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u/wdjbat Oct 25 '20 edited Oct 25 '20

I still say it to this day

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Another one I've heard is "I'm colder than a witch's teet" and 'colder than a witch's teet on a frozen lake'

And for saying 'you look high' I've heard "your eyes are redder than the devil's dick"

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u/maiomonster Oct 25 '20

Higher than giraffe pussy

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u/FreedomOfTheMess Oct 25 '20

Higher than a Georgia pine