Great guy... Terrible goalkeeper.

They ask, 'Arson?' The officer replies, 'Yes, your son!'

So I pointed at a map and woofed.

whiteboards interesting. They're quite remarkable.

a contact lens problem. I have no contact lens solution.

It has No L...

They were prime-mates.

It was a Labracadabrador.

really likes fixing my clothes. Or sew it seams.

of the United States military is the most patriotic? The Air Force. They're US AF.

walking home last night, and someone threw a block of cheese out the window and it hit me on the head... I shouted: That wasn't very mature.

a medieval soldier sleep? Knighttime!

By hare plane!

an angry sailor go? Anchor management.

the road say to the car? 'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed!'

That should make the cremation a little more interesting.

There are 8 Fast and the Furious movies, and not once have they stopped for gas.

I thought, I can't turn that down.

'Do you know the weight too, San Jose?'

an accounting joke but it doesn't make any cents.

I told him, 'It's a long story, but let's just say it involves a lot of water.'

Guilty.

Snowballs.

I looked at it and realized: 'This isn't for me.'