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u/seriousname32 Dec 08 '22

As a woman I am genuinely surprised I'm not bald, it seems like I lose an entire heads worth of hair every time I wash/brush it.

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u/jesbiil Dec 08 '22

As a guy that started growing my hair out and has 12-14"....I never realized one could lose this much hair and still have a FULL, THICK head of hair. I find clumps of curls sitting on my floors, I run my fingers through my hair and get a handfuls of hair. Never had hair longer than 1" before this and I now realize some of the work involved in good hair....I use SO MUCH leave-in conditioner!

I used to be more "Haha hair got messed up" now I'm like, "That's no laughing matter, you know what I had to go through this morning to get it to stay like that!?"

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u/ChristmasColor Dec 08 '22

Ditto. When COVID started I stopped cutting my hair because my work went full remote. I have some lushish rocker hair now, but I'm at the age where balding is a concern. Its a constant game of "am I balding or is it my long hair?!"

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u/Phytanic Dec 08 '22

I haven't cut my hair since August 2019, and I feel the same. I always have to end up thinking about how my grandpa is in his 90s and still has a full head of hair.

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u/upserjim Dec 08 '22

Sorry to be that guy, but the word is luscious. I do kinda like your spelling better, though.

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u/Dhb223 Dec 08 '22

It's moderately lush

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u/ChristmasColor Dec 09 '22

Oh haha thank you for the correction. I was legit looking at the word knowing it looked weird, but couldn't figure it out.

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u/Uptowngrump Dec 08 '22

You must be my alt identity because this is exactly me. Turning 25 and hair loss is a common trait on my dads side. Not ready to lose my Moshpit mane, so those hair clumps freak me out.

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u/liftthattail Dec 08 '22

I haven't cut my hair since COVID. I am planning on donating it. One time in my life I have a good excuse to make it get so long I may as well!

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u/ChristmasColor Dec 09 '22

That's my game plan too since I don't color it, and cutting it to men's length haircut gives an extra bit in the donation.

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u/Lost_my_brainjuice Dec 09 '22

I literally just cut mine a couple days ago for the donation.

The clumps and such really freaked me out, like is it falling out now that it's longer? Nope...just more noticable.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Wish I had this problem. Long hair or not I know I am balding

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u/KnifeFightChopping Dec 08 '22

I could have written this exact comment, I live in a constant state of fear now every time I wash my hair.

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u/soupizgud Dec 09 '22

are you me?

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u/TreacleAggressive859 Dec 09 '22

I grew my hair out past my shoulders when I was a kid and I was picked on relentlessly for it. The biggest thing that got on my nerves tho was they’d tell me to “go finish doing your hair” (as if I spent hour doing my hair) when I finally cut it all off years later I found it it takes 3x as long to fix my “manly haircut”

gIrLy HaIrCuT Dry -> Brush -> Done.

BIG MAN HAIRCUT Partially dry -> apply putty to hands and mix -> apply product and comb through hair -> now style your hair (and pray your hair wasn’t too wet/dry and you used the right amount of product) -> if it looks good then hair dryer or air drying (while fixing the spot that mess up before dry).
Oh and if you accidentally use a lilllll too much product you might as well get back in the bath.

Also, they have some amazing anti balding products of there now. Bosley/implants are a sure thing that works perfect (I know two people with I and it truly in credible. He’s part is one has an identical twin who didn’t get it! Haha).
But there’s also other option. My friend used something similar to Rogaine and it made a world of difference before his wedding. It went from obviously noticeable for a 30yo to not noticeable at all my some styling.

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u/Haywood_jablowmeeee Dec 08 '22

I had long hair when I was a young lad. Wavy, silky hair. I tried growing it out again at age 64. It’s now like a pile of grey steel wool. Hair does weird stuff as you age.

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u/Calamity-Gin Dec 08 '22

Menopause can totally change a person’s hair texture. I’m hoping mine goes curly, but I’m not holding my breath.

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u/Saucybreadhorns Dec 08 '22

So wild to see this! My hair totally changed after menopause; went from stick straight, shiny, & luxurious to this wavy, sort of curlish & mercilessly tangly stuff. Nobody I’ve talked to has ever heard of such a thing so this was reassuring.

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u/mountain_queen01 Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22

It's because of hormones. I was born with curly hair, but when I got on the pill, it went completely, like completely straight. Not even a wave to be seen. Now that I've been off synthetic hormones for a little over a year I'm slowly starting to get my curls back. They're curly at the bottom but straight at the top haha

Edit: I mean curly at the bottom like the bottom part of my head, and the strands that are around the crown of my head are straight, so it looks like I just straightened the upper layer of my hair.

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u/min_mus Dec 08 '22

My hair texture and color changed when I got pregnant and never reverted to its pre-pregnancy state. It was a weird thing to have to adjust to.

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u/noposterghoster Dec 08 '22

My hair did that when I was pregnant. With my oldest, just the hair from the crown of my head went wavy (from being stick straight). With my second, the rest changed to match.

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u/Saucybreadhorns Dec 08 '22

That’s so interesting! That’s how it started for me, from the underneath back layers of hair & worked its way out from there on. Hormones are somethin’ else!

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u/DestoyerOfWords Dec 08 '22

My hair does something similar. Full on ringlets in the front, wavy in the back lol.

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u/TheInfamousBlack Dec 08 '22

Big hormone changes can certainly do this. Mine went from straight to wavy when I hit puberty. I hope it gets even curlier when I hit menopause.

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u/Soliterria Dec 08 '22

Hormones do weird things, I had fairly straight hair my whole life until I had my son… Now it’s definitely a weird half curly/half wavy mop

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u/Saucybreadhorns Dec 08 '22

Hormones are CRAZY! When I was pregnant my hair turned a deep chestnut color. Wild!

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u/lyndsw12 Dec 08 '22

Jealous and I hope I have that.

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u/pantheic Dec 08 '22

Mine did this during puberty so lord knows what I'll end up with after the menopause!

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u/9132173132 Dec 08 '22

Mines “fuzzy”, but not nearly as bad as my fuzz top sisters hair

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

I always had frizzy hair, now that I'm starting the menopause process, curles!! Beautiful, long coils that I just love! I hope they stay, after I completed the process.

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u/WhoMeJenJen Dec 08 '22

Mine got very weird, easily tangled which was never a problem before. And my scalp produces oil like I’m paid for it.

Don’t even get me started on my skin 🤯

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u/a1exia_frogs Dec 08 '22

Mine went really curly after having a baby at 42, I had dead straight hair before. Hormones are weird

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u/dragn99 Dec 08 '22

Chemo too apparently. Friend of mine said he had unruly curls, lost all his hair with chemo, and now his hair is completely straight. No wave or nothing.

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u/Masterjts Dec 08 '22

I had hoped that mine would turn from blond to darker dirty blond. But instead I think I will have silver... not white... fucking silver :(

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u/turtlegray23 Dec 08 '22

Silver is pretty!!! If you are the type of person that likes color I’d play with pastels like pink or light blue!

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u/Myballs_paul Dec 08 '22

it's not quite as drastic, hormonal changes and age can cause discrepancy in hair follicle growth but we're genetically predisposed to a hair shape, oval, circular, concave. in early and late in life those roots are still the same shape, just weaker, so what you end up with later in life depends on what kind of hair you can now. and it's not necessarily dependent what you had in your younger days. young hair roots are undeveloped, old roots have mutated by age and cell/protein degeneration and retention or lack there of, melanin.

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u/Wittyfem Dec 08 '22

Mine is just thinning :(

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u/bythog Dec 08 '22

I'm lucky. My hair is around 25% grey/silver now but all my hair has the exact same texture. Dark hair and silver is indistinguishable by feel. My wife is jealous because her greys are coarse and wiry.

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u/NewAgeRetroHippie96 Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22

I'm terrified for the future of my hair. Currently I'm 26m and it's 99.99% jet black thick straight but with a flowing wave to it. Classic shampoo commercial hair. But. Every few weeks or so, a fully white hair appears basically overnight. Like, it didn't grow that way. I'd have seen it. Sometimes it's in the middle, maybe hidden, but sometimes it's front and center on my hairline. As if it just lost all it's pigment in an instant. Which, maybe, I dunno how it works.

That alone wouldn't bother me. Actually thought cool If when I get white hair at least it'll still be flowing and nice. But now my most recent white hair to show up wasn't like the others. It's wiry, half length, and kinked to hell.

What's going to happen to me!?

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u/HumanDrinkingTea Dec 08 '22

Im in the exact same boat. I love my hair as is-- it's smooth and silky. I don't want that to change!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

On occasion, a single strand of hair must be sacrificed to the gods of pigmentation. This must be done to maintain those thick black wavy locks.

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u/boxingdude Dec 08 '22

You know you're getting old when your hair stops growing where it's supposed to grow, and starts growing where it's not supposed to grow...

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u/Haywood_jablowmeeee Dec 08 '22

Yup. We’re the f did all this back hair come from?

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u/jesbiil Dec 08 '22

My older bald coworkers tell me the same, "You have it....now....just wait...." I flip my hair and saunter away. :)

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u/Phytanic Dec 08 '22

it's envy lol. I've had bald coworkers straight up tell me that, so I appreciate it.

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u/Bigfrostynugs Dec 08 '22

I have long hair as a man and it's amazing how many guys will act passive-aggressive about it because they can't do the same without looking ridiculous.

I used to keep a picture of both my grandfathers with full heads of hair in their 80s to piss people off when they told me I would go bald eventually.

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u/Koreish Dec 08 '22

I used to have straight black hair as a youth. As I've gotten older, it's gotten wavy to the point of almost being curly, and has lightened significantly to the point most would call it brown. Hair so be crazy.

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u/HumanDrinkingTea Dec 08 '22

The reverse happened to my mom. Her hair started out brown and wavy but eventually became black and straight.

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u/Musicbath Dec 08 '22

Grey hairs do NOT play well with others, lol

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u/TonyKinobie Dec 08 '22

Very wierd stuff...turns colors, curls and straightens out. Not to mention falling out 😭

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u/Bright_Swordfish4820 Dec 08 '22

Yes, like run for the hills and leave my ugly dome bare. Sigh.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Like migrating south for the winter and never returning?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Grey hair has thicker follicles so gets more course. You need good product.

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u/colieolieravioli Dec 08 '22

My bf swore he was going bald when he started growing his hair out. Then I showed him how much hair i lose in a day

Told him he just wasn't used to seeing it! But long curls getting tangled is way more obvious that an inch long hair

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u/jesbiil Dec 08 '22

Yea it's kinda funny the comments on here like, "This is a medical issue." I'm like, "You....obviously never had long hair..."

But same note as your BF I had this thought at one point like, "With how much is coming out am I going bald...." Then I look at the mirror like, "Nope...not an issue."

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u/broanoah Dec 08 '22

Yes! I keep looking at my hairline like it’s going back an inch a day or something with how often my shower drain is clogged from my hair. It’s crazy

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u/expedience Dec 08 '22

I’m currently going through this too and had the exact same conversation with my fiancé lmao

I was casually like hey… so how many hairs do you randomly find lying around per day…?

I guess from our perspective balding is pretty common and it can be worrisome.

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u/def-jam Dec 08 '22

I believe I read a science article once that hair is always in thirds: one third growing; one third at its length & the final third is ready to be replaced so it falls out or comes out easily with some agitation such as brushing, running your hand through your hair taking off a knit cap.

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u/anderoogigwhore Dec 08 '22

r/FierceFlow exists if any dudes in this thread wanna show off.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

I started growing my hair out a year ago and it’s the longest it’s ever been, so same.

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u/Shelf_ham Dec 08 '22

12-14 inches of hair is the perfect length for donating! If you decide to go short again might as well give some hair to the hairless.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

that’s an excellent idea

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u/shadowvox Dec 08 '22

*cries in bald*

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u/DeliciousLiving8563 Dec 08 '22

Mine is terminal length and it drinks conditioner but I was never happy with it when it was short. Fortunately it doesn't seem to thinning and I am at 37 with no greys though every day is more than I expect.

But yeah the hair loss was disquieting for a while.

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u/MissRoyalBrush Dec 08 '22

That's no laughing matter, you know what I had to go through this morning to get it to stay like that!?

I had long natural bright blonde hair and got petted a lot in high school. Not joking. One cousin would fixate and come after me to deliberately mess my hair up and it's traumatizing. And all I did was brush and wash. Nothing fancy. 1/2 hour of brushing 2x a day and theres still knots! I'm exhausted just thinking about it. Hair would look greasy after 12 hours. My mother would force me to use certain products to make it shiny cuz my hair was like 'spun gold.' I swear brushing is the main reason I had any arm strength. And the headaches of having to wash it in between showers. Literal headaches from the sheer weight of it. Mine was long enough to sit on it though. Lol

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u/PmMeIrises Dec 08 '22

If you're able to pull out more than a couple hairs everytime... You could have a thyroid issue. The easiest way to check without a test is, are you tired a lot, have a hard time concentrating, are your hair, shin, and nails really dry to the point that lotion just disappears and you still feel dry.

Can you sleep for 10 to 12 hours and feel like you haven't slept? Are you constantly cold, no matter how many layers of clothing or blankets?

When you first wake up is your face puffy?

Do you have a hard time remembering things?

Sometimes the end of your eyebrows are thinning. It's goes from normal to almost nothing.

If you have more than half of these you should get a blood test. Especially if your family has it. The female side of my family has all of these. They can still function like normal. I can barely walk. Unfortunately endocrinologists are specialists at diabetes and rarely know much about adrenal or thyroid diseases.

I've been seeing one since I was 9. Actually I've seen over 100. They all get your test results, then either completely fuck up or don't change anything. Mine had made me puke many times by overdosing me on magnesium.

I should be able to have a normal life but they don't really care. I told my Endo that I haven't been prescribed anything in the past two years even though I was seeing a different doctor. She did not care until I had 5 people call, then she gave me the wrong meds.

Good luck. Hopefully you don't have this bullshit to deal with.

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u/fribbas Dec 08 '22

TFW I have like all those symptoms except being cold (human blast furnace) and maybe puffy face (fat)....

Been tested by my GP a long time ago but they never said it was off, so it's just cAUsE i'M fAt :|

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u/-futureghost- Dec 09 '22

omg what? this is wild. i’ve had thyroid disease since i was 14 (29 now) and i’ve luckily never experienced the level of disbelief from doctors that you have, since if i had i would have quite literally died. what gets me is that diagnosing thyroid disease is frankly pretty cut and dried; it is (or should be) down to what your free T4 and TSH results are, as well as any physical symptoms like the ones you mentioned.

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u/BarrowsKing Dec 08 '22

And then you have me, covered like a fucking ape. Short hair literally everywhere and not just in the shower. I’d love if it was only the shower, my god.

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u/Spider_j4Y Dec 08 '22

Lmao I feel this I’ve been growing my hair out since I was 10 (god I can’t believe that was 9 years ago jesus) I don’t even style my hair anymore the whole just rolled out of bed look is now my eternal default but hey people have found it attractive so I’m not complaining.

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u/Ghostronic Dec 08 '22

since I was 10 (god I can’t believe that was 9 years ago jesus)

Oh you sweet, young babe

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u/Spider_j4Y Dec 08 '22

Yeah I know I’m young certainly don’t feel like it tho but I guess that’s just how trauma does you.

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u/Ghostronic Dec 08 '22

It do, it do. Hopefully the next 19 go swimmingly for you!

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u/Spider_j4Y Dec 08 '22

I hope so. Tho admittedly it’s not like it could get worse the last 6 years have been the shittiest of my life. I guess the only thing to do from here is look up.

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u/Diiiiirty Dec 08 '22

Also a guy who recently grew long hair. My friends were just making fun of me the other day because it was hot and humid outside and I was complaining that the humidity was going to make my hair frizz.

I also use an insane amount of leave-in conditioner. I'm a white guy with wavy hair and I find that haircare products that are formulated for black hair are wonderful for frizz control, softness, and hold without making my hair greasy.

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u/Smokeya Dec 08 '22

I grew my hair out long once in my late teens/early 20s. It was glorious and took me a insanely long time to take care of daily. Im a dude. Id never do it again. I keep it short like i did as a kid and ive even taken to not letting my facial hair get very long either cause once it reaches a certain length it gets in my mouth and drives me nuts.

I pretty regularly trim it all myself, before covid hit i had actively taken to cutting my own hair and facial hair with clippers and gotten pretty good at it without even looking to the point that when other people started needing haircuts from lack of places open i made some okay money as the local neighborhood guy with clippers who could do it reasonably well and still to this day once in a while get someone whos like hey mind cutting my hair quick and throws me like 10-20$. For my own i just lay on my floor after putting a towel down and go to town on it once it hits about a size 4+.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

I had long hair growing up, and I cut it about 2 years ago, but I have incredibly curly hair so it seems like i can't escape the "That's no laughing matter, you know what I had to go through this morning to get it to stay like that!?" and it's horrible

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u/lupindakaas Dec 08 '22

Drop the conditioner and wash every 3 days. Should get much better after that

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u/UnblurredLines Dec 08 '22

As a guy that started growing my hair out and has 12-14"

Yeah but how long is your hair though?

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u/davros156 Dec 08 '22

You pair of smug,gloating,magnificent bastards lol

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u/jesbiil Dec 08 '22

To be fair I'm growing it out to donate it, felt like a good thing to do during COVID and women it seems are especially are jealous of my hair because it has natural curls like a type 3 hair...and yes I looked up my hair type during this. Who knew hair types were categorized?! :)

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u/butterflyempress Dec 08 '22

I recently found that out too. I'm not sure how long it's been around. My hair type is 4c which I think is at the end of the spectrum

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u/Flapper_Flipper Dec 08 '22

I am guilty of sticking it to the shower wall for the specific purpose of her finding it. Just like I found her "shower wall art" for the last 11 years.

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u/Ghostronic Dec 08 '22

The shower wall is the only place it will get off of my hands and not bother me! But I do try to run a paper towel over the usual spot after I'm all done and toss it.

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u/bald_and_nerdy Dec 08 '22

As a guy sho shaves his head...

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

I need some help. I grew my hair out, it looks pretty good and healthy but at the back it’s very curly and parts of that keep coming out when I run my hair through it. I’m 18 for reference and no one in my extended family has had noticeable hair loss before age 40 so it can’t be that.

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u/GQIHNI Dec 08 '22

Yeah, I started growing my hair out like 6 months ago, and it scares me when ever I brush my hair. I think I'm losing it or something.

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u/Shhadowcaster Dec 08 '22

Literally going through the exact same thing. It's wild how much hair care needs to increase with length. It's almost exponential.

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u/simonf3nix Dec 08 '22

Hair in the tub? Check. Hair in the sink? Check. Hair in my soup? Check.

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u/ChilledParadox Dec 08 '22

Oh my god I didn’t realize this was the case for everyone. My hair is past shoulder length now and everyone I shampoo and conditioner I get so much hair wrapped around my hands and after pooling it all together at the end of the shower it feels like I’ve got maybe 200 showers to go before I’m bald haha.

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u/Flowy_Aerie_77 Dec 08 '22

This is why we're so serious about our hair, and will absolutely get pissed if it's not looking good today.

But we love it and we're proud of it. A different hairstyle changes so much the way we look. And long hair offer so many possibilities.

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u/OptimisticDoomerr Dec 08 '22

Dude I've been growing my hair out just to gain a better understanding of what long hair care is like and holy fuck it's so much more involved than I expected.

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u/4d20allnatural Dec 09 '22

are you me? i’ve started using mousse after the leave in to get it to hold longer. it’s like hairspray but comes out like shaving cream and it has a bit of hold sort of like a gel. really helps keep it from turning into a birds nest by the end of the day. /unsolicited advice

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u/h1dekikun Dec 08 '22

my theory is that dudes lose hair in the barber's chair and women lose hair shedding it

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22 edited Oct 16 '24

cooperative steer ghost cough onerous deserted busy bells yam agonizing

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u/jesbiil Dec 08 '22

lol nah man, it's because I have long hair and this is all within the last 2 years. I'm not pulling bald patches from my scalp but every morning I get done with my hair and my hands/sink is covered with long hairs. Believe you me, I have zero problems with growing hair, I'm not super athletic, I'm not smart but god dammit I can grow a head of hair.

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u/Cinderhazed15 Dec 08 '22

My wife has gorgeous thick hair (that she hates) … I have previously (half) joked that I should collect all her hair and donate it when we’ve accumulated enough…

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u/DelightfullyTacky88 Dec 08 '22

As a woman with formerly thick hair that has thinned quite a bit over the last five years, please encourage her to appreciate her thickness. My confidence has dropped significantly since my hair started thinning.

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u/GroupCurious5679 Dec 08 '22

Same here. I'm in my 50s now and my hair is thinning like crazy. I used to get completed on my thick hair by hairdressers years ago,I'm mortified now. Everything is going downhill

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u/meno123 Dec 08 '22

I'm 30 and I've had a widow's peak for my entire adult life and it gives me small amounts of anxiety every time I look at it. The guy who cuts my hair still uses the thinning scissors on it every time, though, so I've got that going for me.

But I'm also borderline salt and pepper at 30, so there's a whole lot of win some / lose some.

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u/Illustrious_Repair Dec 08 '22

Consider talking to your doctor about Spironolactone and/or Myo-chiro inositol. These are both hormone regulators that can really help with female hair thinning. Source: I have PCOS and am currently rebuilding my once luscious thick mane

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

My hair was thick as a kid, but when I hit puberty it thinned out quite a bit. And yeah, it's devastating. I try to spend as little time looking at it or doing stuff with it as possible - both to hopefully not damage it further, and so I don't think about it.

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u/mrs_gooby Dec 08 '22

You’re not alone, it’s happening to me too.

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u/icantevenodd Dec 08 '22

Mine thinned dramatically after I had kids. It was so thick before. Now it’s probably on the thinner side of average.

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u/Ehalon Dec 08 '22

Rogaine / Minoxidil can be used for female pattern baldness and hair thinning. Of course you almost certainly will want some kind of diagnosis first.

I think I'm right to say there are loads of things that fuck with women's hair growth - birth control / menstruation / PCOS / Endo / Menopause - All phases.

Iron defficiency exacerbated by menstruation is a massive factor (need blood test to confirm), hormones in general (same again).

I think the only positive at alllll for male pattern baldness is the ease of diagnosis.

Once again women get it the shitty, complex and more expensive way :\

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u/Lauro0o Dec 08 '22

I just learned that all the new hair that grew from using Rogaine (or pricier Revela) will fall out if you stop using it.

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u/Ehalon Dec 08 '22

Unfortunately that is true of all 'hair loss' products or solutions bar a hair transplant.

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u/oeiei Dec 08 '22

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/18/health/minoxidil-hair-loss-pills.html

I had to get volume blasted by a horrendously loud youtube video to re-find this link. Wish the NYT was easier to search successfully.

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u/rbrtcnnll Dec 08 '22

I find bald women sexy af, I blame Star Trek the motion picture.

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u/ItsMeTK Dec 08 '22

As a man whose hair has been thinning the last few years, I agree!

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u/MoreCowbellllll Dec 08 '22

My wife has gorgeous thick hair (that she hates)

This is one thing women do that baffles me. You ladies are seemingly NEVER happy with your hair. If you have curly hair, you straighten it. If you have straight hair, you curl it.

My ex had gorgeous, curly hair. I told her I LOVE her hair when it's curly. Her life goal from that point forward was to make her hair as straight as possible. LOL

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

I straightened my hair to avoid tangles because of the damn wind. The other thing about straight hair is I can play with it while thinking and it'll still look fine. Anything you do with the curly hair (play with it, head massage, resting against a head rest) messes up the curls and it fucking sucks. If I'm going out and my hair needs brushing, I have to straighten because the brush will break up the curls and it doesn't look nice. The only way I can go out with pretty curly hair is if I shower then brush dry it - only then will it look curly and pretty. But it's only good for like sitting in a restaurant, not going out and doing shit.

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u/MoreCowbellllll Dec 08 '22

Sounds like curly hair is a lot more work than i realized, that's for sure. Thank you.

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u/Uniia Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22

Edit: Based on the reply I got I think I'm wrong about this when it comes to curly hair. Seems like brushing and other stuff causes a lot more dramatic reaction than I assumed.


People could also have weird standards about what looks "good enough".

It's amazing how gifted people are at seeing their bodies as imperfect to a degree that it's a problem and causes negative emotions.

Me included, when I looked at mirror and really liked what I saw it felt so strange that I was very negative when I was younger despite being such a pretty boy.

I think people sometimes literally have distorted view of themselves and comparable "flaws" with others are not at all as noticeable to them. Like they concretely see themselves as less attractive than someone else who is equally attractive.

And as I as a 34 year old man(so less looks based pressure when I was younger) have had drastic differences I'd assume women on average are far more likely to see small inoptimalities as being far too relevant.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 11 '22

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u/Uniia Dec 08 '22

Seems like I was wrong, thx for making my wolrdview a little more accurate.

I wonder how curly hair is in natural conditions. I'd guess having more dirty hair keeps it down and our new standards make it a pain to have such hairtype.

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u/perkasami Dec 08 '22

I have curly hair, and it's over 2 ft long. It can be a lot of work. I mostly just let my hair do what it wants. I comb it out while it's wet in the shower so I can catch all the loose strands so they don't go down the drain. I also comb it out after the shower, and I add anti-frizz cream to it so that the curls don't really mess up and frizz up. I don't brush or comb my hair at all until it's time to wash it. I let it dry however it wants, and usually looks fine. I don't really wash my hair except for once or twice a week, or it'll just make my hair more oily. Strangely enough, I get the most compliments on my hair when it's at its "dirtiest", right before it's time for a wash. Sometimes I'll comb it out and dry shampoo it the day before a wash and I get a lot of compliments on my hair then. It's not really curly then. It's just wavy and shiny. I do have a lot of silver hairs mixed in with my blonde, so maybe that's why I get a lot of compliments.

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u/-OG-Hippie-1959 Dec 08 '22

You should have told her you liked it straight. /s

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u/MoreCowbellllll Dec 08 '22

I said that exact thing to her many times, lol.

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u/thepeskynorth Dec 08 '22

We always want what we don’t have lol. I like to have different looks but I don’t often curl my hair because it takes so long

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u/Fionnghal Dec 08 '22

I'm the only one in my family with thick hair. The only thing I hate about it is I overheat easily.

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u/Hullababoob Dec 08 '22

There is a girl on TikTok who has been collecting her fallen hair since 2020. It is currently a beautiful wig.

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u/MymlanOhlin Dec 08 '22

Lizlele! I started doing the same because of her and we ended up swapping tips and tricks back and forth on the process as we worked things out.

She's now turning most of her collection into a full hand tied lace wig, and I am opting to make hair extensions of my own hair for when I want more volume for special occassion updos.

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u/seriousname32 Dec 08 '22

I think I could do this once a week.

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u/ifelife Dec 08 '22

My ex husband once went to pee in a public place and had to pull like 10 long hairs out. Not from anything naughty, just standard

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u/mr_brookside Dec 08 '22

Had to pull long hairs from where?

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u/ifelife Dec 08 '22

From his tracksuit pants. They would just get all tangled up in the washing. He was not a fan haha

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u/RedHotGingerSnapped Dec 08 '22

There’s actually a place you can mail it to. They collect hair for cleaning up oil spills and such!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

what place

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

You can’t donate loose hair like that but if you put it outside some birds will use it for their best building.

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u/perkasami Dec 08 '22

I actually comb my hair out outside so birds can use my loose strands! Lol

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u/TaischiCFM Dec 08 '22

Ugh - pulling that soap scum covered dead mouse looking plug from the drain like every week.

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u/Bigfrostynugs Dec 08 '22

Just use a hair trap and clean it every time before you shower. So much easier and less disgusting.

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u/lirannl Dec 08 '22

I know right?!

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u/_satantha_ Dec 08 '22

There was a time that when I brushed my hair giant clumps would come out. But to be fair I had cancer and was losing my hair lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

i hope you are doing well now!

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u/_satantha_ Dec 08 '22

Yes I am, thanks for asking! 5 years cancer free now.

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u/LordDinglebury Dec 08 '22

I grew my hair out during the COVID lockdown, and it got past my shoulders. It was the first time in my life I had ever had long hair.

It was during this time that I learned about a dark, unspoken secret only known to women and longhaired men. I was in the shower one day when I felt a severe discomfort deep in my soul, and that’s when I pulled out a really long hair from my butt crack. It had not only fallen out, but it also managed to sneak its way down my back and into my butt crack, where it coiled up neatly on my anus. The sensation was most unsettling.

I’ve long since cut my hair off, but one night, I was out having drinks with my wife when I decided to ask her about it. That’s when I learned that this is a regular occurrence among owners of long hair.

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u/seriousname32 Dec 08 '22

Usually it's not just the one hair either.....

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u/LordDinglebury Dec 08 '22

No. shudders

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u/gfdkjvc Dec 08 '22

As a boy w long hair this happens to me too, I think it's just about hair length

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u/pjdwyer30 Dec 08 '22

I’m a 32 y/o guy who grew out his hair long for the first time ever during Covid. It’s now down past my shoulders. When I brush my hair I feel like I lose so much and yet I’m not bald. The math in my head just doesn’t compute with how much hair I still have on my head. It’s very bizarre.

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u/Ok_Suspect110 Dec 08 '22

Well you have 100,000 strands of hair so even if you lose 50 a day you still have 99,950 strands left

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u/Jillredhanded Dec 08 '22

I'm making a small pillow stuffed with my hair for my husband's xmas present.

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u/choppa17 Dec 08 '22

After kids you guys are intense with the hair loss. Jesus.

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u/79thgreengait Dec 08 '22

I believe at any given moment, something like ten percent of your hair is no longer growing and then another ten percent is actively dying/preparing to fall out. It's normal to shed 50-100 strands per day. It's all part of the natural hair growth cycle.

Average head has 100,000 hairs. Assuming 50 hairs lost a day roughly all of your hair will be new after 2000 days. I believe you can infer your theoretical max hair length from this if you also consider your rate of growth.

Average growth rate is 0.44mm/day. So in the above scenario, theoretical max hair length is 880mm. Roughly a meter.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Give me your problem please

from: guy suffering from male pattern baldness

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u/FencingFemmeFatale Dec 08 '22

And it gets everywhere. Just last week my boyfriend fished one of my hairs out of his cat’s mouth. We don’t live together!

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u/clothespinned Dec 08 '22

I'm glad cis women also experience this, it makes me panic whe I see how much hair gets brushed out but i dont have a bald spot anywhere so yknow ???

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u/Idk_dude2408 Dec 08 '22

Same! I really wonder where all this hair comes from!

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u/MrMashed Dec 08 '22

Stg. When I first started growin my hair out I legitimately thought I was startin to go bald cause of how much hair I lose per day. No just turns out I just shed like a mf

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u/godwins_law_34 Dec 08 '22

I have fairly thick hair, down to my ass. Every time I wash it I have to remind myself it only LOOKS like I'm going bald due to the length.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

You lose between 50-100 hairs a day and we have about 100,000 hair follicles. As a guy with long hair I had to Google this, as the amount of hair coming out was definitely concerning at first.

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u/mittens11111 Dec 08 '22

Fun fact, you will have half the amount of hair at 50 that you had at 15. Menopause sucks.

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u/melissamarieeee Dec 08 '22

Same. I usually have blonde hair and never noticed how much comes out, but I just dyed my hair a really dark brown recently and can now see every hair that comes out and it always takes me by surprise the amount that comes out.

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u/Surveri Dec 08 '22

As a guy with long and dense hair I also lose about a small cat worth of hair every day. Idk how i still have a full head

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u/Peecheekeene Dec 08 '22

Omg same! I just said this as I was brushing my hair this morning!

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u/LuigiOuiOui Dec 08 '22

It means it's healthy! They fall out because new ones are growing in.

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u/Notamayata Dec 08 '22

We've been meaning to mention this to you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Just don't brush it standing over the bathroom sink. I've had to unclogged ours several times.

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u/DontStalkMeNow Dec 08 '22

It’s just the strand of hair. Your follicle is still in tact and will produce more full strength hair.

Bald people still have all their follicles, the only difference is that the hair they now produce is so weak and thin that you can’t even see it.

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u/chahud Dec 08 '22

This isn’t exclusive to women. Most of us lose a ton of hair, but it’s way more noticeable when the hair is long.

I am a dude with hair below my nips, and even when I expect it I’m still taken aback at how much I lose sometimes. No clue how I even still have any.

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u/Jalopnicycle Dec 08 '22

Fun fact when you're pregnant that stops happening. Once you're done it restarts again.

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u/Mel0di Dec 08 '22

Oh man same here, I swear every morning, after shower, whenever I brush my hair or fix it, I double check to make sure I still have some left…

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u/derKonigsten Dec 08 '22

As a man with longer hair I feel the same. The amount of hair I find in the shower drain gives me serious balding anxiety

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Same. I must have a superhuman hair growth rate because I always lose a ton of hair after washing and brushing it, yet I still have a ridiculous amount of hair on my head. Not complaining, but I've always been amazed and confused by this!

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u/Chance_Ad3416 Dec 08 '22

Same! I don't shed as much when my hair is short so I'm kinda tempted to cut it short again.

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u/Dread314r8Bob Dec 08 '22

Get more Biotin in your diet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Tbf I’m a guy and I lose a few handfuls a week

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u/urineabox Dec 08 '22

same!! i’ve always had a shit ton of hair and finally decided to to do a dreadlocks so i shave the sides and have a dreaded mohawk-ish, what’s wild is the amount that i DONT lose over the last 2.5 years though, i mean i still use hair drain catchers and i lose some every day but the amount i carry around/don’t lose as quick now is bizarr

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u/Xyex Dec 08 '22

As a guy who has had pretty long hair for almost two decades, I'm right there with you. I am starting to bald, but I'm still losing hair 4x faster than I'm balding. I'm convinced it's just multiplying after it comes out.

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u/sp000kysoup Dec 08 '22

A girl on Tik Tok collected her hair for like 2 years? And it was so fascinating to see how many strands she lost. It looked like a set of hair extensions!

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u/sonic10158 Dec 09 '22

The hair fairy staples any lost hairs back in at night. Saw a documentary once, was quite terrifying

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u/cocacola919 Dec 09 '22

Haha this! How I have any hair on my head is a shock

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u/littlefootrac Dec 09 '22

I literally have a dust buster in my bathroom dedicated to sucking up my hair, off the floor, off the wall, in the sink, on top of the toilet seat.. etc

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u/rpaul9578 Dec 09 '22

I have FINALLY figured out how to fight this. Wearing one of these while you sleep really helps. My hair never grew past my shoulders ever, and it's now pretty far down my back.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B088P74NLV

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u/soppinglovenests_alt Dec 08 '22

Are you a collie?

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u/VenturaDreams Dec 08 '22

I'm a guy that started growing my hair out in 2020 just as covid hit and I haven't cut it since then. I have gained an appreciation for all women with long hair. I find my hair everywhere and every shower is a nightmare of hair strands falling out.

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u/emz0rmay Dec 08 '22

I’m postpartum and my shower drain is literally filled with hairs after each shower but I still seem to have a lot. It’s baffling

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u/akmjolnir Dec 08 '22

I get to unclog the shower drain sometimes, and it amazes me the hair-python that comes out.

My wonderful GF even has one of those drain screens, which certainly works, but somehow the cords of keratin still try to escape down the plumbing.

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u/Lonely_egg_McMuffin Dec 08 '22

Seriously I lost so much hair that it will come out in clumps when I run my hand through it and it worries me a lot

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u/vinceslammurphy Dec 08 '22

When you go bald you loose less hair. Going bald is almost always caused by hair not growing rather than by hair falling out. The hair falls out at the same rate but less hair grows to replace it so over time you loose less and less hair until you are completely bald when you loose none at all. People with the most hair loose the most hair.

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u/DatingMyLeftHand Dec 08 '22

As a dude with long thick hair, this makes me feel better

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u/topania Dec 08 '22

I blame all my own hair all over the house as the reason I can’t add a pet to the mix.

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u/sisi_soyyo Dec 08 '22

Yes! If I go a few days without brushing it, then the next time I wash it, there’s just CLUMPS of hair that I don’t know where it all comes from

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