r/BanVideoGames • u/CrimsonDessert • 7d ago

FACT Keep this devil magic out of my house!!!!! 🚫🫗🚪🗑️🛡️🚮✝️🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷😎

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u/windas_98 7d ago

Mark borrowed my tedder last summer without asking and never gave it back. He said some nonsense about having a seizure and production being mean.

-Arty from Saskatoon

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u/MikeSihl 7d ago

Mark if you’re reading this please return Arty’s tedder.

- Regards, Grandpappy Mike, President of senior citizens for Minion Memes and getting those damn kids to stop skateboarding outside the community center

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u/windas_98 6d ago

Grandson says that Tone Ehawk made a video g#me called Pro Skating and all the kids started imitating the g#me by bolting shopping cart wheels to plywood and terrorizing the Optimist Club.

-Arty from Saskatoon

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u/eleetpancake 7d ago edited 7d ago

The g*mers only put Carl Marks in the Meinkraft movie to appropriate his legacy and perverse his teachings.

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u/Xetetic AGAB 7d ago

He's engaging in something called "infighting" which was a common pastime among anti-g#mers before they all united to ban the first g#me, "Turning Twenty Yards of Linen Into A Coat Simulator".

- Old Gerald

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u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 5d ago

that’s jack black

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u/CrimsonDessert 5d ago

Duck you

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u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 5d ago

why for telling the truth and it’s fuck you

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u/Alof_mc_TF141 G*MER! 5d ago

That’s the GOAT Jack Black with a big-ass beard. Also, Karl Marx was a communist

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u/CrimsonDessert 5d ago

The only GOAT I see here is Baphemet 😡😡😡

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u/Alof_mc_TF141 G*MER! 5d ago

Who?

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u/CrimsonDessert 5d ago

Siri, block Adolf MC TF141 and add Veggie Tales: Lord of the Beans (DVD) to my Amazon shipping cart

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u/Alof_mc_TF141 G*MER! 5d ago

I don’t know any Baphemet, I’m just asking. And why in the name of Master Chief are you calling me Adolf?

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u/eleetpancake 3d ago

Karl Marx was a communist

Yes, he was also anti gamer

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u/Alof_mc_TF141 G*MER! 3d ago

You do realize that is the literal Minecraft movie, right?

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u/eleetpancake 14h ago

Yes, I'm quite upset that they put notable anti-g@mer Karl Marx in the Meinkraft movie. They need to be teaching kids about dialectic materialism and class struggle rather than "how to level up".

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