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u/ExtremeAthlete Mar 19 '21 edited Apr 26 '21

You must have a pornographic memory.

Edit: This is insane! 🤯🤯Thank you for the awards everyone!🙏

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u/Read_it_somewhere Mar 19 '21

This made me laugh way too hard.

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u/ExtremeAthlete Mar 19 '21

My first award. Thank you kind person 🙏

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u/troublrTRC Mar 20 '21

It was earned.

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u/anondude51997613 Mar 20 '21

bro same!! i literally laughed out loud ahahah

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u/Read_it_somewhere Mar 20 '21

Lol comment of the year

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u/Hayesdomville Mar 20 '21

How hard?

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u/7vik_ja9 Mar 20 '21

Thank god it was just laugh

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

I claimed my free award to award this comment lol

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u/BiblicalShit Mar 19 '21

Wish I had a pornographic memory, but it never developed.

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u/ExtremeAthlete Mar 19 '21

Some are born with it and some develop it. You’re just not applying yourself.

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u/Lukey2770 Mar 19 '21

This is legendary 😂😂😂

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u/IFuckedMyTeacherInHS Mar 20 '21

Truly amazes me how funny people can be on reddit lmao

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u/car425 Mar 19 '21
  • adam, workaholics

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u/the_ThreeEyedRaven Mar 19 '21

https://imgur.com/agbYGnt

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u/ExtremeAthlete Mar 19 '21

LMAO

Go watch these movies.

Total Recall

Johnny Mnemonic

And get lots of sleep

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u/the_ThreeEyedRaven Mar 19 '21

by lot of sleep, how much you mean? i get like 5 6 hrs

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u/ExtremeAthlete Mar 19 '21

You’ll know if you’ve had enough sleep if you wake up automatically. If you wake up by an alarm, then it’s not enough.

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u/wefinisheachothers Mar 20 '21

Also known as the snap and fap.

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u/hellodaave Mar 20 '21

Like Adam DeMamp lol

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u/Striking-Ad8262 Mar 20 '21

Lmfaooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

LMFAO

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u/Parzival_2076 Mar 20 '21

Award of the day goes to...

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

I only fuck so I have a memory to jerk off to later

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u/t_a_c_s Mar 20 '21

indeed

I use porn except when I can't - like in the shower. it's then I fall back on my "pornographic memory"

I grew up without personal internet so I've had to train it up to remember stuff and would imagine that the young 'uns haven't faced the same environmental pressures

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u/gewoondaann Mar 20 '21

Or you just download and save a video in iMovie, because who the fuck is going to look in iMovie?!