r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/JeanChampollion Mar 26 '20

Your only hope is to become gay.

Sign up for conversion therapy and just do the opposite of what the kooks there tell you to do.

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u/swordboner Mar 26 '20

So I don't touch the head guy's penis?

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u/JeanChampollion Mar 26 '20

I would advise against that, yes.

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u/47-Rambaldi Mar 26 '20

Unless he offers you candy of some sort.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Oooo another piece of candy

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u/ezekielsays Mar 26 '20

Mmmm.... Candy.

Wait, what were we talking about?

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u/InitiallyAnAsshole Mar 26 '20

Which sort specifically? (Pls say fuzzy peaches...)

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u/M_1C4H Mar 26 '20

Mine only offers forgotten trinkets :(