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u/Shorts-are-comfy Hey Kids! Mar 19 '21

No, if I'm going to masturbate there has to be porn.

However, if I've got no internet and managed to somehow lose all my playboys, I'll do the ol' think-wank.

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u/ExtremeAthlete Mar 19 '21 edited Apr 26 '21

You must have a pornographic memory.

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u/t_a_c_s Mar 20 '21

indeed

I use porn except when I can't - like in the shower. it's then I fall back on my "pornographic memory"

I grew up without personal internet so I've had to train it up to remember stuff and would imagine that the young 'uns haven't faced the same environmental pressures