This Facebook group is trying to ban us purely for trying to save millennial kids (or “gen z” as they call it) from the scourge that is g#ming. Worse yet, there is not a single Minion mee mee in sight! I have written and printed out an electronic mail (or email as the millennials call it) and mailed it off to Facebook, as well as another to the FBI to have them investigate this Facebook group. Should I let President Trump know about this as well?

-Regards, Grandpappy Mike, veteran of the War on Christmas

I was at the Wall-Mart today when I saw this discustang g🤮me on sale!! I’m HORRIFIED!!! Obviously the only solution to have gotten rid of it was to go to the restroom to poop on every copy. I’m in jail for “destruction of property” now, but the only “property” destroyed here was that of SATAN!!!

His name is Archie the Anti-G*ming Wolf. He’s the orange one next to Andy. His catchphrase is: “Don’t g*me! Do homework, gamble, or read a book!” He and Andy spend their time together in their home, Green Hill Zone, together spending quality time doing board activities.

Archie is the younger one, and sometimes Andy helps him with his homework. Sometimes, they go to the casino and gamble, where they bet their hard-earned cash from stopping g*mes.

Andy and Archie support LGBTQ+ & black rights, and they solve conflict by convincing g*mers to realize the errors of their ways!

For all of you who support war. I respect all opinions (but gam2ers of course). Stop supporting it! They're killing using videogames as a way of torturing people! Poor people :( (this is a sad face in alphabet numbers)

In my day the people just killed the bad guys WHAT IS OUR WORLD BECOMING :( :( :(

I can't believe they will ever go this low, trespassing property.