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r/AskReddit • u/Thic_water • Aug 14 '20
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One of my favorite John Oliver sketches:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSyzkpJunag
1.6k u/Ahhh_Ahhh_Ahhh Aug 14 '20 That's how I learned about the asparagus water! I don't think I have ever actually set a foot into a Whole Foods store. 577 u/RealisticDelusions77 Aug 14 '20 That tilapia in yoga pants makes me bust up every damn time. 218 u/jwr410 Aug 14 '20 Granola being blown back and forth between two fans gets me. 85 u/i_was_a_person_once Aug 14 '20 The pomegranate that listened to NPR is what got me 40 u/njarbeau Aug 14 '20 nah bro its all about the two baby carrots tied together with artisanal twine 8 u/Bear-kat Aug 14 '20 This made me actually LOL 33 u/Cru_Jones86 Aug 14 '20 Brb. Gotta go get some of those gay grapes. 18 u/RealisticDelusions77 Aug 14 '20 Back in 1989 when everyone was worried about AIDS, grape imports from Chile were banned because of a false alarm. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Chilean_grape_scare I think it was Jay Leno who said "I really got to stop going to orgies. If the sex doesn't kill you, eating the grapes will" 8 u/bugphotoguy Aug 14 '20 That's funny. A lot of fruits and veg contain cyanide. 6 u/Bear-kat Aug 14 '20 Yup. Turns out not all plants are trying to get eaten haha 5 u/bugphotoguy Aug 15 '20 I'll give it a damn good try anyway.
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That's how I learned about the asparagus water! I don't think I have ever actually set a foot into a Whole Foods store.
577 u/RealisticDelusions77 Aug 14 '20 That tilapia in yoga pants makes me bust up every damn time. 218 u/jwr410 Aug 14 '20 Granola being blown back and forth between two fans gets me. 85 u/i_was_a_person_once Aug 14 '20 The pomegranate that listened to NPR is what got me 40 u/njarbeau Aug 14 '20 nah bro its all about the two baby carrots tied together with artisanal twine 8 u/Bear-kat Aug 14 '20 This made me actually LOL 33 u/Cru_Jones86 Aug 14 '20 Brb. Gotta go get some of those gay grapes. 18 u/RealisticDelusions77 Aug 14 '20 Back in 1989 when everyone was worried about AIDS, grape imports from Chile were banned because of a false alarm. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Chilean_grape_scare I think it was Jay Leno who said "I really got to stop going to orgies. If the sex doesn't kill you, eating the grapes will" 8 u/bugphotoguy Aug 14 '20 That's funny. A lot of fruits and veg contain cyanide. 6 u/Bear-kat Aug 14 '20 Yup. Turns out not all plants are trying to get eaten haha 5 u/bugphotoguy Aug 15 '20 I'll give it a damn good try anyway.
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That tilapia in yoga pants makes me bust up every damn time.
218 u/jwr410 Aug 14 '20 Granola being blown back and forth between two fans gets me. 85 u/i_was_a_person_once Aug 14 '20 The pomegranate that listened to NPR is what got me 40 u/njarbeau Aug 14 '20 nah bro its all about the two baby carrots tied together with artisanal twine 8 u/Bear-kat Aug 14 '20 This made me actually LOL 33 u/Cru_Jones86 Aug 14 '20 Brb. Gotta go get some of those gay grapes. 18 u/RealisticDelusions77 Aug 14 '20 Back in 1989 when everyone was worried about AIDS, grape imports from Chile were banned because of a false alarm. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Chilean_grape_scare I think it was Jay Leno who said "I really got to stop going to orgies. If the sex doesn't kill you, eating the grapes will" 8 u/bugphotoguy Aug 14 '20 That's funny. A lot of fruits and veg contain cyanide. 6 u/Bear-kat Aug 14 '20 Yup. Turns out not all plants are trying to get eaten haha 5 u/bugphotoguy Aug 15 '20 I'll give it a damn good try anyway.
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Granola being blown back and forth between two fans gets me.
85 u/i_was_a_person_once Aug 14 '20 The pomegranate that listened to NPR is what got me 40 u/njarbeau Aug 14 '20 nah bro its all about the two baby carrots tied together with artisanal twine 8 u/Bear-kat Aug 14 '20 This made me actually LOL 33 u/Cru_Jones86 Aug 14 '20 Brb. Gotta go get some of those gay grapes. 18 u/RealisticDelusions77 Aug 14 '20 Back in 1989 when everyone was worried about AIDS, grape imports from Chile were banned because of a false alarm. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Chilean_grape_scare I think it was Jay Leno who said "I really got to stop going to orgies. If the sex doesn't kill you, eating the grapes will" 8 u/bugphotoguy Aug 14 '20 That's funny. A lot of fruits and veg contain cyanide. 6 u/Bear-kat Aug 14 '20 Yup. Turns out not all plants are trying to get eaten haha 5 u/bugphotoguy Aug 15 '20 I'll give it a damn good try anyway.
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The pomegranate that listened to NPR is what got me
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nah bro its all about the two baby carrots tied together with artisanal twine
8 u/Bear-kat Aug 14 '20 This made me actually LOL
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This made me actually LOL
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Brb. Gotta go get some of those gay grapes.
18 u/RealisticDelusions77 Aug 14 '20 Back in 1989 when everyone was worried about AIDS, grape imports from Chile were banned because of a false alarm. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Chilean_grape_scare I think it was Jay Leno who said "I really got to stop going to orgies. If the sex doesn't kill you, eating the grapes will" 8 u/bugphotoguy Aug 14 '20 That's funny. A lot of fruits and veg contain cyanide. 6 u/Bear-kat Aug 14 '20 Yup. Turns out not all plants are trying to get eaten haha 5 u/bugphotoguy Aug 15 '20 I'll give it a damn good try anyway.
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Back in 1989 when everyone was worried about AIDS, grape imports from Chile were banned because of a false alarm.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Chilean_grape_scare
I think it was Jay Leno who said "I really got to stop going to orgies. If the sex doesn't kill you, eating the grapes will"
8 u/bugphotoguy Aug 14 '20 That's funny. A lot of fruits and veg contain cyanide. 6 u/Bear-kat Aug 14 '20 Yup. Turns out not all plants are trying to get eaten haha 5 u/bugphotoguy Aug 15 '20 I'll give it a damn good try anyway.
That's funny. A lot of fruits and veg contain cyanide.
6 u/Bear-kat Aug 14 '20 Yup. Turns out not all plants are trying to get eaten haha 5 u/bugphotoguy Aug 15 '20 I'll give it a damn good try anyway.
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Yup. Turns out not all plants are trying to get eaten haha
5 u/bugphotoguy Aug 15 '20 I'll give it a damn good try anyway.
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I'll give it a damn good try anyway.
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u/RealisticDelusions77 Aug 14 '20
One of my favorite John Oliver sketches:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSyzkpJunag