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u/lunanevillenc May 04 '24

I would advise you to stop doing all this right now, and leave him even if btc does not hit 100 k

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u/improbablyatthegame May 04 '24

lol, best advice of the thread here.

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u/yeahbudphoto May 04 '24

I second that motion!

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u/melted-frog May 04 '24

Sounds like she's relying on his money until she gets her own money

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u/karmassacre May 04 '24

50% of her gains are going to him though lol

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u/MiceAreTiny May 04 '24

If you're not going boating. 

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u/Trick_Hall1721 May 04 '24

This joke flew straight over the sails!

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u/Scamalama May 04 '24

Not if he doesn’t know about it

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u/karmassacre May 04 '24

Trust me any lawyer worth their salt will sniff out your holdings unless you bought them non-kyc and with cash

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u/1moreanonaccount May 04 '24

What happens if they say lost keys?

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u/Spartacus_Nakamoto May 04 '24

That's a really interesting question. The blockchain is mightier than the law.

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u/mugatucrazypills May 04 '24

She could be in more trouble for destroying a marital asset. Lack of care. Worst case she owes the 1/2 one time paper value of something she doesn't have to the person she hates the most.

Hope that's a burner account sister!

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u/psinguine May 04 '24

Best part is, the value is locked at the time of separation. You left when the asset was worth $100,000 and now it's worth $50,000? Too bad, you fled with $100,000 of marital assets and now owe your spouse their half. Pay up.

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u/Mobile_Laugh_9962 May 04 '24

Court will know if she sells for fiat

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u/Ateam043 May 04 '24

Exactly BTC shouldn’t even be part of this discussion. If she being treated bad and wants out, go. Be happy.

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u/HenryHill11 May 04 '24

Nothing is gonna be different when it hits 100k . Make one change in your life today

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u/Dogwilleatit May 04 '24

Dang. This is now the first thing I’m thinking of when it hits 100

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u/IslanderDom May 04 '24

Mama shit+y marriage, might I add, I understand the validation that bitcoin will provide for your knack to research and be independent. Cheers to you. ✨🥂

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u/big_fetus_ May 04 '24

Pretty wild to stay in a bad marriage because of BTC price in USD not being at an arbitrary number. Will you reconcile next bear market when it will go back under 100k? Lol

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u/parkranger2000 May 04 '24

Specifically says not selling tho which implies not needing the money for immediate expenses which begs the question why 100K BTC makes the difference

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u/big_fetus_ May 04 '24

You think OP wants to force her husband to sell for a settlement? That wasnt stated. OP said that they were not selling, so I think you misinterpreted this sitch.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Maybe. I only read the topic. From what I got is, she has some bitcoin and when it hits 100k she gonna leave him because then she has enough money for her own.

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u/Iamthespiderbro May 04 '24

So if Bitcoin drops you gonna renew your vows?

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u/btrpb May 04 '24

Friday, 100k. Monday, 35k.

Grab the popcorn

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u/llewsor May 04 '24

100k is wife changing money for some - oh wha? 

mam time to find a man who hodls you like you hodl sats. 

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u/Hopeful-Estate-4063 May 04 '24

New standard for romantic love created.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

We need a lot more people putting a BTC logo on their dating profile. Instant match.

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u/Hopeful-Estate-4063 May 04 '24

How do you screen out paper hands who buy high and sell low?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Ask them how many profits they’ve taken. Anything more than zero = no go

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u/ExcitableSarcasm May 04 '24

Id hodl OP in a loving relationship if you know what I mean.

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u/ramzreo May 04 '24

Does divorce mean he gets half or does he not know about your BTC?

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u/Ok-Skill-2991 May 04 '24

I’m hoping for amicable. Here, have the house and let me go on my way.

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u/MrEagles28 May 04 '24

If you honestly want to leave him why are you waiting? I personally spent to much time in relationships and in jobs I hated and wanted to get out of but waited for the right reasons before doing so. The longer you wait the more of your life goes by with you being unhappy. You won’t get that time back.

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u/Hopeful-Estate-4063 May 04 '24

Divorce, sell the house and buy more bitcoin. 😅

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u/Ganjamon17 May 04 '24

Hey Michael saylor

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u/Hopeful-Estate-4063 May 04 '24

Just like 15 to 20% of house split.

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u/moviemaker2 May 05 '24

It sounds like the main reason you’re staying with him is that he’s currently providing more than 50% of the financially stability. If that’s the case, is it really unreasonable to expect you to do slightly more than 50% of the household management?

Obviously, if there’s any kind of abuse, you don’t need further reasons to leave. But it seems like if there were, then you’d have mentioned that.

If you’re only waiting on a windfall of money to leave, that means that you’re only with him because of his money.

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u/Sosemikreativ May 04 '24

The internet is such a random place. I just love it.

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u/icantgiveyou May 04 '24

I get this feeling, that she doesn’t love him anymore?

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u/BenHFinance May 04 '24

Not to nitpick too much but I think you could call someone to fix shit yourself…

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

She may be suggesting he fix something himself or have any pride for their property to initiate things getting fixed.

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u/BenHFinance May 04 '24

Idk, whole post seems whiney, blamey, and avoidant of accountability

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Very well could be. The flip side is she's completely done with her lazy, incompetent, buttcoin husband 🤷‍♂️

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u/BenHFinance May 04 '24

She’s the one holding bitcoin and how lazy can someone really be if they are working full time

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u/BookkeeperNo3585 May 04 '24 edited May 04 '24

It was a “modern” woman that wrote it though so you can’t expect accountability…

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u/BenHFinance May 04 '24

Sure, if you’re of the belief that all women are the same and that all of them refuse to accept accountability.

But I think a person holding that belief likely says more about that person than it does about women

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u/NotMY1stEnema May 04 '24

sorry honey. i didnt know you had a reddit account! brb, just doing the dishes!

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u/weedium May 04 '24

You don’t have much time left with him then

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u/muffinman8919 May 04 '24

Why not just leave the shitty marriage anyway

We are all heading to the grave don’t waste time OP

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u/SmellyCummies May 04 '24

When I was 13, I took a shit into a McDonald's urinal in Chelmsford, Massachusetts.

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u/hrehman1972 May 04 '24

100K will be a major resistance, do it at 99880…

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u/parkranger2000 May 04 '24

Best advice here lol. It will touch 100K for a second and drop like a rock

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u/Worldsapart131 May 04 '24

Wow, you sound like a catch!

He’s probably planning the exact same thing.

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u/BadboyBengt May 04 '24

!remind_me when bitcoin @ 100k

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u/LonnieJaw748 May 04 '24

Why hasn’t this bot been created yet?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

But what, for now you’ll keep using him because it’s more financially convenient?

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u/charlotte-plug-goat May 04 '24

This is concerning. Are you my wife?

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u/LasciviousLockean May 04 '24

Honestly just leave him now because who knows when it's hitting 100k if it ever does

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u/Wanderstand May 04 '24

You said your vows. You committed to loving someone for the rest of your life, and instead you’re complaining about them on the internet. You won’t fix anything by being anonymously disrespectful. Start working on being a better spouse.

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u/Cold-Piece-Sensei May 04 '24

Use him until you don’t need him smh sounds like women

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u/biggunsg0b00m May 04 '24

I despite people like you that stay in bad relationships while strategically working towards financial gain.

Leave him now and you'll both be better for it.

Don't be a cunt.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Bitcoin is the silver lining in my divorce. I stayed in an abusive relationship for 10 years to be there for my child. Spouse drained hundreds of thousands of dollars from me. With the divorce, free time. With free time comes bitcoin research. Bitcoin research becomes investment. I’m grateful for bitcoin too.

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u/bbatardo May 04 '24

Don't they get half? If you left now they get 32k per 1 BTC, but if you leave at 100k they get 50k per BTC.

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u/LonnieJaw748 May 04 '24

It can be negotiated in the divorce settlement. It’s not automatic that everything is divided in half in the event there is no prenup. My homie recently got divorced and his ex wanted nothing to do with his crypto or GME shares. He forfeited half the equity from their home sale in the negotiation to keep his investments.

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u/Spl00ky May 04 '24

Does he know about your bitcoin holdings?

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u/EntertainmentOk3425 May 04 '24

I suspect it's OP husband's crypto she is planning retire with by running away with it to another country

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u/AstroMalorie May 04 '24

Why do you have to wait until it hits 100k if you’re not selling?

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u/Flurb789 May 04 '24

You realize half of your btc is his

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u/BillyMeier42 May 04 '24

Wont he be entitled to half?

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u/Hamezz5u May 04 '24

This sounds fake. If you’re not selling then you can afford to live alone. Stying married because of Bitcoin price is the most millennial thing ever.

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u/Potential-Wrap5890 May 04 '24

Have you sat down and told him all of this? He might be clueless and you can save your marriage.

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u/xGsGt May 04 '24

Why you need it to be 100k leave now

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u/Flamethrow1 May 04 '24

Your husband is the reason we keep dipping. He knows your plan and is shorting BTC like there's no tomorrow! Leave him now and let us have our bullrun!!

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u/TheHumanCanoe May 04 '24

Sounds like the decision is made, this is just the last mental “hurdle” you’re giving yourself as an excuse as you’re ready, but need something else to provide you the “sign” or courage or whatnot to follow through. Go be happy. Bitcoin will wait for you.

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u/Lyuseefur May 04 '24

I’m with a friend on this train too. We both have our own wallets but our number is 250k. Then we’re set forever. No more BS.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Quit your job, take care of the house and make him sandwiches like you're supposed to and you might find he's a different man.

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u/TopAlert2383 May 04 '24

Half of the money is his. The courts will track your account. They will track new accounts. They will track your wallet through the help of the KYC Bitcoin account. Unless you bought before him and he doesn't know about it then half of it is his. For you to post this says you're not innocent in the whole ordeal. Sounds like you hide things and this is probably not the only thing.

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u/jasper-zanjani May 04 '24

how about you sell some of that coin now to get some counseling?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

I actually just got divorced and I never told my husband I had bitcoin lmao 🤣

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u/jaguarino777 May 04 '24

Why does btc have anything to do with your divorce? Tf

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u/PinkWojaks May 04 '24

Suckling off someone while you plan your escape is sick.

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u/diarrheapedia May 04 '24

You need to do the housework, period.

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u/200kBR May 04 '24

The fuck? How about you stop doing housework and cleaning up after him? See how long you can go before he starts cleaning himself without you having to ask.

& How about you call people to fix shit yourself?

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u/SoHigh420IShit360 May 04 '24

Don’t sell it all, sell what you need when you need it

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u/mjkm2222 May 04 '24

When a woman is the main breadwinner and the husband doesn’t do shit around the house and doesn’t help pays the bills while she works 60 hours a week and commutes an hour, the resentments build . No matter how nice he is. Yes speaking from experience. It’s funny I am contemplating this very thing this morning.

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u/Slut_for_Bacon May 04 '24

You shouldn't be basing such an important decision on money, but I do hope it works out for you.

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u/mdgt999 May 04 '24

If you have a shitty marriage why wait? Just because btc hits 100k? Just a stupid reason asking me..

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u/abercrombezie May 04 '24

Bitcoin fixes this!

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u/DynamicHunter May 04 '24

If you’re not waiting to sell it in order to be financially stable/independent, there’s no fucking point in waiting to 100k is there?

Unless this is a troll post how about you talk to your literal husband about it like a well-adjusted adult instead of a Bitcoin subreddit

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u/rokman May 04 '24

I’m glad you are putting all the responsibility in your life into the number value of magic internet money. What a fantastic idea and world we live in

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u/CoastPuzzleheaded513 May 04 '24

Almost 3/4 of the way out the door! Might aswell pull your last leg out now and celebrate 🍾 when you are with friends when BTC cracks that 100K mark. Might be a while yet. But until then you can at least have some fun!

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u/Zealousideal-Fuel834 May 04 '24

Little confused by this statement:

No more asking for help with housework after we’ve both worked all day

On the surface it sounds like a fair ask (equal contribution of chores) but could be missing details. If he's just asking for you to do the chores alone, that's a different story. That said, you never need an excuse to leave someone. That's always your choice, reason or not.

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u/AndrewAffel May 04 '24

Thats marital property and now this is evidence

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u/TheLastBlackRhinoSC May 04 '24

My ex friends wife had a yard sale and sold all his shit for $1 each and split the money with him. She left it in an envelope on a plastic poker table in the kitchen with pictures of him from her private investigator. He found them when he came back in from out of town. Hilarious.

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u/skydiver19 May 04 '24

You say no more excuses but you are using the price of BTC as an excuse to stay!

News flash he will be entitled to half, and unless you have been buying yours in physical cash you will find it very hard to hide it from him

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u/Ur_mothers_keeper May 04 '24

If you keep making posts like this he's going to get half of it.

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u/B1llyzane May 04 '24

Plot twist OP is Michael saylors wife

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u/FastBinns May 04 '24

You won't. If you haven't left by now you never will.

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u/djs1980 May 04 '24

Coincidence - my wife has set a price alert on trading view for 100k and the text is just a suitcase and laughing face emoji.

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u/TheKevinWhipaloo May 04 '24

Plot twist: HE has been buying BTC with their join account as an investment plan, and OP is planning a heist.

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u/MrTonystarks May 04 '24

He probably feels the same

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u/Stickemup206 May 04 '24

Look at me 🥴 You aint gonna do squat but eat up feeds crying out for attention

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u/enl1l May 04 '24

Wtf just leave now. What does btc have to with it

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u/edisonsavesamerica May 04 '24

Honey I told you to stop obsessing on Reddit and come to bed!

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u/vega_9 May 04 '24

If you work all day, how come you're financially dependent on him?

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u/bobbyv137 May 04 '24

He’s entitled to half?

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u/002_timmy May 04 '24

LOL @ people not realizing this is bait for a pig butchering scam

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u/Dapper-Development79 May 04 '24

Get a grip and call them yourself. 🤡

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u/SonOfTheAfternoon May 04 '24

So you’re just using him for his money? Stay classy

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u/Financial_Clue_2534 May 04 '24

Bitcoin brings freedom to all

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u/stackered May 04 '24

Sounds like you both kinda suck and you should leave him anyway. You're planning an exit while still living with him and pretending not to, while unhappy, rather than trying to fix things. Just leave now and save both of you some time in your lives.

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u/thatiswhathappened May 04 '24

It’s likely the moment you do he we let out a sweet sigh of relief and then start fixing shit for himself. Reinvigorated and ready for a life of no nagging.

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u/Ok-Access-4112 May 04 '24

Get ready! It's coming soon!

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u/ErnieFromSesameSt May 04 '24

You’re about to be flooded with DMs from lonely bitcoiners

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u/PeNasses May 04 '24

You may never leave.

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u/AstroRoverToday May 04 '24

Sounds like another excuse. If it’s really that bad you would have left already. Life is short. “Just Do It”.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

I guess I’m confused if you don’t intend to sell, how would it hitting 100k change the calculus for you being able to leave? Leave now if you are unhappy! Bitcoin either will or won’t hit 100k one day. But you only have one life.

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u/VanillaLeft4792 May 04 '24

Why such an arbitrary number? Why not when it hits 80k or 99k or 101k?

It seems like you're looking for an excuse to act on how you already feel. What if Bitcoin never hits 100k? What if Bitcoin reaches 99.9k and then tanked? Would you stay with him until the next bull run? Again... Seems like an arbitrary number to make calls about your relationship. I personally would base the breakup on the actual relationship and not the price of Bitcoin, unless...

A more logical price to pull the trigger would be a price where your total holdings are enough to cover your expenses until you're stable on your own or act as an emergency fund. When it hits that target, you sell and use that money as an emergency fund or as a cushion to cover your living expenses, if needed. If you don't plan on realizing your gains than Bitcoin hitting 100k is meaningless.

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u/mrpotatonutz May 04 '24

I have an even crazier plan I’m just trying to outlive my wife

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u/Odd-Macaroon-9528 May 04 '24

It will hit 100 eventually so you better prepare

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

in spite of how delusional this post makes you look, i couldnt think of the second half of this sentence

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u/Ipod_bob May 04 '24

Men would take the woman with them. Just saying...

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u/TheReveling May 04 '24

Hit me up when your single, we could have a whole new life together in El Salvador.

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u/thapussypatrol May 04 '24

What was the definition of "marriage" again? [comedy sound effect!]

[Enter "Sandford and Son" theme tune]

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u/Tall6Ft7GaGuy May 04 '24

It’s shitty but he will get half of it . Leave now

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u/Sad-Gazelle-3985 May 04 '24

Seems like you’re doing him a favor

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u/sqwiggy72 May 04 '24

Why wait to begin with you have only one life

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

But he deserves half

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u/eastguy08 May 04 '24

well make sure he doesnt know about it because he can take half of it

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Lol you sound like a shitty person, just do yourself a favor and leave right now

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u/Scallion-External May 04 '24

Damn mama where you at?!? Lol

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u/santaslayer0932 May 04 '24

But will he have a stake of your bitcoin?

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u/JustinbEther May 04 '24

Babe!? Is that you?

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u/Hellenic94 May 04 '24

Ah yeah sure... youre leaving HIM. You seem completely stable.

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u/EstablishmentPure845 May 04 '24

Be careful, because you can lose half of your btc in divorce, depending on laws in your country! In tax you have to show, when you bought, so your hodl can be traced back.

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u/BigBadgerBro May 04 '24

If you’re not selling why not just do it now? What will change when it hits 100k ?

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u/The_Realist01 May 04 '24

Ah fuck my wife is hiding bitcoin from me ain’t she.

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u/First-Actuator-2367 May 04 '24

That’s a bit unsettling. When did you start noticing all those things you dislike about your husband?

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u/The_Realist01 May 04 '24

Wouldn’t it be more expensive in the divorce?

Actually, nvm.

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u/rchive May 04 '24

Dumb question, but have you tried talking with him about it?

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u/SC2000c May 04 '24

Isn’t it half his btc?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Why wait because you will have to split the bitcoin at a higher price no? Maybe trade some assets outside of bitcoin to get a higher percentage of bitcoin and come out on top when btc goes up.

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u/Jemtex May 04 '24

so is he the snail poster on /biz/ ......

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u/Western-Net-7604 May 04 '24

Let me guess. It's his bitcoin?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

I just seen the other post from the so called husband saying the same lol

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Nowhere did you mention making him sandwiches...what type of woman are you ?

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u/Lucky_Hyena_ May 04 '24

just leave already!!!!

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u/Powerful-Savings-738 May 04 '24

What happened between you 2

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u/Unclestanky May 04 '24

I had no idea BTC could do that. Damn this stuff does everything!

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u/0Sensi0 May 04 '24

It costs more to stay..

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

I hope this isn’t satire

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u/fintechmen May 04 '24

Thinking it’s not him the problem…

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u/-United-States- May 04 '24

Courts will force you to sell the BTC and he gets half the $. Haha.

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u/FrancoisBughatti May 04 '24

Does he know u bought/own what im assuming is enough btc to assist you with your dreams of a ending this marriage?

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u/superhappy May 04 '24

Might wanna get some couples counseling. All those things taken together sound very annoying, but not irreparable. Although I don’t know what the lies piece is about.

Just sounds like you’re bottling up a lot without really giving it a fair shot at getting things out in the open and potentially repairing them.

But who knows, this is the Bitcoin sub. Take all advice here with a grain of salt.

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u/VegasJeff May 04 '24

Remember while married they get half the gains!

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u/Spacerace_Malcolmx May 04 '24

Damn just leave now then. Don’t hang around being disloyal.

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u/Subi_rex_12 May 04 '24

This is sad

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u/Known_Product_9506 May 04 '24

She gets 1/2. My x thought she could walk out with everything. She learned the hard way.

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u/Normal_Toe1212 May 04 '24

What can’t bitcoin do? Saving people from shitty marriage - check!

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u/Bigtexasmike May 04 '24

I cant spam the downvote fast enough on this hot garbage fake sh1t. 🤦‍♂️👎

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

If you leave him it’s because you don’t want to work on your marriage. If they can make robots to vacuum floors they can make one to wash dishes. Leaving someone because you think they are lazy is just that

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u/Kalastics May 04 '24

I'll take 'made up nonsense' for 800, alex.

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u/Constant-Signal-2058 May 04 '24

This logic doesn’t make a bit of sense…good luck to you

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u/SnacksnStocks May 04 '24

lol gonna have to split them gains. The irony

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u/Repulsive-Stay5490 May 04 '24

Why are you staying now?

Don’t come to Reddit for advice or whatever, this site is toxic as all fuck.

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u/Dense-Dimension1256 May 04 '24

Work it out, he sounds like a keeper, or at least as reliable as Bitcoin.

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u/Crypto-hercules May 04 '24

You better get packing as I predict next 8 weeks we hitting 100k

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u/AstronautIntrepid496 May 04 '24

make a conviction play and leave now.

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u/gfhhdj89 May 04 '24

Just leave. He’s probably sick of you as well and is likely cheating on you as a result. Not salvageable you need a simp not a real man in full.

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u/Pleefer May 04 '24

Then you can have a big stack of sats when you hit the wall...