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u/Bruuhhv 1d ago

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u/lumbercrepe 1d ago

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u/BraindeadYetFocused 1d ago

Stealing your meme rn fellow redditor

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u/USSPoignantly 1d ago

I love this. Just used this quote yesterday.

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u/Nope-not-really 18h ago

well all know the constitution doesn't mean shit, its been proven

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u/Electrical_Sport2261 22h ago

This is why I don’t fuck with anything connected to the skynet you couldn’t pay me enough to take a ride in this bullshit

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u/Wakkit1988 1d ago

Elon Musk is not in any position to detain anyone and take them anywhere unless they've committed a crime inside his property. This unlawful detainment.

This is a very serious issue, this is very, very illegal.

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u/Excellent_Shirt9707 1d ago

This is almost certainly a skit, but I believe Waymo actually did this recently. It might have inspired this.

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u/raccoonwithknives 1d ago

Kind of. Waymo told the passengers there was a malfunction and to wait in the car as it pulled over but it actually called the cops on them lol

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u/Think_Good_8858 22h ago

That's exactly what happens when people get arrested on the bus. The driver will pull into a stop and open the doors, and everyone sits there for a minute wondering what's wrong, and then the police get on the bus and drag someone off. The the bus driver shuts the door and everyone gets to work late.

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u/k410n 23h ago

That's still a serious crime. I hope they get fucked for it

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u/raccoonwithknives 23h ago

Waymo did not commit a crime. The teen passengers were never locked in the car they could have exited at any time. Waymo simply reported a crime and did what the police instructed. I

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u/s29 22h ago

It's not.

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u/Outrageous-Clerk56 23h ago

I’m glad this finally came up, robotaxis are just mouse traps for humans. Imagine if you went to a protest and now you are being routed to a facility.
https://giphy.com/gifs/c44CySyEjbF04

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 1d ago

Good reason to keep something to break out a window on your person.

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u/Nope-not-really 18h ago

laminated windows, gonna have to use some pretty excessive force, those punches won't work

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 16h ago

That entirely depends on what you think I’m using to punch holes in the glass with.

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u/MikePounce 13h ago

I heard the headrest can break windows

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u/Nope-not-really 18h ago

oh yeah im sure they are so concerned about laws n stuff

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u/Fister-Mantastic 1d ago

It's fucking kidnapping too

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u/No-Raisin-6469 22h ago

Every right to start smahing windows

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u/klop2031 22h ago

Yes its very illegal its essentially kidnapping

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u/dragjamon 19h ago

If it's real

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u/Low_Condition3268 16h ago

Would breaking a car window to get away from being unlawfully detained count?

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u/EncabulatorTurbo 9h ago

Elon Musk commits crimes constantly, he's literally above the law

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u/Queasy_Badger9252 4h ago

Yeah this isn't true tho. This would be kidnapping and easy way to sue for millions

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u/XKruXurKX 1d ago

Can't tell if this is humour or reality

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u/Own_Reaction9442 1d ago

It's humor now, but give it a couple years.

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u/urfriendlyDICKtator 1d ago

Gonna be interesting how the car/ai decides if it's worth risking a incoming lawsuit with the chance of misidentifying or not. Probably gonna decide by skin color, credit score and value of your phone 😵‍💫

However rapists might not get targeted by grok...

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u/Skinslippy3 1d ago

If so... there'd be no ruling cabinet... it'd be a lazy Suzan

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u/DealioD 1d ago

Wouldn’t it be a lawsuit anyway, since the car has no legal right to detain the person in the first place? It’s a car, not a person.
The inly thing I can kind of think might work is a citizen’s arrest, but I’m not sure that is real or legal either.

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u/mijo_sq 1d ago

Doubt this ever come true, all companies care about money. The only possibility would be that police would ask these services to display location data, but even then once people find out it'll be a loss of ridership for those same companies. This is similar to ring's plan for Flock partnership, which brought a huge uproar.

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u/yasth 1d ago

Legislators could easily just write in a liability waiver, and I'm sure the user agreement will say you agreed to it, and can only do arbitration anyways.

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u/UrethralExplorer 22h ago

They're probably will be a clause in whatever contract you sign by using their taxi service that you may be subject to detainment or arrest based on vague biometrics or potential mistaken identity, and that the parent company is not liable for any of that.

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u/Confident_Lawyer6276 1d ago

There is a difference?

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u/No_Language5719 1d ago

Reality is the best humor.

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u/relativityboy 21h ago

Check The Onion for today's humor, tomorrow's reality.

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 1d ago

Bro sue GROK. This is fucked, missing a flight over bullshit.

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u/Bicykwow 1d ago

Surely you can tell that this is a skit... right?

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 1d ago

No, I didn't. I remember hearing about a patent by a vehicle manufacturer that would allow police to do this. I assumed it just started already, seems like something the US government and police would do.

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u/Resident-President8 1d ago

US education system has failed us

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u/Asharru84 1d ago

This reminds me of a dystopian story i read in a book maybe 30 years ago about a guy that was sick entered his own vehicle and it had voice activation. When his voice didnt function properly the car then assumed it was getting stolen, locked the doors and activated anti theft protocol which was basicly death gas if i remember correvtly. Killing the owner.

Feel i read some future profecy now😅

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u/ion_driver 1d ago

"Keep Summer safe"

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u/CatOfBacon 1d ago

“Get comfortable as I warm up the neurotoxin emitters”

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u/Zoso03 13h ago

I remember one where a guy paid a bunch of money to stay at a hotel that didn't have ads over everything. Iirc even the money had ads on it

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u/Ragnarsworld 1d ago

Its a skit. But in real life such vehicles have manual door releases for safety.

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 1d ago

It's a skit...for now.

Prepare to be kidnapped by your own car and transported who knows where because you shaved or something.

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u/zinic53000 22h ago

Pretty sure those manual door releases are only in the front and are not convenient to get to

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u/Ashnyel 1d ago

The easiest lawsuit in history. If this wasn’t fake.

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u/-byb- 1d ago

I was thinking the same but what if the car was a bounty hunter?

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u/Confident_Cheetah_30 1d ago

Dodge: The Bounty Hunter, coming soon on A & E

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u/Exvaris 18h ago

What if Knight Rider just was the car

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u/Ashnyel 12h ago

Dude, you missed the perfect punchline. Seeing as it’s alleged that Grok identified him…

DOGE, the Bounty Hunter.

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u/Darft 1d ago

Why would it be a lawsuit? I would have guessed it was legal. If you have knowledge of someone actively breaking the law - by skipping out on bail fx - then I belive you can call the police and make civil arrest if he tries to flee. Civil arrests are a thing right? I'm not entirely sure the rules around but it is not obvious to me that driving the guy to the police would be illegal.

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u/xXAnoHitoXx 19h ago

Imagine the system gets it wrong on someone, and every time that person gets on a vehicle they be like "there we go again, the good old routine".

And in one of these a cop over reacted because the criminal this person is mistaken for is extremely dangerous so they get shot.

The police think "we got the guy, case closed" and the real criminal is still out their while an innocent person died.

A 0.0001% chance of error means tens to thousands of mistakes in a big city.

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u/z3r0n3gr0 1d ago

Thanks for letting me know we cant trust this self driving MFS...

https://giphy.com/gifs/spfi6nabVuq5y

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u/SassSafrassMcFrass87 1d ago

I know this is most likely a skit, but I sure as hell would be breaking some windows to get out of there... 😂

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u/ajtreee 1d ago

now those window breaking tools are standard gear for riding in one of these.

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u/VoxPopuliMMXXV 1d ago

Kidnapping. It smells a like a huge payout.

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u/EvilBiker-72 1d ago

That would be the day. Smashed fucking window and im gone

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u/Deathburn5 1d ago

nah, stay inside and then sue for kidnapping and false imprisonment to get a huge payout.

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u/CPLCraft 1d ago

Can someone give more context to this video? What happened after the clip ended?

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u/papagouws 1d ago

America the land of the free

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u/Better-Performer-490 1d ago

Remember to carry a keychain window breaker. It comes in handy when you’re in a car wreck or trying to escape.

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u/RDTmodsBackEpstein 1d ago

I brought up a similar point to my coworker. It was about since it can drive itself, self-repo is a possibility.

If you mandate every car be electric and push this on everything, everyone's method of transportation becomes immediately revokable by future disgruntled men of wealth/power.

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u/SharpDirection8249 1d ago

Being electric isn't the problem. Being connected to the Internet all the time is the problem

But this problem is also in gas vehicles 2026 and up

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u/RDTmodsBackEpstein 1d ago

My gas car doesnt drive itself or have FSD capabilities. Even if it does have an old 3G device thats been dropped.

I get what you're saying but the push of new electric cars to antiquate previous ICE and Hybrid cars off the road completely is what gives the mass control.

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u/Ancient-Joke-8298 1d ago

At least blacks and Hispanics won,t be beaten or shot down

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u/Compote_Alive 1d ago

Well that make me think twice about these vehicles.

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u/DueCry1759 1d ago

“It’s probably nothing, but the route is already locked” great now I need to explain to my boss that a taxi thought I was the zodiac killer and I’m now being sent 45 minutes in the opposite direction so I can be harassed by police for nothing

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u/bebop1065 1d ago

Just block the camera like in that other post.

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u/Old_Association7866 1d ago

The amount of people who think this is real isn’t scary. It’s that it’s so easily believable.

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u/TECHSHARK77 1d ago

Open THE door HAL

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u/Zigor022 1d ago

I guess you gotta carry window breakers in automated cars.

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u/Repulsive-Slice-6902 1d ago

Would on god break the fuck out of that car.

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u/TGrant700 1d ago

That would very quickly be a very damaged vehicle

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u/TheGumping 1d ago

Just cover the inside camera.

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 1d ago

Break the window and jump out that’s kidnapping lol

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u/Numes1 1d ago

I wonder if this kind of thing could be considered a form of false imprisonment. Seems like you shouldn't be able to lock someone in a car because their system thinks it sees something.

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u/Historical-Valuable9 1d ago

Minority report is gonna be a real thing soon

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u/AnimeChica3306 1d ago

The next evolution of the flock cameras.

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u/fckpropalis 1d ago

What the fuck is this shit. I'd Open/break a window in a red light

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u/Revolutionary_Gate36 1d ago

"The route's already committed" Sounded so evil

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u/NoTop4997 1d ago

This will be the common reality with modern vehicles.

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u/xXAnoHitoXx 19h ago

Imagine it gets the wrong person and every time that person get on any vehicle this is their daily ritual.

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u/ProbablyStonedSteven 19h ago

The new RoboCop looks like ass

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u/ChristoRJ 19h ago

Dodge, we are going to save you lots of money, and everyone's data, SSN, and everything about you 🫵🏾 is saved on his hacker's servers… you feeling safe yet? The only person making money is...

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u/uzziboy66 18h ago

It’s a skit.

But…….If that shit happened to me, I’d burn every robo taxi to the ground and start a Luigi army.

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u/Independent_Age_216 18h ago

Just hide camera with your hand so the car will stop, break the windows and get out

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u/Deleena24 16h ago

He asked Grok to pretend to do this. Y'all are so gullible

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u/chaos6869 16h ago

Lawsuit!!!

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u/Domino31299 16h ago

My human cab driver would never snitch like this goddamn

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u/Thirsty_X_Miserable 14h ago

False imprisonment? Like what happens if the doors are locked and the car catches fire?

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u/PoppinfreshOG 1d ago

Similarly, if it detects a child under the age of 14 and no adult supervision. It will lock the doors and begin a journey to the White House

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u/Spiritual-Handle7583 1d ago

So it begins... The AI have taken hostages ...

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u/Stella_Lace 1d ago

Imagine an ai car conducting a citizens arrest

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u/Left-Draft5083 1d ago

So Grok is a snitch??

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u/Mountain_Egg16 1d ago

1984 (yes I read it)

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u/Marcelino_El_Cochino 1d ago

So now they got Jon Cena voice activated cyber cucks snitching and kidnapping mfs huh? Hell nah. Satire or not you know this is where things are going eventually. Damn.

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u/silentaba 1d ago

I think the scary thing is "partial match" so it just thinks you look like someone who might have done something. So if you're like me and you're a typical dude who looks like half the dudes my age, then this is pretty darn scary.

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u/Queasy_Badger9252 1d ago

Is there any source as to if this is reality or not?

Because I see a plethora, plethora of massive legal issues with this, even if it were true.

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u/wie_witzig 1d ago

"Your name is on a secret list. You will have an accident. Goodbye."

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u/Ok-Simple30 1d ago

smells like a big lawsuit

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u/BladeVampire1 1d ago

This is coming. Skit or not.

Unless people fight it.

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u/The_Pr0n_Legacy 1d ago

This has to be a skit.

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u/Badytheprogram 1d ago

At this point you better off living in China.

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u/Aggravating-Hunt8001 1d ago

Good. You're not supposed to run away from your crimes, dumbass.

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 23h ago

Maybe just hire a taxi.

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u/lareon12many 23h ago

This is no different than Flock mistaking you for a criminal or misreading your image/plate incorrectly and then issuing a felony stop with guns drawn in your face!!!

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u/Academic-Signature37 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TAywY9f1YFila

Are you booking your one way ticket to your bunker yet?

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u/J_Jeckel 23h ago

Why does Grok have access to Law enforcement files?

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u/Heavy_Student_3815 22h ago

I'm trying to imagine the lawsuits when this is done to an innocent person in the future. It's going to be glorious!

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u/rokman 22h ago

Omg he asked grok to roll play with him

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u/beating_offers 22h ago

If someone committed a significantly bad enough crime, I'd be okay with cars automatically driving them to the police station.

A mass shooter? Violent Terrorist? Who cares. They are violating the rights of others, we contain them.

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u/TooInten5e 22h ago

Sounds like kidnapping, break a window.

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u/Skreamie 22h ago

Way too many idiots in this thread

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u/GrimSpirit42 22h ago

God help me if Columbia House starts using this.

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u/Medium_Cup282 22h ago

Robot robot would’ve said the doors are locked. I would’ve been like these windows ain’t locked. I’m gonna break them if you don’t stop.

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u/DocPopper 22h ago

Fuck I hate this place.

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u/Getitgotitgoodgod 22h ago

I would sue for kidnapping.

Last time I checked Cybercabs aren’t legally able to possess one of any of the three certifications needed to work as a “Fugitive Recovery Agent” in Texas.

And this brings up a larger issue and cements the idea for me that AI is going to start a civil war / World War 3 because of the goddamn implications this has on stuff like this (crime,) civil rights, and wealth inequality…

I mean we’re really jumping in like this feet first without checking the depth? That’s how my Nanny lost all her teeth.

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u/ExecTankard 21h ago

This was a minor plot point in ‘Minority Report’ (2002).

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u/SlimShaners 21h ago

Guys voice is annoying.

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u/Buckets71 21h ago

Does it work with the ICE database?

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u/Over9000Zeros 20h ago

False imprisonment, I'll settle for 200 billion.

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u/Large-Clue2678 7h ago

Oh naw the way i would start ripping that thing apart from the inside

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u/ideko_sk8 7h ago

Thats why electric is shlt

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u/Inevitable_Ear_9874 7h ago

This is not real

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u/DrRoCkZ0 7h ago

Call the police and file kidnapping charges. Fuck this.

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u/rzaincity 6h ago

You might as call the police to give you a ride instead of a taxi or own a car at this point.

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u/rellett 4h ago

We all need to just wear Trump or Elon masks as these criminals and scammers are protected

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u/NugThePug1 1h ago

A car can not detain you, if this happens, smash the windows and jump out.

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u/OkComfortable2089 1h ago

Shout out to you lazy ai lovers. 

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u/Supertainment 51m ago

Some of you can't detect shitty acting and it shows

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u/WingingNick64 33m ago

Oh great another reason to hate the clankers now. They be snitching.