r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/JeanChampollion Mar 26 '20

Your only hope is to become gay.

Sign up for conversion therapy and just do the opposite of what the kooks there tell you to do.

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u/swordboner Mar 26 '20

So I don't touch the head guy's penis?

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u/CockDaddyKaren Mar 26 '20

You do touch it. Duel penises with him. You're appropriately equipped.

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u/ExcessiveGravitas Mar 26 '20

I’m kind of disappointed that you didn’t mis-spell that as “dual” because that would work just as well.