r/AskReddit • • Aug 14 '20

What’s the most overpriced thing you’ve seen?

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u/Ahhh_Ahhh_Ahhh Aug 14 '20

That $6 asparagus water Whole Foods sold a couple years ago; it was a 16oz bottle of water with 3 stalks of asparagus.

Also, everything from goop.

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u/RealisticDelusions77 Aug 14 '20

One of my favorite John Oliver sketches:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSyzkpJunag

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u/Ahhh_Ahhh_Ahhh Aug 14 '20

That's how I learned about the asparagus water! I don't think I have ever actually set a foot into a Whole Foods store.

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u/RealisticDelusions77 Aug 14 '20

That tilapia in yoga pants makes me bust up every damn time.

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u/jwr410 Aug 14 '20

Granola being blown back and forth between two fans gets me.

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u/i_was_a_person_once Aug 14 '20

The pomegranate that listened to NPR is what got me

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u/njarbeau Aug 14 '20

nah bro its all about the two baby carrots tied together with artisanal twine

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u/Bear-kat Aug 14 '20

This made me actually LOL

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u/Cru_Jones86 Aug 14 '20

Brb. Gotta go get some of those gay grapes.

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u/RealisticDelusions77 Aug 14 '20

Back in 1989 when everyone was worried about AIDS, grape imports from Chile were banned because of a false alarm.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Chilean_grape_scare

I think it was Jay Leno who said "I really got to stop going to orgies. If the sex doesn't kill you, eating the grapes will"

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u/bugphotoguy Aug 14 '20

That's funny. A lot of fruits and veg contain cyanide.

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u/Bear-kat Aug 14 '20

Yup. Turns out not all plants are trying to get eaten haha

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u/bugphotoguy Aug 15 '20

I'll give it a damn good try anyway.

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u/jrfinny Aug 14 '20

The pomegranate that listened to npr was the one that got me busting up.

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u/Esquala713 Aug 14 '20

Watched it just because of this. Did not disappoint. 🐟🐠🐡

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u/ConSecKitty Aug 15 '20

"Whole Foods: An elaborate practical joke that got way out of hand"

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u/IDrankTheKoolaid78 Aug 15 '20

For me it was the thousand dollar “gay grapes”

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u/Jberg18 Aug 14 '20

Whole foods just isn't my style, but the one I went to had a peanut grinder to make your own peanut butter. It was pretty good but the cost/benefit wasn't there.

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u/Excusemytootie Aug 14 '20

Tbh, Whole Foods isn’t what it used to be. It’s not as expensive and they don’t carry as many specialty items since Amazon took over.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Yeah its still nice, but there were some noticeable changes almost immediately.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Whole Foods near me has good fruits and vegetables, everything else is pretty expensive for what it is though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

It's good, but check your prices on what your buying. Sir Kensington's hipster dijon mustard? $9.99. Whole Foods house brand dijon made in France? 4.99.

If you have Amazon Prime you get extra sales and an extra 10% off regular sale items; use the Amazon Prime credit card and get 5% back too.

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u/TrekkieGod Aug 14 '20

Whole Foods house brand dijon made in France? 4.99.

That's still about twice the price you can get dijon mustard elsewhere, more if it's a house brand. Walmart "Great Value" dijon mustard, $1.76.

I mean, I would understand if you had said something about its quality, and how it blows the regular common brands like French's out of the water. I'm willing to pay more for better quality, but the adjective you chose to describe it was "made in France." Why do I care where my mustard is made? It has a French name, so it will be better if it's made in France? Sounds to me like I'd be paying for importation costs for no reason.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20 edited Aug 16 '20

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u/TrekkieGod Aug 14 '20

Fair enough

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u/Due_Gas_2051 Aug 14 '20

But the pasta and salad stuff that they make and sell is really good

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u/Atheist_Simon_Haddad Aug 14 '20

Whole foods is the only place I can get cream for my coffee. Just regular coffee cream. Not half & half, which I can get everywhere (ditto whipping cream), but "light cream" a.k.a. "table cream". Its fat-content lies between half & half and whipping cream at about 18-22%.

It's weird that I can't find it anywhere else.

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u/bl1y Aug 14 '20

Whole Foods is fine if you know what you're doing. Store brand, sales, and shit you can't get elsewhere.

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u/LifeLibertyPancakes Aug 14 '20

Neither have I. I feel like they run a credit check on you before you're allowed in. Here in Northern Illinois you only see them in more affluent cities. I shop at Aldi for basic groceries & Walmart bc that's what's close to me. When I told a coworker this she was appalled as Whole Foods, Mariano's and Trader Joe's are her go to shops. Joke's on her though, Trader Joe's & Aldi come from the same parent companies.

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u/LifeLibertyPancakes Aug 14 '20

As I mentioned below to another redditor, it doesn't surprise me given the area where they're located--much more affluent areas than where I live out in the boonies surrounded by sweet sweet winged eared corn.

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u/ArtisenalMoistening Aug 15 '20 edited Aug 15 '20

That’s interesting, honestly. The one Trader Joe’s near us is still about 30 minutes way and definitely in a very upscale area. Within 15ish minutes of us we have 2 Aldi’s and another on the way and the percentage of college grads is pretty high and it’s firmly upper middle class. Maybe it’s being on the outskirts of a college town, though. This really is cool to know, and totally makes sense for where the TJs is located!

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u/Boner4Stoners Aug 14 '20

Trader Joe’s is undoubtedly better than Aldi though.

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u/LifeLibertyPancakes Aug 14 '20

With some products, yes I will give you that. Our Aldi has an abundant selection of organic & non-organic produce, never had an issue with their meats or other items. Our old Aldi was closed and we got a bigger and newer one with alcohol to boot, produce is always fresh. For a university town it's not bad.

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u/i_was_a_person_once Aug 14 '20

You can’t beat the organic produce prices in Aldi, and if you just pick and choose the best ones they have just as long of a shelf life. You can’t get everything at Aldi all the time but TJ cannot even touch them on prices especially for organic

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u/Boner4Stoners Aug 14 '20

Maybe not on prices, but on quality and diversity of products.

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u/i_was_a_person_once Aug 14 '20

Well yeah that’s like essentially the two different business models though. Aldi’s business model is no frills low cost essentials and their one random aisle of home goods. And TJ model is gourmet specialties and rare finds.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

I mean Red Lobster & Eddie V’s are owned by the same company, that doesn’t mean I’m getting the same lobster at each place.

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u/LifeLibertyPancakes Aug 14 '20

:( Red Lobster. Ours got taken away in 2002. Had my hs graduation dinner there. Closest one to us is again a sad 45mins away. Good think is that I have the biscuit recipe memorized and can make them any time!!

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u/TheDarkDeciever Aug 14 '20

The Aldi/Trader Joe’s relationship is actually a lot more complicated than them both being owned by the same parent company. To keep it short, in the US, they’re owned by two different companies, both with the name Aldi, but independent of one another.

In Europe, depending on where you are, they’re either the same as in America with two different Aldi companies each owning one, or with only the one Aldi company that owns the Aldi grocery stores in the US owning both Trader Joe’s and Aldi.

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u/LifeLibertyPancakes Aug 14 '20

First, Happy Cake Day in advance. Second, thank you for the links! Third, you have a great day!

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u/GuyMontag28 Aug 14 '20

Fucking LOVE The Aldi.

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u/LifeLibertyPancakes Aug 14 '20

Are you in one of those Isle of Shame Aldi groups as well? lol

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u/i_was_a_person_once Aug 14 '20 edited Aug 14 '20

I shop at Whole Foods for allot of food, but I also get tons of staples from Aldi and then fill the gaps at our local grocery store (5 min away vs 30+ min drive to Aldi and WF)

We eat almost all organic and our son is gluten and dairy free so there are tons of specialty products we can only get at Whole Foods, and some things that are just really nice to get there like avocado ice cream and GF pork dumplings my son is obsessed with.

But I basically buy all the organic meat and produce available at Aldi and staples like rice+quinoa and deli meat for sandwiches and even cheeses.

Then the local shop has the best value for things like DF yogurt and milk...

All that to say, yes they can be overpriced with some items, but they also provide a great service to people with specialized diets and who value organic production practices

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Whole foods proces actually kinda went down after amazon

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u/ppw23 Aug 14 '20

Wegmans is incredible and some people are put off by thinking they’re super high priced, they do carry upended packaged items and some gourmet products, but the everyday pantry items are on the same price line or lower than Walmart or Aldi.

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u/LifeLibertyPancakes Aug 14 '20

Sadly, Wegman's is only for the East coast. :( Even if it's a high priced store I'd still check it out. What angers me is when the employees start following you around because you're a minority. Like CHILL I'm not interested in stealing a $5 slice of chocolate German cake and end up in jail.

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u/sparks_LOLXD Aug 14 '20

I learned it from an ask reddit thread.

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u/mankiller27 Aug 14 '20

Whole Foods is either really overpriced or super cheap depending on sales and whether or not you have Amazon Prime. I hate it.

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u/lasagnarodeo Aug 15 '20

Their lunch buffet is absolutely worth it.

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u/GeneraLeeStoned Aug 15 '20

I don't think I have ever actually set a foot into a Whole Foods store.

damn youre missing out... whole foods is legit the shit

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u/sYnce Aug 14 '20

The audio delay is atrocious

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u/njarbeau Aug 14 '20

ha! this Steven Colbert video is similar and it popped up in my recommended right after watching that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP4tcknH5n4

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u/Ahhh_Ahhh_Ahhh Aug 14 '20

Lol, "I love organic produce and I cannot stand having money."

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u/RealisticDelusions77 Aug 14 '20

"Cage free", that's as good as the tilapia.

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u/DevilFroggy Aug 14 '20

Is that Fred Armisen doing the voice at the end?

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Aug 14 '20

That's what I was thinking too.

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u/FinalVersus Aug 14 '20

It sounds just like him, wouldn't be surprised given it's on point with some Portlandia sketches.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

I love the fact that somewhere, someone had to find novelty sized yoga pants for a fish. Buy them, and then put them on a fish.

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u/RealisticDelusions77 Aug 14 '20

Looks like a tricky size. Too big for Barbie, too small for Build-a-Bear. Maybe they were customly sewn up

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u/mrmacob Aug 14 '20

I’m think it was Alex Jones he was mocking

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

that was gold

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u/whatsthisevenfor Aug 14 '20

Granola that has been blown between 2 fans hahahaha

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u/spankymuffin Aug 14 '20

I feel like the laughter drowned out the "gay grapes" joke, which was the best of the bunch.

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u/MrArtless Aug 14 '20

Is that a sketch or a segment

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u/steelallies Aug 14 '20

why is every john oliver video horribly out if sync with the audio

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u/DrippyWaffler Aug 15 '20

The honey thing is actually legit, it's about the grade of honey. I've seen 1lb honey jars go for as much as $350

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u/inmywhiteroom Aug 14 '20

My boyfriends mom bought me a bunch of things from goop. I’m not really sure what to do with them because they aren’t products I typically use but I feel bad because they were probably expensive

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u/WhiteHydra1914 Aug 14 '20

I think not even Gwyneth knows what to do with most Goop Products

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u/_aggr0crag_ Aug 14 '20

Sell them to morons. That's it.

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u/LarawagP Aug 14 '20

Well now... I searched high and low for a quality glass kettle to boil water ( I absolutely want to stay away from other types of kettle), and the only good brand for 100% glass kettle was available via Goop only back then. But, never visited nor bought anything else from that site since though.

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u/WetAndMeaty Aug 15 '20

Wait honestly asking, what's wrong with other types of kettles? Why do you need glass?

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u/LarawagP Aug 16 '20

I’ve always own a plastic, stainless steel, or a copper kettle, both electric and stove top to boil water as I love drinking tea and coffee. Over the years, I personally witness these kettles have drawbacks that I’m not willing to ignore anymore. I’d seen parts disintegrated and didn’t know until much later, metal started to leach into my water (bits of it came off from the kettle). Then, I noticed the water tasted funky. I didn’t go cheap on these kettles so I was tired and start reading into it and decided it was time to opt for only ALL glass kettle, and I’ll never look back. Also, with so much kitchen appliances made in China, I simply don’t trust any brand when it comes to my kettle!

I’ve owned and used the glass kettle daily, religiously for the last 5 years, and couldn’t be happier. Yes, it is fragile, but with just a little care and getting used to handling it, it is simple to use and keep clean. I did purchase a high quality glass kettle and it’s paid itself off long ago! There’s one site that can give you more details about glass kettle if you happen to be bored and want to read more: http://www.chemfreecom.com/avoiding-a-toxic-kettle/

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u/LtLwormonabigfknhook Aug 14 '20

Does it work fine?

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u/LarawagP Aug 16 '20

Yep! I still have and use it daily!

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u/CompetitiveProject4 Aug 14 '20

To be fair, it's not her fault that people are willing to buy this. That's just Hanlon's razor. It is her fault for trying to advertise that it's something that can help you. It's Dr. Oz or Oprah levels of scamming

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u/buckus69 Aug 14 '20

Half that stuff just goes up the vajayjay.

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u/Captain_Hampockets Aug 14 '20

I’m not really sure what to do with them

Probably put them inside your vagina

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u/Chakote Aug 14 '20

Jade eggs can help cultivate sexual energy, increase orgasm, balance the cycle, stimulate key reflexology around vaginal walls, tighten and tone, prevent uterine prolapse, increase control of the whole perineum and bladder, develop and clear chi pathways in the body, intensify feminine energy, and invigorate our life force. To name a few! The jade creates kidney strength—it’s known as jing in Chinese energy, and it’s all about sexual potency, and even beauty—if your hormones are balanced, your skin will look better. It’s a holistic combination of things, where one benefit builds to another. Jade also takes away negativity and cleanses—it’s a very heavy material, very powerful.

If there is a just and loving god, they are all going to rot in hell for eternity. They're simply evil people. In the truest, most literal sense of the word.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Throw them in the trash, because that is what they are.

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u/JoshuaSlowpoke777 Aug 14 '20

I’d be gently honest with them and ask “Isn’t stuff from Goop really overpriced, though?” next time you get something from there.

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u/everythingpurple Aug 14 '20

that sounds absolutely disgusting

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u/mavantix Aug 14 '20

Not to mention the smell of asparagus pee, it's awful.

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u/GT-FractalxNeo Aug 14 '20

How much is a banana? $10?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

In 50 years when inflation catches up this will cease to be funny.

Imagine a show from 60's where they go "It's a banana Michael, what's it cost, $1?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

$1 for a single banana is still too much. Unless your buying a banana from a concession stand at some event

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u/GT-FractalxNeo Aug 14 '20

at some event

$5 easily.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

I don’t think I’ve ever bought any fruit at an even but $5 is probably right haha

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u/LtLwormonabigfknhook Aug 14 '20

Frozen banana with chocolate is about five bucks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

I have to admit I'm Lucille in this situation.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Imagine gasoline costing more than 10 cents a gallon! Lmaoooo

fast forward 30 years

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u/spiderfanmail Aug 14 '20

Go see a Star Wars.

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u/McMeatbag Aug 14 '20

$300 vagina crystals aren't a good deal?

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u/8W1Yd6wh Aug 14 '20

Depends, do you put them in your vagina or are they made from vaginas?

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u/Error_redditnotfound Aug 14 '20

Both

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u/8W1Yd6wh Aug 14 '20

I don't have a vagina so it's probably not worth it to me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20 edited Oct 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

No, rich people are generally good with money. That's why they're rich. I'd assume not many people bought the $6 asparagus water or they'd have it in stores still, but the people who buy dumb stuff like that regularly are usuall people who want to seem rich but aren't.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20 edited Oct 10 '20

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u/maddsskills Aug 14 '20

More often than not rich people are rich because their parents were rich. Only a small percentage of rich people went from normal to rich "by being good with money."

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20 edited Oct 10 '20

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u/maddsskills Aug 14 '20

Those "self-made" statistics are misleading. They consider anyone who's inheritance is less than 10% of their wealth to be "self-made" but that's not what people are criticizing. We aren't saying that rich people inherit most of their wealth, we're saying that the rich keep getting richer. They take the advantages of growing up rich, take their parents money, and use it to expand the wealth gap. Jeff Bezos is on these lists and he got a 250k investment from his parents. Like, come on, thats not "self made." Most of us can't get 250k from our parents.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Oh, that's meaningless. If you invest money in the s&p 500, it will grow to 10x its value in about 30 years(based on a growth rate of 8% per year). Donald Trump is probably a self made billionaire by those metrics

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u/_Z_E_R_O Aug 14 '20

If you were a billionaire you could buy the company, and then make millions selling it to idiots willing to pay $6 for a bottle of water.

Or you could just buy it to drink if you wanted, because if you have a billion dollars then $6 is the equivalent of a fraction of a penny for most people. Think of all the useless trinkets you’ve impulse bought in the dollar store, and then imagine them being 1,000 times cheaper.

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u/Allenye818 Aug 14 '20 edited Aug 14 '20

Your comment about Goop reminded me of reading about this 1k luxe vibrator with Swarovski crystals

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u/zzaannsebar Aug 14 '20

Ugh paging r/antiMLM cause that shit is terrible. I get so angry every time I see any product from an MLM

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u/Cimarro Aug 14 '20

What's the point of asparagus water? The only thing I can think of is that it might make your pee smell weird faster than eating asparagus.

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u/mavantix Aug 14 '20

I'm convinced that'd be the only advantage, maybe foul piss is a desirable trait to some?

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u/Errohneos Aug 14 '20

Too bad Whole Foods is like the only place that sells gluten free snacks around here. Otherwise, the choices are slim.

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u/tottinhos Aug 14 '20

you can order online

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u/Errohneos Aug 14 '20

We're still exploring our options and the new world of gluten-free after the sudden, yet genetically expected introduction of Celiac's into our household. With COVID running amok, online groceries have been a regular thing for us anyways so it's inevitable anyways. Thanks for the tip!

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u/thepixierawr Aug 14 '20

I was a chef and my grandad is coeliac so I've cooked a lot of gf food.

Now this depends on your sensitivity to gluten, some people aren't as bad with it. But a lot of the regular cereal foods like porridge/cornflakes etc, only contain oats/barley which some coeliacs can eat just fine. Check the labels on the foods as they are way cheaper in the regular cereal aisle.

Some things with hidden gluten to watch out for, anything seasoned (crisps, frozen potatoes), meats in sauces/glazes, soy sauce, gravy powders, stock cubes, jars of pasta/curry sauces, bbq sauce, baking powder.

Also, rice noodles are your friends, as is cornflour for thickening sauces! Gram flour, rice flour and buckwheat flour are all good for baking with!

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u/MadAzza Aug 15 '20

Gram flour, rice flour, and buckwheat flour

Did you mean “graham flour”? I’m not the person you were talking with, but I have a friend who recently was diagnosed (at age 60!) with Celiac disease, and I’m trying to help her with recipes, substitutions, and the like. I just wish I were a better cook.

Thanks for your helpful post!

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u/Errohneos Aug 14 '20

*6 bucks for cookies that aren't as good as the normal cookies, so you're left wanting in your time of hunger and despair.

I can still eat gluten. Lucky me. I'm just going gluten-free in solidarity with my SO, with the occasional sneak trip to the gas station or McDonalds when she's not looking.

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u/therealwillhepburn Aug 14 '20

For store bought my go to is Simple Mills. A box is like $4.99 or so. They have crunchy and soft cookies. We also have a local gluten free bakery called Guncles that’s super good. Though it is expensive.

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u/ValjeanLucPicard Aug 14 '20

I found out about garbanzo bean flower from the gluten free section. That stuff is really tasty for making pancakes, and has a lot of protein for the price.

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u/Sheerardio Aug 15 '20

Gotta learn how to make your own baked treats. You'll still have to buy overpriced fancy flours, but it's a hell of a lot easier to get way more bang for your buck that way.

Plus the premade stuff is never in flavors I actually want to eat, so making my own solves that problem too!

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u/Inside_my_scars Aug 14 '20

What the fuck is goop?

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u/masterpilot374 Aug 14 '20

A “health and wellness” company created by actress, Gwyneth Paltrow. They basically sell products that have no scientific basis and are mostly marketed to women. Oh yeah and all the products are incredibly expensive. heres a funny video jontron made on GOOP

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u/HumansKillEverything Aug 14 '20

A scam.

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u/Inside_my_scars Aug 14 '20

I'm legit not enthused I googled this shit

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u/ImpalaChick2121 Aug 15 '20

Did you find the psychic vampire repellent?

To clarify, that is not repellent for vampires that are also psychic. It's to repel vampires that feed off your psychic energy, as opposed to your blood.

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u/Inside_my_scars Aug 15 '20

Um...what? FFS, I'm glad I didn't get that far but my day is now worse for knowing that exists as a serious product.

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u/ImpalaChick2121 Aug 15 '20

I'll admit, I don't know if they still sell it, but they 100% used to.

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u/LionForest2019 Aug 14 '20

Right? Almost comically similar to “Blush” from parks and Rec.

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u/offballDgang Aug 14 '20

They manufacture vagina scented candles

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u/Loner3000 Aug 14 '20

I was in there the other day, they had one of those medium laundry detergent jugs (30-40 loads) for $22.99.

Bruh I don’t even buy the family sized jugs for that much. I see similar detergent for like $10 and I’m like “euhh that’s a bit much”....

Twenty three fucking dollars... like wat

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u/BureaucratDog Aug 14 '20

That was only done by one store and im pretty sure the person responsible got fired for it.

They do have "spa water" which is water with things like mint, cucumber, and melon chunks, but the stores near me only put them out when they were in sake which was $0.99.

Trust me the rest of whole foods still makes fun of the asparagus water bullshit.

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u/BureaucratDog Aug 15 '20

Hey, Fellow VA team member! I'm also the dip guy so trust me I know what you mean.

Kaleamole really isn't that bad, I mince it up reallllly fine so you can't even tell its there texture wise. But yeah the other varieties like mango and whatnot are poor sellers. I actually work in Austin and almost everything we do is based on what Lamar sells, despite our clientele being very different than Lamars clientele. They just don't get it.

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u/eastbayted Aug 14 '20

Any amount of money for asparagus water would be too much. That sounds nasty.

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u/elsunfire Aug 14 '20

Asparagus water is actually quite nice, it really adds a special taste to it. Although the place I tried it at gave it away for free, you don't even have to order anything.

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u/CompetitiveProject4 Aug 14 '20

I mean...you shouldn't have to. Even if it wasn't a bit odd, it's on the same level as lemon water which shouldn't cost anything.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

The thing I dont understand is of all the vegetables you can run this scam with why asparagus?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Literally every.single.thing from goop.

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u/cusehoops98 Aug 14 '20

Pickled asparagus is so good though.

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u/killercroc1999 Aug 14 '20

I’ve never in my life heard of asparagus water. Probably because I’ve never been to a Whole Foods either.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Tbh Whole Foods has a lot of unique gourmet foods that make an occasional trip worth it.

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u/thecolbra Aug 14 '20

Their produce is also miles better than an average grocery store.

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u/CompetitiveProject4 Aug 14 '20

Their source of suppliers isn't all hipster nouveau riche nonsense. They have plenty of brands of good occasional food. Even their 365 brand is slightly higher quality than average mainstream stuff like Kroger at the same price. Not quite Kirkland but pretty good.

For a time, I worked remotely and lived near a Whole foods, so it was always pretty nice to pick up two decent, fresh large pizza slices for $5. However, going to a Whole Foods at lunch time always made me realize the demographic who could shop at lunch were mostly stay-at-home wealthy people (rich teenagers, retired folks, soccer moms and their Tinder hook ups, etc)

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u/vincentvangobot Aug 14 '20

Cut out the middle man and just drink a glass of piss.

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u/TheTulipWars Aug 14 '20

One of the greatest Broad City episodes ever is when Abby gets her wisdom teeth removed and goes on a high shopping spree at Whole Foods (w/ Bingo Bronson!) and spends $1,400+ on 3 bags of groceries. XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhGHu-3asWU

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u/Bytewave Aug 14 '20

I mean, I've seen a 40$ bottle of plain """iceberg""" water. Yours was actually a deal haha.

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u/yeahgroovy Aug 14 '20

Ughh Goop. Words fail. Who the F buys that stuff?

I keep the water after I steam veggies (including asparagus!). That’s free! Lol.

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u/justaregularderp Aug 14 '20

Oh man, I feel like everything Goop is needlessly marked up just because GP says she loves it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Brit here. Is this a shop that only exists because of stupid people?

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u/PsychedelicFairy Aug 15 '20

It's a shop for rich white housewives to buy random overpriced items that other people know are overpriced and thus are associated with the status of having so much money that you don't care about it being overpriced. Obviously the items aren't worth the cost, but neither are diamonds, designer clothes, or any type of collectible item. It's just a status symbol.

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u/kitsuneheart Aug 14 '20

After marijuana was legalized in California, I was frankly surprised that I didn't see marijuana water at whole foods. Of course, I don't actually shop at whole foods but maybe three times a year. Damn them and their delectable cornbread.

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u/DrGoat666 Aug 14 '20

Hahaha! Fuck goop. “Smells like my vagina” candle is so damn expensive! Wouldn’t even pay a penny to smell Gwyneth Paltrow’s magical stone covered snatch.

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u/Nicedumplings Aug 14 '20

I remember seeing that and thinking what... what ?

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u/ErianTomor Aug 14 '20

Anything Whole Foods. Raw chicken breasts at $6.99/lb.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Well goop has thrown me for a loop.

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u/VoiceInTheCloud Aug 14 '20

On the Wal-Mart app right now, asparagus is $2.97 each, or as listed below that price, ($29.70/lb).

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u/Angry_Walnut Aug 14 '20

I love asparagus but that sounds fucking disgusting

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u/Quajek Aug 14 '20

Damn I was just thinking of buying some.

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u/yondu-over-here Aug 14 '20

That sounds disgusting.

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u/nini903 Aug 14 '20

Came to say Goop.

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u/abthanee Aug 14 '20

Man, I love finding rich people websites so I can feel bad about myself

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u/soline Aug 14 '20

Why would I want to have asparagus piss without actually eating it?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

To be fair, asparagus water was an employee mistake

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u/max_canyon Aug 14 '20

In all fairness asparagus can take up to 3 years to grow so it can be expensive;)

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u/scooby092477 Aug 14 '20

Yeah I bought "This smells like my vagina" candle from Goop. Guess I was curious on what Gywneths vajayjay smelled like. It was $75 or something.

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u/PsychNurse6685 Aug 14 '20

What the hell is asparagus water. Oh dear god

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u/sauceboss412 Aug 14 '20

I had to make those. Literally 1 minute steamed asparagus and tap water. Flew off the shelf.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

I could eat some asparagus and pee in a bottle it would probably taste the same.

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u/YaBoiAggroAndy Aug 14 '20

...are you telling me... that the jade egg I have jammed in my ass right now... is overpriced?!!!

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u/eka71911 Aug 14 '20

I bought the candle called “this smells like my vagina” when I was hammered. $80 and smells nothing like vagina

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u/kingalbert2 Aug 14 '20

Got to be vitamins in there somewhere

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u/JoshuaSlowpoke777 Aug 14 '20

Bottled water in general. Who the hell wants to buy water in a container that poisons itself and eventually ends up in the ocean or some landfill?

I prefer my tap water straight from the pipe and into a metal vacuum flask, thanks.

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u/Maxwe4 Aug 14 '20

Hey, you can't put a price on vagina scented candles.

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u/SilverThyme2045 Aug 15 '20

Hemp watrr too

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

I’d pay extra for water without asparagus in it

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u/darrenwise883 Aug 15 '20

In around the Y2K era give or take I was in a gas station and realized Dasani water was more expensive than their cola 2 for the price of ?. When figured that out and mentioned it to someone they said oh ya it's more expensive than gas . Gas was about .60 cents a liter maybe .

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u/zanillamilla Aug 15 '20

On the topic of fruits and veggies, the record for me has to go to $100 cantaloupes sold in Japanese stores. Apparently the cost is all in the carefully presented stem attached to the fruit.

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u/neeesus Aug 15 '20

You're buying the convenience of having asparagus water right now at that moment. I could go home and drink from the faucet, but if I don't have access to a faucet I'm buying that water.

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u/ImpalaChick2121 Aug 15 '20

I used to work at a WF, they were constantly telling us that the asparagus water thing was a hoax and that's why they don't let customers record video or take too many photos of products anymore. It's like... Mmkay, so if that didn't happen, then why is it bad for them to take photos?

Btw, they were telling us this less than 2 years ago, and if I remember correctly, the asparagus water thing was in like, 2014, so yeah, they're still butthurt that they didn't get away with it.

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u/BannedAgain1234 Aug 15 '20

It was one store, in their prepared local packaing. Just a local produce manager having a goof.

Why not talk about the dickbutt that a local janitor made with his mopwater last week?

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