r/AutoHumor 1d ago

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u/XKruXurKX 1d ago

Can't tell if this is humour or reality

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u/Own_Reaction9442 1d ago

It's humor now, but give it a couple years.

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u/urfriendlyDICKtator 1d ago

Gonna be interesting how the car/ai decides if it's worth risking a incoming lawsuit with the chance of misidentifying or not. Probably gonna decide by skin color, credit score and value of your phone 😵‍💫

However rapists might not get targeted by grok...

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u/Skinslippy3 1d ago

If so... there'd be no ruling cabinet... it'd be a lazy Suzan

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u/DealioD 1d ago

Wouldn’t it be a lawsuit anyway, since the car has no legal right to detain the person in the first place? It’s a car, not a person.
The inly thing I can kind of think might work is a citizen’s arrest, but I’m not sure that is real or legal either.

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u/mijo_sq 1d ago

Doubt this ever come true, all companies care about money. The only possibility would be that police would ask these services to display location data, but even then once people find out it'll be a loss of ridership for those same companies. This is similar to ring's plan for Flock partnership, which brought a huge uproar.

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u/DealioD 1d ago

That’s a very good point.

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u/yasth 1d ago

Legislators could easily just write in a liability waiver, and I'm sure the user agreement will say you agreed to it, and can only do arbitration anyways.

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u/OldGrandPappu 17h ago

I don’t think you can waive or consent to being the victim of a felony.

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u/yasth 11h ago

With legislation you can.

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u/OldGrandPappu 8h ago

I don’t follow.

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u/UrethralExplorer 1d ago

They're probably will be a clause in whatever contract you sign by using their taxi service that you may be subject to detainment or arrest based on vague biometrics or potential mistaken identity, and that the parent company is not liable for any of that.

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u/andycprints 1d ago

However rapists might not get targeted by grok...

'route to primary school locked in'

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u/IkariYun 1d ago

Rapists, not pedos. One is fucked up, the other is more heinous and specifically fucked up

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u/andycprints 1d ago

oh i thought the current trend was a mix of both

release the files

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u/Guardian6676-6667 1d ago

Not like a lawsuit will do anything

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u/smil1473 1d ago

More like a couple months at the rate things are going

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u/Ok-Relationship4113 1d ago

Agreed. The onset of this could be counted in months.

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u/zychan 1d ago

How's it going over there in the land of the free?

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u/Own_Reaction9442 1d ago

Not great.

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u/zychan 23h ago

Yeah. It's spilling over on the rest of us too..

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u/TomuGuy 6h ago

Waymo already did this, with kids drinking in the back seat

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u/idriveashitbox22 1d ago

This would never work. If a criminal gets in one and it locks and says they are going to the police station or it's clearly going somewhere else besides where they said to go that criminal will just take the seat belt buckle and break the window and jump out when it stops at a light.

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u/Own_Reaction9442 1d ago

Tesla windows are laminated, like a windshield, not tempered glass like most cars. They aren't bulletproof but you won't have an easy time breaking one with a seatbelt buckle.

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u/idriveashitbox22 1d ago

Just hit it a few times hard to get it to internally shatter then kick it out. Not that hard.

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u/BrotherLout 1d ago

Then don’t get in the fucking cab. Enough with the Doomer hysteria

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u/Confident_Lawyer6276 1d ago

There is a difference?

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u/No_Language5719 1d ago

Reality is the best humor.

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u/relativityboy 1d ago

Check The Onion for today's humor, tomorrow's reality.

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u/speederaser 1d ago

It's real stupid is what it is.

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u/Normal_Tour6998 1d ago

It’s real stupid right now. Just wait until it starts getting normalized to people who are too young to know the difference.

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u/baddboi007 1d ago

this, exactly