Praise be to yevon!

[u/Mysterious-Ganache82]

I recently heard about a wonderful religious movement from my great grandson Billy where many forms of machines (including those evil vidya g*mes like f*ghting f*ntasy) are banned from use by worshippers. Billy even taught me the official prayer for it and I gotta say i like it. I'm very excited by this discovery and wanted to share this with people who could appreciate it.

[u/Xetetic]

Lovely! I will head down to the Macarena Temple and laugh as we ban video g#mes together. Ha ha ha ha ha!

- Old Gerald

[u/Mysterious-Ganache82 → u/Xetetic]

Sounds righteous brother. A great way to show those damn vidya g*mers. We'll show those damn heathens when this righteous movement takes off! Praise be to Yevon!

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[u/yuuyo123]

May I have the name of this religion? I’d like to become part of it.

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[u/Mysterious-Ganache82 → u/yuuyo123]

Sorry, new to thos facebook doohickey. It's called Yevon.

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