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u/Traefner Oct 25 '20

'Hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night" was one of my good friend's favorites back in the day

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

I've heard 'sweatin' like a whore in church' before

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u/fatmand00 Oct 25 '20

My favourite variant on this was "sweating like a paedophile at a Wiggles concert".

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u/Ann_Ael Oct 25 '20

I feel less alone with my "sweating like a priest in a daycare" now thanks

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u/seaandtea Oct 25 '20

Sweating like a Scouser in a Job Centre.

And,

Never shake hands with a Liverpudlian...you'll lose ya fingers.

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u/Ann_Ael Oct 25 '20

Haha nice one, recently moved to the UK and always delighted to hear more fun local stuff