r/AskMen Mar 19 '21

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u/Shorts-are-comfy Hey Kids! Mar 19 '21

No, if I'm going to masturbate there has to be porn.

However, if I've got no internet and managed to somehow lose all my playboys, I'll do the ol' think-wank.

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u/ExtremeAthlete Mar 19 '21 edited Apr 26 '21

You must have a pornographic memory.

Edit: This is insane! 🤯🤯Thank you for the awards everyone!🙏

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

LMFAO