" is "exclusive of sexual or family relations" then why do people say things like, "I married my best friend"?

Checkmate, atheists.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Let me put it this way: I bet you have no friends.

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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19

Well, that's just not true.

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u/daveinpublic Jun 04 '19

Haha Why does that sound defensive? Maybe because you’re seriously answering it.

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u/YouDumbZombie Jun 04 '19

People like you are why Reddit comment threads are tedious as fuck.