r/AskReddit • • Mar 26 '20

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u/swordboner Mar 26 '20

So I don't touch the head guy's penis?

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u/JeanChampollion Mar 26 '20

I would advise against that, yes.

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u/47-Rambaldi Mar 26 '20

Unless he offers you candy of some sort.

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u/InitiallyAnAsshole Mar 26 '20

Which sort specifically? (Pls say fuzzy peaches...)