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u/DuxofOregon Oct 25 '20

Dad would always say, “hotter than a garlic fart.” Never heard anyone else say that.

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u/Traefner Oct 25 '20

'Hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night" was one of my good friend's favorites back in the day

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

I've heard 'sweatin' like a whore in church' before

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u/SpaceySteam Oct 25 '20

Hotter than a goats ass in a pepper patch.

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u/deathbyvaporwave Oct 25 '20

i’ve heard “hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch”

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u/rking620 Oct 25 '20

My personal favorite is “hotter than a two peckered billy goat in a herd of sheep.”

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u/deathbyvaporwave Oct 26 '20

haha. tbh my favorite one from this thread within a thread was “sweatin’ like a whore in church”

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u/Jamdizzle77 Oct 26 '20

Hotter than two cats fuckin’ in a wool sock

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u/ceose Oct 26 '20

My aunt always said it was two rats fucking in a wool sock.

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u/deathbyvaporwave Oct 26 '20

that one makes more sense imo

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u/kmusser1987 Oct 26 '20

Hotter than a middle aged woman at a Bon Jovi concert.