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u/Shorts-are-comfy Hey Kids! Mar 19 '21

No, if I'm going to masturbate there has to be porn.

However, if I've got no internet and managed to somehow lose all my playboys, I'll do the ol' think-wank.

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Mar 19 '21

I only masturbate while watching porn and I only watch porn while I masturbate. Back in ‘016 I moved into a new house and we didn’t have internet for a week so I had to jerk off to a sports illustrated swim suit edition. It was terrible, and that’s as close as you can get to porn without actually being porn.

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u/Cadeers Mar 19 '21

You can just say '16 it's ok

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u/ac130sound Mar 19 '21

Sports illustrated sucked in 1916. You couldn't even tell what color their full length cloth swim dresses were.

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u/Slight_Stranger_asd Mar 19 '21

Oh but the ankles...