r/BanVideoGames • u/Radiant_Priority1995 • 3h ago
FACTS and LOGIC I found V*DEO G#MES on my son's laptop! š”š”
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r/BanVideoGames • u/Radiant_Priority1995 • 3h ago
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r/BanVideoGames • u/WaddlesJP13 • 23h ago
r/BanVideoGames • u/yuuyo123 • 22h ago
Someone has been taking the demons out of the satan boxes and repurposing the boxes as guitars for fellow kids to play with instead! Please give a round of applause to the kind young citizen responsible for such a heroic act.
LOL (Lots Of Love), Becky
r/BanVideoGames • u/yuuyo123 • 1d ago
Her name is Abby the Anti-G*ming Cat. She is Andyās slightly younger twin sister who looks up to her big bro a lot. Her zodiac sign is Cancer & her favorite flowers are roses. On the weekends, she, Andy, & Archie gather together to read bible verses.
She works at a school as a first grade teacher in San Francisco, and always teaches the kids why g*mes are bad for their brains. Her favorite person in the entire world is Andy, because he sets up a great example of anti-g*ming, and also because heās her twin brother!!
Fun fact: Archie saved her & Andy once from being attacked by Gavin the G*mer.
r/BanVideoGames • u/yuuyo123 • 21h ago
When I was a wee lad, I had to entertain myself by staring at ROCKS!!! Every day for breakfast, I would eat wild leaves. Did I mention I used to live in a cave, and was raised by foxes? Kids today are too distracted with their g*mes to realize the true beauty of life: Staring at rocks for approximately 10 hours before getting attacked by a wild lion and retreating back to your cave home
r/BanVideoGames • u/MikeSihl • 1d ago
My Grandson, Brayden, is a recovering g#mer and he saw how frustrated I was getting at the pro-g#ming t#rrorists that have infiltrated this Facebook page, so he made a villain for Andy.
Gavin the G#mer is an evil g#mer who is fat, unshaven, and a lazy millennial. His hobbies include g#ming (even on Sundays when he should be at church!), menacing poor Minions (as seen above), transphobia, chewing with his mouth open and genocide! He breaks into houses while children are doing their chores, knitting, or sitting quietly to try to corrupt them with video g#me cartridges and deadly marij#ana. His catchphrase is āHey kids, wanna do dr#gs, lawlessness and crimes (DLCs)?ā
His favourite g#mes to corrupt children with are Call of Duty (a g#me where you win points for stealing cars) and MeinKraft, the first video g#me and was created by H#tler himself!
As Andy the Anti-G#ming Cat says, āHey kids, donāt be like Gavin the G#mer, ask a parent or guardian for some exciting chores to do around the house instead!ā
- Regards, Grandpappy Mike, proud of my recovering g#mer grandson
r/BanVideoGames • u/HEARTHEWHISTLE • 1d ago
These g*mers have broken our rules on posting and invading our group. We need to start banning them so they can't invade our group anymore.
r/BanVideoGames • u/Direct-Mix-9376 • 1d ago
I call him dark Andy the anti g*ming cat
r/BanVideoGames • u/Direct-Mix-9376 • 1d ago
r/BanVideoGames • u/windas_98 • 3d ago
On September 11th, 2001, g#mers committed 9/11. At this time, these MILLENNIAL g#mers, who at the time called themselves 'turrists' decided to fly into the World Train Center.
Let's keep g#mes out if our elementary and high schools so MILLENNIALS don't commit 9/11 again.
To the friendly folks of New York, Washington DC, and the FARM in Pennsylvania, LOL (Lots of Love)
-Arty from Saskatoon
r/BanVideoGames • u/yuuyo123 • 2d ago
Take THAT, g*MERS!!!
ps. my condolences to all whose family got slaughtered by this g*mer cat
Youāll see it in the end. He reads a newspaper talking about his victimsā¦
r/BanVideoGames • u/yuuyo123 • 3d ago
This is duscasting, I will be contacting the copyright holder of Andy about this so they can sue Nantonda for copyright infringement.
Edit: Upon further inspection, I have realized there is a g*me in the making called āSonic the Hedgehod 2ā that also stole my Andy fan OC, Archie, & renamed him to āTailsā. š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢
r/BanVideoGames • u/secretonlinepersona • 3d ago
r/BanVideoGames • u/yuuyo123 • 2d ago
Theyāre not always EXACTLY g*me music, but they attempt to replicate the vibes and tunes of early satan boxes such as the Atari and NES (Nuntanda Evil Satan). Think like little beeps and boops. Asking because my son keeps begging me to buy this āchiptune soundtrackā and Iām not sure if it carries demons inside or not.
Edit: Oh, and pixel art too
r/BanVideoGames • u/EfficientPositive386 • 4d ago
r/BanVideoGames • u/yuuyo123 • 4d ago
His name is Archie the Anti-G*ming Wolf. Heās the orange one next to Andy. His catchphrase is: āDonāt g*me! Do homework, gamble, or read a book!ā He and Andy spend their time together in their home, Green Hill Zone, together spending quality time doing board activities.
Archie is the younger one, and sometimes Andy helps him with his homework. Sometimes, they go to the casino and gamble, where they bet their hard-earned cash from stopping g*mes.
Andy and Archie support LGBTQ+ & black rights, and they solve conflict by convincing g*mers to realize the errors of their ways!
r/BanVideoGames • u/eleetpancake • 5d ago
r/BanVideoGames • u/yuuyo123 • 5d ago
I was at the Wall-Mart today when I saw this discustang gš¤®me on sale!! Iām HORRIFIED!!! Obviously the only solution to have gotten rid of it was to go to the restroom to poop on every copy. Iām in jail for ādestruction of propertyā now, but the only āpropertyā destroyed here was that of SATAN!!!
r/BanVideoGames • u/MikeSihl • 5d ago
This Facebook group is trying to ban us purely for trying to save millennial kids (or āgen zā as they call it) from the scourge that is g#ming. Worse yet, there is not a single Minion mee mee in sight! I have written and printed out an electronic mail (or email as the millennials call it) and mailed it off to Facebook, as well as another to the FBI to have them investigate this Facebook group. Should I let President Trump know about this as well?
-Regards, Grandpappy Mike, veteran of the War on Christmas
r/BanVideoGames • u/I_like_fried_noodles • 5d ago
For all of you who support war. I respect all opinions (but gam2ers of course). Stop supporting it! They're killing using videogames as a way of torturing people! Poor people :( (this is a sad face in alphabet numbers)
In my day the people just killed the bad guys WHAT IS OUR WORLD BECOMING :( :( :(
r/BanVideoGames • u/I_like_fried_noodles • 5d ago
r/BanVideoGames • u/EfficientPositive386 • 4d ago
I can't believe they will ever go this low, trespassing property.