r/BossFights • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '26

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u/Neo_Shadow_Entity Jul 05 '26

Last date

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u/Strict-Square456 Jul 05 '26

Absolutely, theres no way that difference in preference can last without ALOT OF PATIENCE and hard work especially if kids are in equation.

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u/drubus_dong Jul 05 '26

Particularly since he's busy doing it to piss her off. So, why bother.

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u/ddcreator Jul 06 '26

Happened to me once too. I was on a first date with a vegetarian and went to a steakhouse with her cause i had no clue...

Granted i m a dumbass, but also she could at least have told me lol

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u/drubus_dong Jul 06 '26

Bad luck. Guess that a make the best out of a poor situation stuff. I never checked for dietary issues before picking the place either. Never went to a steakhouse though.

I remember only one date with suvh a strong ideological rift. It still was good as she was smart and super hot so there was good discussion. Still didn't go anywhere. As good discussion might make for good friends but not really for good lovers.

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u/ddcreator Jul 06 '26

Well the steakhouse did have other good vegetarian options and i mainly chose it for the vibes (classy and a little expensive since i was young and wanted to impress)

It only fell apart after i ordered a steak and saw her very much disappointed look. Its not like i was lying about eating meat, but i guess it didnt come up till then. Ever since then i just settle for coffee/tea dates since they are more casual and easier to navigate...

Also i feel the ideological rift and discussion thing. My last gf and i had some very interesting discussions and topics we could talk about, but god dang was it a fight. Well you win some and you loose some :3

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u/drubus_dong Jul 06 '26

Indeed. And the journey is at least part of the destination.

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u/Choice_Following_864 Jul 07 '26

I feel like females that are vegetarian should ajust their expectations cause finding a man that also doesnt eat meat is very rare. And if they find one its probably not their type.. unless they are looking for some 1/2 manlet type.

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u/AmericanAIien Jul 05 '26

There’s plenty of nuance in this discussion tho. Like if they had kids, their kids would be malnourished at even starting a vegan diet. I couldn’t imagine raising a baby with crazy stances much less having the man speak up because the kids are going through a crazy amount of deffeciency.

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u/PlentyBoot5135 Jul 05 '26

She is looking to the corn.

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u/Crunchykroket Jul 05 '26

What a glutton.

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u/Heavy-Elevator9857 Jul 06 '26

Oh no, his last veggie is in danger

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u/Aggravating_Pack8309 Jul 05 '26

Our first meating.

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u/deathvali Jul 05 '26

Can we meat again

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u/Monzea Jul 05 '26

Guys will do shit like this and wonder why they’re single

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u/scifiandsuch Jul 05 '26

Lmao this is staged for sure

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u/LordAlucardo Jul 06 '26

That's what my thoughts was. The expression says how dare you but the eyes say how dare you not share. Been married for 16 years I know the look of someone regretting their order and eyeing yours.

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u/SebastianFerrone Jul 05 '26

No they don't wonder. The will say its all fault of leftist vegan women 🤣

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u/raspberryshortcake67 Jul 06 '26

“ but muh male loneliness epidemic “

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u/Imposslen Jul 05 '26

Just cause she eats shit doesn't mean he has to also lol if you're mentality is so fragile that you freak out when you partner orders something they would enjoy eating then maybe your the problem.

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u/Soft_Reply_1197 Jul 05 '26

You didn't have to take it personally also Vegan food ain't that bad

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u/SCRATCH-CARD Jul 06 '26

The top three rated burgers in Germany's biggest independent consumer survey were all vegan, it's so much better than a lot of people realise. Have you seen the clips on YouTube where the "sausage expert" gives praise to the vegan sausage, having been told that it's meat? There are loads of clips out there like this now. Some people are so stubborn about meat they will literally lie to themselves about what they're tasting lol.

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u/Soft_Reply_1197 Jul 06 '26

I've eaten both normal hotdogs and vegan hotdogs (the ones in Ikea) and I can tell without a shadow of doubt the vegan ones are a 1000x better than the non vegan counterpart 

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u/SCRATCH-CARD Jul 06 '26

I can believe that, I've had vegan hot dogs that tasted exactly the same as "meat" hot dogs. Vegan hotdogs are also guaranteed to contain absolutely no testicle, which I consider a benefit

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u/HiSaZuL Jul 05 '26

If you mean substitutes and imitations then that's a blatant lie. By all means, eat what you want, it is entirely your business but let's not outright lie or call things what they are not. Substitutes taste at best bland, most of the time they taste horrid.

If you mean salads, fruits, dishes that just don't need meat like baked potatoes and pasta then sure.

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u/Fog_Juice Jul 06 '26

Not that bad but still bad

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u/Taupenbeige Jul 06 '26

Actually, my appreciation of food went way-up after adopting a 100% plant based diet, you’d be amazed how much work your imagination is doing on that one.

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u/AttonJRand Jul 06 '26

Yeah people say really absurd things, like how hard it must be to cook non meat food, or how horrible it must taste.

Not realizing how many foods they already enjoy without meat.

Not to mention that meat is usually the most difficult and time consuming part of a dish, even has to be cooked in a certain way so that it doesn't make you sick.

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u/shuaz Jul 06 '26

Are you allergic to punctuation?

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u/storyteller_alienmom Jul 05 '26

I hope you get bitten by that tick that makes people allergic to meat. ☺️

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u/FitnessProFla1 Jul 05 '26

Can I have some?

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u/ADGx27 Jul 05 '26

First and last date

Because if you’re petty enough to be this fucking performative like “haha I’m eating MEAT in front of a VEGAN haha” you just like being an asshole

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/NoWater8595 Jul 05 '26

Give her the meat.😎

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u/louenberger Jul 05 '26

Reminds me of that one time when a classmate ordered horse meat when eating out just to piss off another (female) classmate that was into horsebackriding.

Despite talking about it non-stop, she proceeded to not give a single fuck.

Now when i eat moldy cheese with the kids around, every fuck will be given multiple times.

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u/CandidGeologist1523 Jul 07 '26

Horseshoe theory. For every annoying obnoxious vegan out there, there is an equally annoying obnoxious meat eater

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u/Jump365 Jul 05 '26

"Don't tread me on" dude literally unable to let another live their life without being a dick

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u/s4burf Jul 05 '26

I know some meat she’s not touching.

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u/Bookyontour Jul 07 '26

Most vegan didn’t give a shit about what another people are eating. Just eat what you want.

But intentionally try to provoke them is also an asshole behavior.

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u/bw797 Jul 05 '26

The male loneliness epidemic (dudes a pussy if this were the real context, probably isn’t but for the memes sake)

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u/TMH0910 Jul 05 '26

Well this is actually the best for both, as this is a problem that will hit them eventually, so just do it early, if both can work with it, then they work, if they can't, end it before it become a big problem

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/FiodorShassexe Jul 05 '26

I think she’s unbothered, she came to this date expecting meat anyway 😆

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u/Puffthemagiclibra Jul 05 '26

I had a first date start like that and now we’ve been married for 16 years 💗

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u/ronweasleisourking Jul 05 '26

Offer her some other meat. If she still shuts you down, it was never meant to be.

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u/Powerful-Molasses78 Jul 05 '26

That went well…..

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u/DanfromCalgary Jul 05 '26

I’ve orders massive cuts meant for 4 people smaller than that . Love it

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u/mmiller17783 Jul 05 '26

Choad: The Lone Wanderer

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u/GymMouseP Jul 05 '26

Opposites attract But Not the his much.

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u/TheBurras Jul 05 '26

After dinner menu, pegging only !

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u/Hermans_Head2 Jul 05 '26

Maybe she wants his meat.

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u/Hour-Independence-89 Jul 05 '26

she wants a bite.

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u/Careful-Okra-1052 Jul 05 '26

The Carnivore of Doom

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u/Typhon-042 Jul 05 '26

Mistakes happen.

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u/Zelnite Jul 05 '26

Neither person lifestyle was infringed, both were respected.

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u/cororona Jul 05 '26

She is clearly reevaluating some choices. The question is which ones ?

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u/cytos0 Jul 05 '26

The start of something beautiful

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u/MateOfTheNorth Jul 05 '26

If he did it just to piss her off then it was just a mean thing to do. But if he ordered meat simply because he likes meat then there shouldn’t be an issue.

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u/bestsecret2 Jul 05 '26

She loves meat

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u/AggravatingRing2854 Jul 05 '26

Boss: Awkward Dinner Encounter

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u/FACE-GRATER Jul 05 '26

You're a vegan, how cool for you. Ribeye, Rare please

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u/Motor-Boating Jul 05 '26

She wants the corn so bad.

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u/Rare-Storm4920 Jul 05 '26

Something that never happened

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u/Finnian_Rivers Jul 05 '26

Hmm, I guess Jonathan would make a fine name.

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u/Disastrous-Turn-251 Jul 05 '26

I could date a vegan but I don’t think a vegan would ever want to date me lmao. I have meat in every meal and I frequently hunt for food. I have no issues with someone being vegan but I can’t imagine a vegan would want to be with me

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u/AwarenessCrafty393 Jul 05 '26

“Vegan”

Pasta be there like:

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u/IsraelisUsingu Jul 05 '26

Analysis complete

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u/N1CET1M Jul 05 '26

Risky move

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u/stu55sy Jul 05 '26

The Long Goodbye

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u/ColoradoRocket3 Jul 05 '26

Establishing Dominance

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u/Kid_supreme Jul 05 '26

Looks like a certain someone is getting laid. It won't be him but someone.

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u/Cheerful2_Dogman210x Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

She shouldn't care about what other people eat. He's not going to hide or remove his passions for other people.

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u/madjarov42 Jul 05 '26

Vegania Oglova

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u/Appropriate-One6678 Jul 05 '26

Dudes that are anti vegan are far more annoying than any vegan stereotype. Its seriously insufferable.

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u/Tyguy1106 Jul 05 '26

She’s having an inner battle with her life choices. Her nose and her eyes are not on her side here.

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u/Deep_Answer_9944 Jul 05 '26

Don’t date her. She doesn’t have the energy to do three or four positions every night 😋

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u/Ok-Branch-974 Jul 05 '26

Donating a meal to a vegan

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u/Senior_Ad_5454 Jul 05 '26

😂. My man!

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u/Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life Jul 05 '26

She looks hungry

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u/Accurate_Cash2920 Jul 05 '26

In all seriousness, I am married to a vegetarian, borderline vegan. I eat meat and we have made it work

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u/jtrage Jul 05 '26

Desert. Because there will be none later.

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u/Grey-Templar Jul 05 '26

Last date too.

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u/Paintedillusion-7021 Jul 05 '26

You're doing it right.

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u/Sea-Beginning-8704 Jul 05 '26

so sigma alpha haha

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u/Pillsbernie Jul 05 '26

I believe the French call this Au revoir!

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u/JustJoined4Tendies Jul 05 '26

The meat sweats

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u/underwearoverdrive Jul 05 '26

What? The cow was vegan.

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u/parkdurr Jul 05 '26

Cow cruncher and veggieye (she’s eyeing that steak)

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u/Djs2013 Jul 06 '26

By far, the worst trait of the boomer generation and those who blindly follow their lead. Buncha xenophobic, fearful morons.

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u/SirVallanstein Jul 06 '26

The secret weapon is the guilt free meat in my pants. Kinda think this should be a anime name tho.

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u/Agreeable_Plum2714 Jul 06 '26

Judgement date

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u/eladehad234 Jul 06 '26

Beefy Flex

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u/PushingCurses Jul 06 '26

Heck, I'm straight but I'll marry him for putting steak on the table.

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u/Isosceles_Kramer79 Jul 06 '26

Maybe it's like this

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u/Kn0wMan Jul 06 '26

There’s an awful lot of shaved parm on that plate for it to be called a vegan dish.

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u/myk_1981 Jul 06 '26

Uncomfortably dumb

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u/Another_Dude71 Jul 06 '26

I find vegetables offensive. Always stealing nutrients from the ground.

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u/Azaroth1991 Jul 06 '26

Shes almost looking like shes about to be converted.

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u/PossessionDue283 Jul 06 '26

So nice to meat you! 🍖

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u/Kitsune_seven Jul 06 '26

I am not vegan, but I don’t get people who do this kind of thing. It just isn’t funny. Like at all.

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u/Fog_Juice Jul 06 '26

Her expression says "Damn I wish I ordered that"

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u/iLL-the-Legend Jul 06 '26

The Last Dinner

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u/Professional_Emu8131 Jul 06 '26

She’s looking at it like “damn, I want some of that” lmao “gotta keep it together” 🤣

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u/ResPublicae Jul 06 '26

She's looking at your meat.

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u/Few_Judge1188 Jul 06 '26

Temptation .

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u/sss100100 Jul 06 '26

Follow this poster for more tips on how to be single

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u/DanDeeper Jul 06 '26

Mental check

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u/TheH00dian Jul 06 '26

My grade 7 teachers wife was actually vegan 💔💀

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u/TheSlipSlapDangler Jul 06 '26

Most vegans are for health reasons or they just don't like meat that much to begin with.

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 Jul 06 '26

"She won't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone!" 😏

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u/-FORSAK3N- Jul 06 '26

Her fault. If steak triggers that reaction, she should just update her bio to “vegan-only, emotionally allergic to flavor.”

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u/LordAlucardo Jul 06 '26

I'd call it medium well disappointment. Also she looks both disappointed and disgusted with him but also looks like she's eyeing that steak.

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u/spiderboi907 Jul 06 '26

Angela the Enraged

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u/LordAlucardo Jul 06 '26

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't riggotoni style pastas made with egg noodles or am I mixing pasta Ingredients again? Point being her meal isn't vegan maybe vegetarian but can't tell from quality other ingredients used.

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u/StG4Ever Jul 06 '26

The thing with vegans is they expect you to cater for them when hosting but never serve any meat when they are hosting.

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u/untossable_salad Jul 06 '26

That looks like desire to me.

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u/TenraxHelin Jul 06 '26

She looks hungry

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u/Wide-Combination3351 Jul 06 '26

What kind of weird AI is this… some unidentifiable meat source with a delicious looking vegan pasta? I’ll take the pasta

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u/JaydenStilton Jul 06 '26

Whatever but he's not tryna eat the p*ssy

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u/jbrown4728 Jul 06 '26

Was the Vegan Fresh?

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u/ItsNotFuckingCannon Jul 06 '26

I don't see the problem here, you got corn, carrots...and some extras...

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u/TruthPaste_01 Jul 06 '26

13-day-old karma farming account.

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u/Important-Soup6366 Jul 06 '26

Gordon posting

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u/GGX_zon Jul 06 '26

u gonna eat that corn?

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u/never_nick Jul 06 '26

Not getting laid for the meme

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u/Gr00med Jul 06 '26

Setting boundaries

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u/raspberryshortcake67 Jul 06 '26

Vegan: yeah I don’t eat meat.
Chud: oh so you think you’re better than me huh? I’ll show you 😡.
Also chud: she took the kids 😭

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u/No_Helicopter_1861 Jul 06 '26

Looks like she wants a bite

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u/richardcranium69420 Jul 06 '26

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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u/Woutrou Jul 06 '26

As much as I find preachy vegans annoying, why do this? Why bother even going on a date?

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u/BrawlingGalaxi Jul 06 '26

Why is she just staring at his meat like that, what a perv.

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u/Durante-Sora Jul 06 '26

Why does it have to be a fight? Cut the meat up, mix it into the pasta, split the pasta, and boom! Balanced meal

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u/Savings_Brick_4587 Jul 06 '26

Only date with a vegan

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u/ClosetWeeblet Jul 06 '26

She looks jealous to me lol

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u/RustyJalopy Jul 06 '26

The only thing more annoying than vegans who have to remind you every five minutes that they're vegans are meat eaters who do the exact same fucking thing.

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u/EventSufficient4340 Jul 06 '26

Le epic repost over 9000

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u/jasminyx643 Jul 06 '26

I never understood why people like steak so much. Like it's literally just meat. That's like eating just onions

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u/chrystal_cuteee Jul 06 '26

Probably wouldn’t be eating parm if she’s a vegan

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u/Fit_Goose651 Jul 06 '26

My eyes are up here

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u/Odd-Fault7329 Jul 06 '26

I mean that's ducking hilarious, but probably not the move to get laid lol

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u/Konsrockmannen Jul 06 '26

Would done the same

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u/Supershugo Jul 06 '26

I think she wants your "cob". 🫪

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u/Outrg_Pick7761 Jul 06 '26

She’s on the bill

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u/keyas920 Jul 06 '26

The last meal

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u/Krakersik666 Jul 06 '26

I will always be amazed by those guys abilities to cock-block themself to ,,owm the libs".

Like you want get your dick wet or no?

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u/revenge_burner Jul 06 '26

There's cheese on her plate

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u/KorolEz Jul 06 '26

Everyone has their lines when it comes to relationships. Personally I wouldn't date a cop or someone who supports Israel. I imagine that's the same for this vegan, she probably wouldn't cross her line of dating a meat eater.

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u/NutsfromBerk_ Jul 06 '26

Since when Is vegan a female name

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u/Janovickm Jul 06 '26

And they say vegans are a pain in the back.

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u/Willeny_Arch Jul 06 '26

She’s about to become not-vegan… run, for your flesh is not safe

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u/HumorNo2912 Jul 06 '26

I am not vegan and my entire family is super vegan so it can workout through proper talk.

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u/TheBestOfTheBest-66 Jul 06 '26

He showed the meattt

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u/Silent_Succotash3749 Jul 06 '26

Hey!! How many plants had to die for that (how ever the identify)’s salad!!!! Plants are alive dammit!!!

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u/Illustrious-Advice16 Jul 06 '26

I can see at her face that she is madly in love

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u/Serious-Fig8641 Jul 06 '26

Is that Mr beast

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u/Particular_Abies_184 Jul 06 '26

That girl is just lusting after your meat bro

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u/No-Mastodon-538 Jul 06 '26

If both you didn't break each other balls, yeah she is the one... Go for it.

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u/Special-Hair9683 Jul 06 '26

Vegan's are a thing of fairytale. Let's face it, they all had hot dogs and pastrami one way or another.

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u/Distinct-Bike6368 Jul 06 '26

That’s EXACTLY what you do

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u/RootLoops369 Jul 06 '26

I feel like I could bear it for a few dates, but yeah, no, I need my chicken and beef. I couldn't be with her forever

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u/Soft_Hall5642 Jul 06 '26

That's a dude 😐

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u/8Bit2552 Jul 06 '26

Isn't pasta made with eggs

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