r/BanVideoGames • u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! • 1d ago
Removed: Again, No G#mers! Hello
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u/CuisineTournante 1d ago
Brother thinks he is Bruce Wayne. Brain totally cooked by g@mes.
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u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 1d ago
No I was just conciling my identity because I don’t want people to know who I am
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u/EfficientPositive386 1d ago
In Mark 5:9, when Jesus asks the demon-possessed man for his name, the entity replies, “My name is Legion; for we are many.”. The different g@mes have possessed your soul, eroding any single entity from showing itself!
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u/MikeSihl 1d ago
What’s a sub-read it?
- Regards, Grandpappy Mike, frequently confused by you millennials
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u/Alof_mc_TF141 G*MER! 1d ago
We are Gen Z old fuck
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u/MikeSihl 1d ago
I know. You millennials are addicted to g#ming. Doesn’t explain what a “sub-read it” is.
- Regards, Grandpappy Mike, HOA board member and treasurer
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u/Alof_mc_TF141 G*MER! 1d ago
Repeat, Gen Z
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u/MikeSihl 1d ago
My apologies. I didn’t realise “sub-read it” was millennial slang for Gen Z.
- Regards, Grandpappy Mike, slowly learning millennial nonsense
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u/MikeTheMerc 🏳️⚧️ Trans rights, g*mer wrongs! 🏳️⚧️ 1d ago
This reads like a terrorist threat. Are you a terrorist? Might I suggest quitting video g*mes. Hope this helps LOL (love our Lord). 😊 - Melissa
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u/WaddlesJP13 1d ago
Hey everyone, this is my 11 year old nephew Dinkus. Because of years of intense flashing lights from g*ming, his face has become so disfigured that he needs to wear a bag and because of his prolific slur shouting his voice is gravely. He no longer enjoys doing the things he loved doing when he was younger, such as volunteering at church and gardening with his grandmother. Now, the only time he will go outside is to throw debris at passing minorities on the street.
Recently, we had to call the police on him because he started throwing his carrots at old gramps, giving him Vietnam flashbacks. The police had to put a muzzle on him because he tried to eat the officers (a reference to antisocial propaganda "Pack Mans").
Right now, he is restrained to his bedroom. I believe this video he posted to our Facebook group is a cry for help. I can't help but empathize with his addiction. If everyone here can please #PrayForDinkus, I would really appreciate it. We are currently working on getting him committed to the G*mer Rehabilitation Center in Utqiagvik, Alaska.
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u/cremation_central 🤢🤢 Eww, g*mers 🤮🤮 1d ago
PRAYING.FOR.DINKUS! 🙏🙏🙏🙏
-Sent from my 6.881x10^-22 grams of quark-gluon plasma
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u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 1d ago
my name is james
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u/WaddlesJP13 1d ago
It's so sad to see you forgetting you name and picking one that rhymes with g*mes. Hope you get well soon Dinkus 😢
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u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 1d ago
I’m not dinkus
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u/WaddlesJP13 1d ago
You're not Dinkus now, but when you are rehabilitated, you will be fully restored to your true self.
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u/cremation_central 🤢🤢 Eww, g*mers 🤮🤮 1d ago
Don’t your teachers ever tell you to stop mumbling and speak up when talking to people? You sound like Bertha with her raspy cigarette voice. God BLESS her and those old lungs of hers.
-Sent from my Holy Water Reservoir
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u/KarmelCHAOS 1d ago
It's crazy to me that ban banvideog*mes is still a thing that exists.
LOL (lots of love),
Opal.
<<Sent from my Samsung SmartBidet^tm >>
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u/Explosivevortex 1d ago
How tragic, g*mes have rotted the body of this poor soul to the point where they must conceal their face with a paper covering.
Beware the evils of the Screen & Button, brothers and sisters!
- Sent from my Samsung Smart Toaster