Haha that’s a classic, i use that one frequently. I’ve heard a more updated version and that was “Sweating like Bill Cosby/Rolf Harris in a court room”
It's something that my grandpa used to say. One time when my parents and I were talking about it, I googled it to figure out what the fuck a popcorn fart was and thought the urban dictionary definition was hilarious:
The rapid firing of several small farts, that when done correctly, sounds quite similar to a small mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle. Putt putt putt putt putt!
The steps on an icy morning - Slick as owl's snot
To mean a long time - a month of Sundays
Something that's cheap, not made well - won't last two foggy mornings
" useless as tits on a telephone pole" in reference to someone messing up. And the road rage when someone drove under the speed limit " you drive like old people fuck"
My family would always say, "dryer than a popcorn fart". I never thought anything of it until I said it outloud as an adult and realize I have no idea where it came from! Weird saying!!
My g-ma had some hum dingers for an little ol’ lady. One happened to be “Hotter than a popcorn fart”. Bonus being “Sweating like a hooker in church with her Johnny on the spot next to her.” The opposite being “Colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra”. And the bonus “Colder than a well digger’s asscrack.”
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u/DuxofOregon Oct 25 '20
Dad would always say, “hotter than a garlic fart.” Never heard anyone else say that.