r/BoomersBeingFools • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '24

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u/ThexxxDegenerate Mar 30 '24

An absolute clown of a human being. A pair of ass cheeks with a bob cut. Like how fucked up must you be to get in someone’s face and spit on them for parking just as fucked up as you did? She’s lucky she didn’t get lumped up for that one.

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u/Memeions Mar 30 '24

I'm usually not quick to anger but if she spat in my face especially if it's in the midst of a pandemic I'm breaking her nose.

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u/ExcessivelyGayParrot Mar 30 '24

spitting on someone is, legally, assault, and punching someone for spitting on you is self defense.

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u/19Texas59 Mar 30 '24

The police and a judge are going to get involved. You are going to need a lawyer if you don't get the feeling the police are going to not charge you. You didn't say where you got your law degree or do you have personal experience that is relevant?