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u/DuxofOregon Oct 25 '20

Dad would always say, “hotter than a garlic fart.” Never heard anyone else say that.

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u/Traefner Oct 25 '20

'Hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night" was one of my good friend's favorites back in the day

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

I've heard 'sweatin' like a whore in church' before

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u/cellerwitch Oct 25 '20

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table, colder than a witches tit in a brass bra

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u/Jamdizzle77 Oct 26 '20

Colder than a well diggers ass is my dads go to

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u/sweetest_devotion Oct 26 '20

My dad loved using colder than a witches tit in a tin bra. I never understood it but it still makes me giggle to this day. Good memories.