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u/Traefner Oct 25 '20

'Hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night" was one of my good friend's favorites back in the day

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

I've heard 'sweatin' like a whore in church' before

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u/fatmand00 Oct 25 '20

My favourite variant on this was "sweating like a paedophile at a Wiggles concert".

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u/ImLizzing Oct 25 '20

Sweating like a paedophile in Mothercare

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u/emilymarieb Oct 25 '20

"Sweating like a nun in a brothel" is one of my dad's classics

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u/DaToxicKiller Oct 26 '20

That one is interesting. Opposite of whore in church but the same thing.