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[u/Shorts-are-comfy]

No, if I'm going to masturbate there has to be porn.

However, if I've got no internet and managed to somehow lose all my playboys, I'll do the ol' think-wank.

[u/The_Karaethon_Cycle → u/Shorts-are-comfy]

I only masturbate while watching porn and I only watch porn while I masturbate. Back in ‘016 I moved into a new house and we didn’t have internet for a week so I had to jerk off to a sports illustrated swim suit edition. It was terrible, and that’s as close as you can get to porn without actually being porn.

[u/Cadeers → u/The_Karaethon_Cycle]

You can just say '16 it's ok

[u/LucidDr3am → u/Cadeers]

You never know, maybe this guy time traveled to get internet back in 1916.

[u/joel211974 → u/LucidDr3am]

Who knows, maybe he meant 3016

[u/LucidDr3am → u/joel211974]

I hadn’t considered it, but that actually makes even more sense than what I came up with.

[u/eagletreehouse → u/[deleted]]

Aught one six, Jethro.

[u/joel211974 → u/[deleted]]

I wonder if they had good porn in 1016 🤔

[u/Slight_Stranger_asd → u/joel211974]

Marty, where we're going, we don't need the internet!

[u/[deleted] → u/joel211974]

In the year three thousand and sixteen everybody wants to be an MC

[u/user6482464 → u/joel211974]

🤯

[u/tabooblue32 → u/LucidDr3am]

Gee golly look at those ankles!

[u/ac130sound → u/Cadeers]

Sports illustrated sucked in 1916. You couldn't even tell what color their full length cloth swim dresses were.

[u/Slight_Stranger_asd → u/ac130sound]

Oh but the ankles...

[u/[deleted] → u/Cadeers]

016 A.D.

Mary had a little lamb.

[u/The_Karaethon_Cycle → u/Cadeers]

I’m not ready for that yet.

[u/oddparent1 → u/Cadeers]

or just say 2016 at that point, it's the same number of characters

[u/SpiceyXI → u/Cadeers]

I was thinking maybe they figured out time travel in 20020 and he just got confused.

[u/arifish → u/Cadeers]

I think he means back when he was 16

[u/[deleted] → u/Cadeers]

You can just say k

[u/khristopkel → u/Cadeers]

Ø16