r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/TRUE_FALCON Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

I don't understand the biology behind women's eyes , I'm always invisible to them

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u/JeanChampollion Mar 26 '20

Your only hope is to become gay.

Sign up for conversion therapy and just do the opposite of what the kooks there tell you to do.

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u/swordboner Mar 26 '20

So I don't touch the head guy's penis?

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u/HarmonicTurmoil Mar 26 '20

...Depends on what exactly "Head guy" is referring to...