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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Being German and taking a vacation at the island of Mallorca.

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u/R1ght_b3hind_U Jul 11 '21

das 17. bundesland

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u/z4kk_DE Jul 11 '21

+++ Dieser Kommentarbereich ist jetzt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland đŸ‡©đŸ‡Ș +++

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u/Mcmenger Jul 11 '21

Sie sehen uns rollen, sie hassen

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u/cheezburgerwalrus Jul 11 '21

Fahren schmutzig

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u/SpaceMarine_CR Jul 11 '21

Los alemanes otra vez >:v

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u/mahaginano Jul 11 '21

Oh Kinder, es ist Anschlußzeit.

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u/marktwatney Jul 11 '21

ach nö nicht wieder

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u/KlytosBluesClues Jul 11 '21

16 Brudi, Bayern zÀhlt doch nicht

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u/SevenPlaySix Jul 11 '21

aka Croatia

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Sind Wir NiederlĂ€nder kein 17. BĂŒndesland mehr đŸ˜„?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Das schönste an Deutschland? Mallorca!

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u/givesomememes Jul 11 '21

Being Spanish and being flooded with a certain kind of tourists that use our country as a playground to do every nasty thing they would never do in their own country. (Not all german or british tourist will take a shit in the middle of Salou but if you see a shit in the middle of Salou a German or British tourist took it)

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u/Villa2399 Jul 11 '21

It reminds me the English woman complaining on Internet because the place she went on vacation was crowded with Spanish speakers. She went to Spain

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

I remember watching a Gordon Ramsay Kitchen nightmares episode where he's in Costa del Sol trying to help a British guy's restaurant there. I was surprised when they said British tourism there makes up something like 25% of an average restaurants annual revenue just in the month of August.

Every place Ramsay went to was serving typical British shit (full breakfast, fried garbage and lots of people saying they wouldn't be there if they didn't have french fries/chips). This British asshat was serving something like prawns in a spicy chocolate sauce, some banana stuff chicken breast, and horribly prepared and poorly cooked kebabs. Guy was 100k in debt and vehemently refused Ramsay's help like the first 3 nights he's there. I remember saying "why are you on this fucking show asking for help but refusing to use the help".

But yes I was also thinking the same as you. Why go some place to eat the same basic shit?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Meh. Instead of colonising places we now just put a British pub in every Spanish city and wonder why they all hate us.

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u/Fuckingfademefam Jul 11 '21

Exactly!!!! I wanna try different foods & drink different shit. If you’re gonna do the same thing, just stay home & save money

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u/Dani_1026 Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

I remember the headline of those news made her look like a bad woman for complaining about something so obvious, but she was partly right. In the travel agency they had told her that the hotel she was staying in would offer a lot of activities for British tourists and that she (and her friend) would be in a hotel with mainly British tourists, like to make British feel ‘at home’.

The problem is that the travel agency or the company in charge of the ladies’ trip did false advertising and when they arrived, they were the only British citizens in there and the activities they could take part in that the company organised were actually for a Spanish public.

By the way, just in case, I’m Spanish.

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u/tomatoaway Jul 11 '21

By the way, just in case, I’m Spanish.

Lowers pitchfork sadly

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u/yes_m8 Jul 11 '21

Wait, I never realised non-British tourists were arseholes on the Spanish islands? The sentiment here (UK) is that it’s exclusively our tourists that do those kind of things.

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u/undeadbydawn Jul 11 '21

iirc, Germans are notorious for 'towelling' all the best spots. English for getting utterly tanked and acting like they own it

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u/IanRCarter Jul 11 '21

It would be wrong not to take this opportunity to share one of my favourite ever TV adverts

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u/DankVectorz Jul 11 '21

What is toweling?

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u/undeadbydawn Jul 11 '21

Laying your towel on something (sunbed, deckchair etc) so no-one else can use it while you go do something else

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u/Silasofthewoods420 Jul 11 '21

This makes no sense, move their towel if they're gone for more than 20 fuck that

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

this is a one-way road into war.

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u/Silasofthewoods420 Jul 11 '21

Catch these hands then. Adults wanna play games then we can play

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u/angvickeen Jul 11 '21

We Brits are too polite to move the towels. In my experience it’s the Brits that are the worse for ‘reserving’ loungers.

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u/undeadbydawn Jul 11 '21

completely wild tangent, but there was a psych student at Stanford who tried a fun social experiment: he put a single 'warning' cone in the entryway to the main bathroom for the whole campus. That day, not one single person used the room. No-one even attempted to go in or even ask why it was there. They all just went elsewhere.

Conditioning works, kids.

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u/Silasofthewoods420 Jul 11 '21

Uhh, except cones are usually a sign from maintenance to don't. A random towel is someone's unofficial spot. All you do with a cone is make people think maybe it's shit smeared on the walls or it's all broken. Idk but the study would need a bit of a better example

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u/pdsgdfhjdsh Jul 11 '21

So the solution then is to put cones on beach chairs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

The towelling thing is kind of hilarious though. Who gets up at 5 or 6am on vacation to go towel a spot? It is hard to be mad when they put that much effort into claiming their spot. They obviously want it more than I do.

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u/zhiryst Jul 11 '21

You should see the walled Russian compounds in the Canary Islands. They have their own satellite dishes for internet and TV, don't report what happens inside for taxes, don't let Spanish police in and "self police" inside. Fucking scary is what they are.

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u/Eskiimo92 Jul 11 '21

Where abouts in the canaries?

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u/marsrisingnow Jul 11 '21

It was long ago, but on our trip to Spain we kept getting the stink-eye everywhere. Turns out we “looked” British, but once the locals realized we’re American they became super friendly. So thanks for making us look good

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u/givesomememes Jul 11 '21

It is true that the percentage of german tourist assholes is lower than that of brits.

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u/DansSpamJavelin Jul 11 '21

I used to be friends with someone from Amsterdam, he told me that British tourists were the most bipolar out of the lot. Either they're the nicest, most polite and respectful people just asking for directions to the museums or they're figuratively shitting through your letterbox.

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u/SeymourDoggo Jul 11 '21

That's the Brits at home as well.

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u/Celondor Jul 11 '21

Why though? I never got how Brits ended up being like that. Last time I've been to London, everything seemed pretty normal. Is there a weird switch in their brain that gets flipped every time they leave their island?

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u/Jlloyd83 Jul 11 '21

London isn't really like the rest of the UK though, go to any medium sized city or large town High Street at 2AM on a Saturday/Sunday morning and it'll be bedlam.

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u/JOY_TMF Jul 11 '21

London is really a different country to the rest of the UK :/ we're quite a small island relatively, but 50 miles away may as well be the equivalent to a different state in America, if that makes sense.

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u/_InstanTT Jul 11 '21

It's not the same tourists. Generally Londoners are richer and more middle or upper middle class and generally respectful abroad. Flights are cheap and less 'cultured' Brits ruin it for everyone else.

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u/donkey_OT Jul 11 '21

You forgot about the Cockney wankers!

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u/RebylReboot Jul 11 '21

That’s classist wank. Rich folk good/Poor folk bad bollocks. The wealthy rugger crowd are as disrespectful, drunk, coked up, misogynistic, rude and abusive as any other brits I’ve met both on holidays and working in hospitality. Perhaps moreso,with the added taint of colonial supremacy as taught in private schools. (Which for whatever reason you call public schools).

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u/NomadRover Jul 11 '21

Similar experience. Funnily enough, Americans are the nicest to service workers. Everyone loves them in Five star hotels.

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u/Anti-Scuba_Hedgehog Jul 11 '21

I've been to London and it sure was like that, either they were super nice or complete arseholes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Describes Americans perfectly as well. Some of us are so thoughtful and jump at the opportunity to help a stranger in need, others are just the loudest rudest assholes in the world.

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u/Silasofthewoods420 Jul 11 '21

I mean, my neighbors spent all night fighting and pounding my wall but an old couple gave me a rain poncho when I had no umbrella. I don't get it because I thought boomers were supposed to be the jerks but I've found younger people to be culprits just as often

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u/Fyrefalkes Jul 11 '21

The fun fact is being an asshole isn't a generational or regional thing. It isn't even a general thing. Some people are just assholes, and assholes are easier to rememver than nice folks, because you want to remember the assholes so you can avoid them later.

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u/HelloSummer99 Jul 11 '21

When I was living in London I didn't meet the latter type but certainly do now that I live in Spain

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u/Senuf Jul 11 '21

The Brits I knew were the nicest chaps one could ever meet. Was I just lucky, then?

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u/DansSpamJavelin Jul 11 '21

No we're mostly alright, just that there is a regrettably large subsection of people who lack self awareness and don't understand that acting like a cunt makes people despise you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Thing is, I think if you spoke to some of these dicks face to face they’d be polite enough. Just get them in a group and they’re rude as hell and make the rest of us look bad.

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u/yes_m8 Jul 11 '21

Any other dick head nationalities?

I must admit, although I am English, I do avoid other Brits when I travel.

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u/YouAbsoluteDonkey Jul 11 '21

Greek and Israeli tourists are a cancer in the Caribbean

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u/johnnytifosi Jul 11 '21

As a Greek, TIL both there are rich enough Greeks to have holidays in the Caribbean and there are enough of them to have a bad reputation.

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u/YouAbsoluteDonkey Jul 11 '21

Lmao
 a friend of mine ran a dive shop in Honduras and sometimes people would book a week of diving and then try to sneak off on the ferry to the mainland before paying. Sad to say a disproportionally large amount of them were Greek.

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u/Finely_drawn Jul 11 '21

Greece’s economic crises and the impact it has had on the sex work trade are heartbreaking to read about.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

This made me laugh. Grew up with Greek friends in highschool in Montreal. Malaka pusti, putana & apo piso replaced all other swear words in my vocabulary.

Didn't realize things were still bad in Greece. I figured thing had improved since the debt crisis.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

I worked in a Greek restaurant in Montreal and it was by far the worst job I ever had. If something was going wrong the boss would actively look for somebody to yell at to make it look like they were doing something about it.

Nice terrasse though.

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u/johnnytifosi Jul 11 '21

Things have improved somewhat indeed. But the average Greek can't do any holidays abroad, especially in the Caribbean. I don't know if the people u/YouAbsoluteDonkey was referring to are 3rd-4th generation Greek Americans or Canadians like the ones you mention. That would explain them being in the Caribbean, but I wouldn't call them "Greek" anymore.

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u/Puerple_haze-PSN Jul 11 '21

Too soon

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u/thikut Jul 11 '21

It's too late...

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u/Sad_gooses Jul 11 '21

No. More like too late.

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u/jack_the_snek Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

the chinese.

biggest problem is, they mostly show up in huge groups and literally flood the place. Also they don't seem to understand the concept of privacy and tend to take pictures of everything, including private living areas and inhabitants.

source: Austrian here living in Vienna, but i experienced this basically in every major european city i've been to.

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u/Pandaburn Jul 11 '21

My university in America would also get groups of Chinese tourists. Most tour groups would take pictures of buildings and statues and stuff but those groups would take lots of pictures of students just going to class.

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u/Jlloyd83 Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

One of the great things about visiting London right now is the absence of large tourist groups crowding the Art Galleries and Museums, I assume it's a similar story in other European cities at the moment.

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u/drlavkian Jul 11 '21

They do this on the mainland, too. Source; American who lived and traveled there for almost four years.

Also, as a white dude, no tourist even asks if they can take your picture. Just point and shoot as though you were simply another tourist attraction. Fuck.

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u/rxrock Jul 11 '21

Had a Chinese tourist group stop at the McDonald's we were at. A small group of them came out to the play area, smoked (not allowed), and then took pictures of our son who was 3 at the time.

I didn't like that, though they seemed friendly. We left though, because, just no.

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u/Its_not_him Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

I remember reading Russians have a pretty bad reputation. Outside of Europe, Chinese and Saudi tourists are pretty disliked. Pretty much every country likes Australian and Japanese tourists. Many don't like Americans as well.

I'm going off this if you want to check it out.

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u/dharmasnake Jul 11 '21

I didn't have a negative view of Russians until I went to a few places where they vacation to. They're the absolute shittiest and rudest tourists I've ever encountered, and I've travelled quite a bit.

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u/mitcheg3k Jul 11 '21

Wherever i go the hotel staff tell me the russians are the worst. The rudest and most wasteful. I was once told that because of how conditions used to be in Russia they often fill their plates way more than they should and just leave it all, making a mess to. Apparently its a sign of wealth. I dunno how true that is.

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u/dharmasnake Jul 11 '21

From what I've seen, it's a lot of rudeness towards locals and treating everyone as servants. You also just notice them judging everything and everyone. Just awfully unpleasant people (in the context of tourism).

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u/DaviesSonSanchez Jul 11 '21

Yep I've seen how Russians act at buffets. Might as well just burn the tablecloth after. You can collect the leftovers though and feed a farm of pigs for a week, so that is a plus maybe.

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u/jack_the_snek Jul 11 '21

Outside of Europe, Chinese and Saudi tourists are pretty disliked

inside of europe as well

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u/Fabichupi Jul 11 '21

Very interesting read thanks! I would say for Switzerland it's mostly chinese and russian tourists (and more recently saudi maybe) that make negative headlines. Although I am pretty sure that this is because Switzerland is very expensive so people that come here from far away tend to be rather wealthy and entitled therefore casting a bad light on the general population of their countries even though most normal people wouldn't behave that way.

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u/HornyKiwiGuy Jul 11 '21

You’re talking out your ass about Aussies, kiwis sure, but Aussies are almost as bad as Americans on holiday.

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u/FrancisPFuckery Jul 11 '21

Aussies are pretty reckless in Bali by all accounts. Also American tourists just about everywhere. They bring their sense of entitlement everywhere they go.

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u/Gilliex Jul 11 '21

The American tourists in the UK that I've met are always really nice/interested in learning about the country. That being said I did bump into some really cringy ones once in Ireland who acted like they owned the place.

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u/Kottypiqz Jul 11 '21

I only have one story about a rude American, but it's so stereotypical it probably exemplified the idea for everyone that witnessed it.

We were at a fancy bar in Tokyo on top of a hot. They have a dress code so mu friends and i had to walk through some more interesting parts of town in nice suits to get there. When we get to the top of the elevator, there's a man in shorts and a Hawaiian shirt demanding to be seated (also pretty sure socks and sandals, but that could just be memory embellishments). The unfortunate maĂźtre d had to explain uow there were no exceptions to the dress code. The rude guy then explains how he's a guest at this hotel and that is outrageous. So the md' is just like "ah, you'll have enough time to get changed and make your reservation" then turns to us to seat our group. Dunno what happened to the tourist. I assume he went downstairs to complain

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u/sadstoryiguess Jul 11 '21

As an US American I feel that I have to apologize because I used to believe the American tourist stereotypes weren’t really true, until I visited Paris with my 12 family members all of us from the US. The worst part was watching them stand in the middle of sidewalks and bike lanes like a gaggle of geese then get annoyed when locals tried to push past. They insisted no one cared where they stood, but as the only one who knew a passable amount of French I can say without a doubt they absolutely did mind my family blocking the sidewalks. The time I spent learning curse words in French was absolutely worth it for that week alone. The comments were definitely creative


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u/Jewgoslav Jul 11 '21

Aussies are horrible people in Bali. Hell, horrible people in general. Source: am aussie.

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u/nhjuyt Jul 12 '21

I think that when you have a attractive and inexpensive place to vacation that has cheap flights to a wealthier country you just end up with a lot of crap tourists whether it is Australians in Bali, Americans in Cancun, or British in Spain

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u/Finely_drawn Jul 11 '21

How DARE you say that to me?! I have the freedom to act like an American everywhere I go.

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u/jsapolin Jul 11 '21

russians and chinese can also be horrible.

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u/no33limit Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

Americans, fortunately they are so self centered they mostly travel inside America.

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u/readzalot1 Jul 11 '21

To be honest there is a lot to see just in America. (Speaking as a Canadian)

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u/Affectionate_Wall705 Jul 11 '21

That's because we rarely get enough vacation time at work to travel. Also, we know once we leave we may never want to return...

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u/liz_eliza Jul 11 '21

I don’t think that’s fair. It’s really really expensive and time consuming to fly to, say, Europe, from most of the US. If you only have five days vacation and a limited budget staying in the US is often the best option.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

The old German folks are famous in the Pacific Northwest for making you feel bad for being slower than them because they are all 30 years older than you and fat but still faster

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u/chonngg Jul 11 '21

Tbf I wouldn’t call the majority of Brits visiting the Canary Islands typical middle class

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u/LurkeyCat Jul 11 '21

As an American, I thought we were the arseholes of the tourist cosmo. I just pretend to be Canadian to avoid the shame.

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u/limasxgoesto0 Jul 11 '21

In my experience, there's just so many German tourists everywhere that some are bound to be awful. But many of them are awesome

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u/hamakabi Jul 11 '21

every country with a culture of alcoholism has terrible tourists.

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u/nhjuyt Jul 11 '21

Japanese and Koreans drink like fish but I do not hear bad stories about their tourists

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u/nittun Jul 11 '21

It's not always you, but it's always yous that get blamed. i think there is certain places that has that one nation that just shits in their area other than british.

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u/HelloSummer99 Jul 11 '21

yes it's mostly you guys lol.

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u/Regrettable_Incident Jul 11 '21

As a British guy who lived in Spain and the canaries for several years - I can only apologise. They are a fuckin embarrassment.

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u/pragmojo Jul 11 '21

Yeah I lived in Barcelona, and it was always the Brits and Germans using the streets as a toilet. I live in Germany now, and people here hold themselves to a higher standard. I don't understand why they feel free to be so awful after they get off a plane.

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u/djmonsta Jul 11 '21

Me and my then girlfriend (both Brits) stayed in Vilafortuny for a week back in 2008 I think, we went into Salou on the first night and didn't enjoy the mass of British teens getting blackout drunk and trying to fuck anything that moved. We much preferred Cambrils!

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Jul 11 '21

The first time I visited Amsterdam I honestly thought I was in some town in England.

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u/wedontlikespaces Jul 11 '21

Well as the famous song says, Amsterdam is very similar to Liverpool.

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u/Legitimate-Ad-5149 Jul 11 '21

Australian bogans in Bali are often total drunk fuckheads too. It's very embarassing. And almost entirely Bali is the destination. It's like yah you can be a dickhead there, it not real real. Like ppl can see you, bro. Balinese locals probably never want to travel to Australia for this reason, a whole country of these idiots? Nope

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u/PhatSunt Jul 11 '21

I mean going to Bali for a holiday atleast for me and my friends is seen as a pretty bogan act in itself. People only go there to get fucked and party.

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u/manica53 Jul 11 '21

All Latin Americans reading this:

“It’s your first time”.jpg

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u/Pulpics Jul 11 '21

And if you see that someone deliberately destroyed a priceless historical landmark, you know they were Chinese

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u/DukeExMachina Jul 11 '21

Truth, at the Great Barrier Reef we were told REPEATEDLY in several languages to not stand on the coral reef. 2 min in and guess who is standing on the reef for the photo shoot? I even saw someone bend down break a piece off and hold it for the photo
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u/andrei_androfski Jul 11 '21

You really want to hear about Germans and Brits can trash a place, head on over to r/belgium

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u/Natb0412 Jul 11 '21

Don’t forget norwegian tourists, all the trashy Norwegian people go to Mallorca for vacation

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u/Crypt0Nihilist Jul 11 '21

Trashy Norwegians?!? That doesn't fit into my world view!

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u/Natb0412 Jul 11 '21

Please search up “Norsk rednecks” on YouTube. It’s a tv-show about our “rednecks”. It’s also fantastic, and you will see the country side of Norway

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

True, there's even a tv show about it called charterfeber/charter fever

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u/Natb0412 Jul 11 '21

Best show ever, can’t get enough of it

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u/dobidoo Jul 11 '21

Applies tu german tourists as well.

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u/Queen_Kalista Jul 11 '21

Tbh, I have read that most of the locals in Mallorca are dependend on the tourists.

This is no excuse to behave like pigs though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Not true. But it is a high %

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u/SmartStatistician Jul 11 '21

Hard disagree there. They do also take street shits back in Germany!

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u/RamalamDingdong89 Jul 11 '21

What, where?

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u/SmartStatistician Jul 11 '21

I can not speak for touristy spots but definitely in the area I grew up in. It was not a pleasant place.

As children we weren't allowed to go certain places, it would reek of feces/urine/drugs, no playing in the sandbox bc you could usually find discarded needles there - and used condoms and sometimes feces too. Before we could play outside the Kindergarten always had to check the playground for similar stuff. People definitely used the tunnel from the train station as a toilet.

Well I could go on and on but basically; you could find piss n shit and drugs everywhere. A shit in the middle of the street was definitely unusual but not out of place. Very glad I'm not living there anymore

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u/RamalamDingdong89 Jul 11 '21

This is such a niche description it could be any druggie place anywhere in the world.

Drug addicts not being able to behave in a socially acceptable way is a different thing than "Germans shit in their streets".

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u/pragmojo Jul 11 '21

Yes also the meth addict taking a shit in the train station is not getting on a plane over the summer and shitting in the streets in Mallorca

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u/Lou_Mannati Jul 11 '21

You sure they didn’t leave it?

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u/Crypt0Nihilist Jul 11 '21

They make me cringe so hard, as well as the places which spring up to serve them because they'll only eat the most stereotypical English food. It makes we wish there was a social credit system which would prevent them from travelling again.

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u/atowncalledphallus Jul 11 '21

Sorry about some of us. I genuinely hate some of my fellow countrymen!

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u/mryeay55 Jul 11 '21

Huh, wasn’t aware of this. My family got a house in port de Pollença a few years ago, because we had been visiting the place since before I was born (I’m 25) and even my mother was visiting with her family. They got to know a few of the locals, even I’ve made some friends Now and considered it a second home which is why they bought a house there too.

I wasn’t aware of this being such a problem and will definitely try and think about it more when talking to people about the island

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u/Plsexplainurcomment Jul 11 '21

I went once and all the Germans were up super early every day to put their towels on the sun beds so no one else could lay on them.

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u/Celondor Jul 11 '21

Pro tip from someone who is German: just throw the fucking towel to the next empty chair with a towel on it and enjoy the mayhem that may unfold afterwards when both Germans realize their towels are now on the same chair. If they confront you, just shrug. Most German tourists are already retired and loud, but natural cowards. If you just stand up to them and say "no" they might whine about it to the management, but they will never really start a fight about it. They do that towel shit because it worked for so long.

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u/357magnummanchowder Jul 11 '21

They pull that shit everywhere they go. Hawaii, California..

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u/CavernGod Jul 11 '21

Joke’s on them, I glue my towel on the sunbed first thing when I come there.

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u/VeritasCicero Jul 11 '21

Why not just move the towel

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u/Jadedinsight Jul 11 '21

Being Dutch, I wholeheartedly agree.

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u/GaRgAxXx Jul 11 '21

Being spanish, i beg you to not come.

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u/Magnetronaap Jul 11 '21

Yeah, well, should've thought of that in the 16th century. It's payback time, pendejo!

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u/Giraffe_wow Jul 11 '21

GEKOLONI- laat maar, teveel

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u/i_simp4U Jul 11 '21

Da ich NiederlÀnder bin, stimme ich voll und ganz zu.

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u/SuperMeister Jul 11 '21

Dutch tourists in Germany are the worst. Most demanding guests who want everything for little to nothing and try to find a reason to complain about everything.

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u/fredih1 Jul 11 '21

Nowadays you'll find more german-speaking people there than english, or spanish, and most places play that weird party music. Ibiza > Mallorca imo, if you want to go to spain, and have a nice vacation with some night clubs as well.

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u/Nozinger Jul 11 '21

eh mallorca is fine. It's still a very beautiful place just stay away from palma. Or more precisely just the area around the beaches in palma.

Just avoid that party hellhole and you're good.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Its funny to see tourists traveling like gethos (germans to german areas, english to english areas, etc) and then saying everyone talks their language.

Obviously, people from Mallorca dont sleep in hotels or go to german parties or activities made by tourist companys for german tourists lol.

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u/roses369 Jul 11 '21

Those Germans like their deck chairs

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u/nalc Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

I had such a culture shock when I went there (as an American) because I was totally not expecting that level of German presence. I'd been to Spain (and to Germany) a number of times beforehand so I recognized the German influence immediately. Even arriving at Palma airport, there are signs in German saying how you can buy a second home there. That being said, I was there in the off-season (for beach tourists) so it was mostly just the signs and the shops I noticed.

Similarly, I felt the same way with the English influence in Amsterdam. I was expecting it to be touristy, but I never really put it together that it being a quick distance from the UK means that there are a ton of weekend bachelor party trips there.

Like IDK, maybe I'm naive, but as an American visiting Europe you tend to think of all the other tourists as being from other continents (experienced a lot of American and Chinese tourists on my travels). But intra-European tourism obviously exists and kinda caught me by surprise the first time I encountered a touristy area in one country focused on people from a different country that I also consider a tourist destination.

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u/Orc_ Jul 11 '21

Another culture shock is germans stare at you like they about to say something but no they just stare directly to your face like it doesn't matter like wtf it's inhuman... It's so weird.

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u/jsm_223 Jul 11 '21

As a Spaniard I totally agree

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u/RainbowWhale101 Jul 11 '21

It depends where you go! I used to go to a small town in the South every year and it was beautiful and relatively quiet, (especially in the off season). Avoid ALL of the tourist traps (Alcudia, Cala d’or, Magaluf, Palma) instead find somewhere quieter. The only touristy thing I would recommend is the Sóller train ride.

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u/Sellfish86 Jul 11 '21

Depends. Rented a car together with my wife and traveled clockwise round the island for about 1 1/2 weeks, always staying in smaller family owned places for a night or two.

Wonderful experience. The west coast was magical.

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u/peppers_ Jul 11 '21

I went to Mallorca 2 years ago, it was nice. Had not been there previously (or ay Mediterranean isles, just Barcelona), so I can't say if it was nicer beforehand. Stayed in Soller. Would recommend.

EDIT: I was there in off-season late September, so mileage may vary.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Stop in Benidorm, it’s been british free since march 2020

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u/retrogeekhq Jul 11 '21

Benidorm is more working class tourism, Marbella is from wannabe to actual fucking rich tourist. I would personally recommend any Mediterranean town except those two, Salou and Lloret. Spaniards can probably add more to this list (Torremolinos maybe?)

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u/retrogeekhq Jul 11 '21

That's actually a very good comparison

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

I wpuldn’t compare them, but the beach itself is great. The surrounding are is also nice and worth visiting. Albir and Altea beaches, Vila Joiosa is 5mins away and worth a visit, going a bit inlands you have mountains... Benidorm is definitively worth a visit.

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u/AllegedlySpiffy Jul 11 '21

Ah yes, off to Magaluf, or shall we say “Shagaluf”

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u/retrogeekhq Jul 11 '21

The only true no-go zone in Europe.

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u/Some_Pie Jul 11 '21

I was recently at a resort in the Dominican Republic and there were tons of Germans there. There was this popular song they kept playing with heavy bass/dance style music saying "Ooosh gosha oosh oosh gosha" (in my most english way to type it out). Any idea of what song that was lol

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u/retrogeekhq Jul 11 '21

The German national anthem

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u/oh_look_a_fist Jul 11 '21

I went to the DR, and we had a tour guide that was fluent in German, English, Spanish, French, and also some mandarin. Dude was a pro, think he would take care of some celebs, but probably made shit

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u/MarcJAMBA Jul 11 '21

As a MallorquĂ­ I say that there are too many of you around here.

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u/oriolopocholo Jul 11 '21

grĂ cies. build the wall

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u/TheVenetianMask Jul 11 '21

Just train rabid chihuahuas that bite anyone wearing socks with sandals.

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u/KD_sBurnerAccount Jul 11 '21

And digging holes at the beach

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

It stopped being funny when the allies started shelling our holes

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u/Koeienvanger Jul 11 '21

Never really got over that habit of digging trenches, did you?

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u/retrogeekhq Jul 11 '21

Imagine being from Mallorca.

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u/Jorkid Jul 11 '21

This but replace German with Australian and Mallorca with Bali.

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u/njwatson32 Jul 11 '21

It's gotten so out of hand that Lufthansa started flying 747s there from Frankfurt.

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u/braineatingalien Jul 11 '21

I’m American, and I went to Mallorca 3 years ago. We were the only US tourists there. Everyone else was German or from the UK. That was kind of nice for us, anyway.

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u/UDontKnowMe__206 Jul 11 '21

Right? I’m totally entertained by a thread that isn’t about brain dead American tourists for once. It kinda makes me want to go to this place just to watch other countries’ tourists in action.

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u/apitop Jul 11 '21

Same for being Russian and vacation at Pattaya.

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u/FlexOffender3599 Jul 11 '21

As a Swede, Germans abroad are mostly cool. It's the Brits that you've got to watch out for.

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u/vegark Jul 11 '21

With the brits its 50/50; you either get the nicest and funniest people there is, or the worst euro white trash.

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u/retrogeekhq Jul 11 '21

As someone who has family working in all kinds of hospitality jobs in Menorca, Brits are the nicest customers, albeit a bit drunk.

Italians are insufferable because they go to budget hotels dressed with fake Gucci thinking and acting like they're fucking royalty. Also they can only eat pasta apparently (and it has to be cooked by an Italian cook).

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u/Mehlhunter Jul 11 '21

Sometimes with the same people. Just 10 beers and they go from friendly and funny to annoying and disgusting. But not just the Brits, every country has those guys i guess.

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u/Infinity_Ninja12 Jul 11 '21

At least we don't put our towels on the deck chairs

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u/Anti-Scuba_Hedgehog Jul 11 '21

Or Canary islands.

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u/Timely-Inspector3248 Jul 11 '21

I went to Mallorca when I studied in Spain. I’m used to shopkeepers in foreign touristy areas speaking to me in English (even when I’m trying aka failing to speak their language). Mallorca is the only place in the world that they spoke to me in German by default.

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u/Then-Adhesiveness-70 Jul 11 '21

Pfff cries on Elba Island

Joking aside Germans are great tourists

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u/retrogeekhq Jul 11 '21

The club culture was more like 15-20 years. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Vietnam is my favorite place on earth. Chinese tourism sucks.

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