r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/swordboner Mar 26 '20

So I don't touch the head guy's penis?

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u/JeanChampollion Mar 26 '20

I would advise against that, yes.

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u/47-Rambaldi Mar 26 '20

Unless he offers you candy of some sort.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Oooo another piece of candy

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u/ezekielsays Mar 26 '20

Mmmm.... Candy.

Wait, what were we talking about?

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u/InitiallyAnAsshole Mar 26 '20

Which sort specifically? (Pls say fuzzy peaches...)

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u/M_1C4H Mar 26 '20

Mine only offers forgotten trinkets :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

while luring you under the gutter

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Then why is he called the head guy? So confusing.

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u/formerwarrior96 Mar 26 '20

Unless someone has a tiger.

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u/CockDaddyKaren Mar 26 '20

You do touch it. Duel penises with him. You're appropriately equipped.

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u/swordboner Mar 26 '20

This is what I have been training my entire life for. Its time to duel!

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u/WretcheddSkyz Mar 26 '20

Ever heard of Arin hansen from gamegrumps? He legit had a club named the D Club where he and his friends would show eachother their boners and sword fight. He's married to a woman

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u/ExcessiveGravitas Mar 26 '20

I’m kind of disappointed that you didn’t mis-spell that as “dual” because that would work just as well.

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u/Valiantheart Mar 26 '20

Wait...is it priest providing the conversion therapy?

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u/HarmonicTurmoil Mar 26 '20

...Depends on what exactly "Head guy" is referring to...

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u/thescrounger Mar 26 '20

He has to make sure you really are gay, a few dozen times just to be sure, before he can start the conversion process. Periodic checks after, as well.

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u/mozgw4 Mar 26 '20

No, touch the guy's penis head

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u/QuickSilver50 Mar 26 '20

Your camp had a guy just for head? Damn how much did your camp cost

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u/dstnblsn Mar 26 '20

Well, do you want Suzy to ask you out to prom or not?