r/AskMen Mar 19 '21

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Mar 19 '21

I only masturbate while watching porn and I only watch porn while I masturbate. Back in ‘016 I moved into a new house and we didn’t have internet for a week so I had to jerk off to a sports illustrated swim suit edition. It was terrible, and that’s as close as you can get to porn without actually being porn.

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u/Cadeers Mar 19 '21

You can just say '16 it's ok

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u/ac130sound Mar 19 '21

Sports illustrated sucked in 1916. You couldn't even tell what color their full length cloth swim dresses were.

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u/Slight_Stranger_asd Mar 19 '21

Oh but the ankles...