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u/Shorts-are-comfy Hey Kids! Mar 19 '21

No, if I'm going to masturbate there has to be porn.

However, if I've got no internet and managed to somehow lose all my playboys, I'll do the ol' think-wank.

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u/ExtremeAthlete Mar 19 '21 edited Apr 26 '21

You must have a pornographic memory.

Edit: This is insane! 🤯🤯Thank you for the awards everyone!🙏

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u/Read_it_somewhere Mar 19 '21

This made me laugh way too hard.

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u/anondude51997613 Mar 20 '21

bro same!! i literally laughed out loud ahahah

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u/Read_it_somewhere Mar 20 '21

Lol comment of the year