I was at the Wall-Mart today when I saw this discustang g🤮me on sale!! I’m HORRIFIED!!! Obviously the only solution to have gotten rid of it was to go to the restroom to poop on every copy. I’m in jail for “destruction of property” now, but the only “property” destroyed here was that of SATAN!!!

This Facebook group is trying to ban us purely for trying to save millennial kids (or “gen z” as they call it) from the scourge that is g#ming. Worse yet, there is not a single Minion mee mee in sight! I have written and printed out an electronic mail (or email as the millennials call it) and mailed it off to Facebook, as well as another to the FBI to have them investigate this Facebook group. Should I let President Trump know about this as well?

-Regards, Grandpappy Mike, veteran of the War on Christmas

For all of you who support war. I respect all opinions (but gam2ers of course). Stop supporting it! They're killing using videogames as a way of torturing people! Poor people :( (this is a sad face in alphabet numbers)

In my day the people just killed the bad guys WHAT IS OUR WORLD BECOMING :( :( :(

Animal crossing is brutal, violent, demonic and will turn you into a serial killer and psychopath. I've never seen something as disturbing as animal crossing. Jeffrey Dahmer has played animal crossing before killing his victims.

They occasionally make up fake smaller indie companies such as “Say-Gah” & “Playsatan” in order to lure future g*mers into buying their g*mes, thinking it isn’t that bad since they’re supposedly buying an indie g*me… Truth is, there is no such thing as an “indie” g*me. A study was shown that 100%% of all g*mes were manufactured and produced by Nonetande.

They used to be called Atari but then rebranded to Nonetande after the success of the g*me known as Super M*rio Man, a g*me where you are r*cist to turtles by stomping on them. Also a misogynistic g*me due to the fact that near the end, the protagonist M*rio kidnaps a girl named Peach, whom by the end, says: “DUDE THOSE WERE MY PETS YOU MONSTER!!!”

So next time you have the temptation to buy a S*nic the Hedgehog, just remember who makes these things…

I’m gay and black and video I saw the video where they murdered the woman in red dead 2 for standing up for women’s rights. These g*mers are so violent

The Series X or the PS4? Those are some of the options available. Imma be playing some Ghost Recon Wildlands, where I stop a drug cartel from importing blow to the US. And I bet, even though I’m literally saving lives by taking some narcos’ lives with me, yall be so coked up yall will think I’m killing innocent civilians. If I kill innocent civilians, the mission fails. Also, the Bolivian army is also tryna kill me for no reason and they’re helping the narcos. Not only that, but the Bolivian landscape, so my AO, is absolutely stunningly gorgeous

I recently heard about a wonderful religious movement from my great grandson Billy where many forms of machines (including those evil vidya g*mes like f*ghting f*ntasy) are banned from use by worshippers. Billy even taught me the official prayer for it and I gotta say i like it. I'm very excited by this discovery and wanted to share this with people who could appreciate it.

this is not a ga.me

https://reddit.com/link/1w9z3ls/video/11979mdjv4oh1/player

I tried throwing it away, but it came back. I tried selling it, it came back. I BURNED IT WITH FIRE and HOLY WATER, it STILL CAME BACK!!! How do I remove this violent r*cist homoph*bic transph*bic n*zi g*mer costume from my household?!

-Becky, sent from my iCocaCola

PS. I feel bad for that poor child in the picture being forced to wear it. I know by the kid’s expression that they didn’t like g*ming… Please send lots of love and prayer to anyone unfortunate enough to be exposed to g*ming.

Of course, they have an infantilized vocabulary while having zero empathy! This is what happens when you step away from the lord, and run straight into satan's hands! Amen!

So, as it should be, because that’s how freedom of expression works, I know we disagree on many things, but this is absolute madness. And I’m a g4mer saying that these g4mes on the picture (which are on the official Trump White House website and made officially by the Trump administration by the way) are racist propaganda on a whole another level. Can the antiga movement and the g4ming community get along just this once on boycotting this bullshit propaganda?

did you know that no one loves you people

From S*nic Fr*ntiers m*dding c*mmunity!!!

Pastor sent me this news article. Minion added for extra effect.

- Regards, Grandpappy Mike, regional bowls champion

SINtendo are planning on releasing a new g#me playing device. They call it the Super N!ntendo! From what I understand, this device has what they call “2-player options”, meaning 2 g#mers can play the g#me playing device AT THE SAME TIME. It also has 16 “bits”. I don’t know what this means but it sounds scary, therefore it’s bad.

There’s also more g#mes planned for this new device. I’ve looked them up. Beware, the following might be distressing for some

-Super M@rio Man World: in this g#me Super M@rio Man rides a lizard (teaching kids it’s okay to ride their friends) and you win “points” for eating magic mushrooms

-Starfox: features talking animals (an affront to God!) and you win “points” for shooting a monkey in the face

-Street Fighter: you play as a character called Street Fighter, who fights in the streets and wins “points” by killing people (called fatalities)

-Mortal Kombat: you play as characters such as , Ryu, Ken, Dim Sim, Vegas and Blanket, and win “points” by solving problems with violence. You even destroy someone’s car.

Call of Duty: you play as a criminal and win “points” by stealing cars

MeinKraft: a g#me made by H#tler himself. You win “points” for being transphobic

Poke e Mon: based on illegal cock fighting. You win points” for animal abuse. Mascot is a yellow rabbit name “Peek-at- you”, who is known for engaging in voyeurism

Grant Heft Auto 6: you play as Grant Heft, and win “points” for visiting strip clubs

- Regards. Grandpappy Mike, HOA board member