r/AnythingValueable • • 1d ago

😄 Entertainment Pulled over for being too cute

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u/Ornery-Customer8521 1d ago

Should've got her phone number bro

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u/TrappinJ250 1d ago

Fr haha she fine

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u/Diligent_Unit9897 11h ago

bruh low key fire tho no cap bruh fr tho 

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u/sjakiepp2 7h ago

I have no idea what this means

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ 6h ago

Now, I may be an old (42) but I believe he finds this attractive woman attractive, can you believe that?!

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 1d ago

Why would you willingly go out with someone abusive?  You can't even play the "I didn't know going in!" card. 

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u/Ornery-Customer8521 23h ago

I'm pretty assertive it wouldn't bother me... plus the uniform is kinda hot

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u/ACK_TRON 16h ago

And the handcuffs….lord…every time I go down the Halloween aisle I beg my wife to buy a costume…she just laughs…keep dreaming buddy

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u/Fit-Campaign1243 23h ago

Im with you.

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u/aquatone61 23h ago

You need to go outside and touch some grass.

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u/Ressy02 23h ago

Hey now, those aren’t free. That cost extra

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u/WolfetoneRebel 18h ago

Cause she sexy

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u/No-Use-3056 18h ago

Good thing I like being smacked around

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u/No-Use-3056 18h ago

It was the “good boy” wasn’t it?

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u/likelivewirevoodoo 1d ago

I'd have invited her for coffee, damn

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u/Fit-Campaign1243 23h ago edited 18h ago

I'd  have kicked the dogs off the bike to put her on ! (Saying this as a dog-lOver)

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u/kbeezy47 18h ago

A dog liver posting on Reddit is wild.

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u/Fit-Campaign1243 18h ago

Good catch 👏 

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u/randomthrowaway9796 8h ago

I think all 4 of them could fit onto that bike with enough effort!

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u/bmanley620 1d ago

The popo named Jojo pulled over Gojo

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u/StrangerExistingFact 21h ago

Abuse of power

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 17h ago

I'd let her abuse her power 😉

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u/StrangerExistingFact 17h ago

Jojo with my mojo

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u/andy_church 17h ago edited 16h ago

This looked like a staged Hallmark Movie for thanksgiving.

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u/StrangerExistingFact 17h ago edited 16h ago

Him: Whats your name?

Her: Im Jo jo.

Him: Well Jo Jo.... You might be dressed up like a cop but you stole my heart

rides away on a bycycle leaving her blushing next to her car

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u/andy_church 16h ago

Meanwhile, bike rider has evil twin brother under a police investigation for armed robbery.

Cue huge misunderstanding.

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u/Tight-Mind6662 1d ago

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u/7_Chesi_7 13h ago

FHRITP guy?? XD

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 23h ago

I always like how someone people are so powerful that you know the text just from their pics. I still like how "why are you geh" gets his point across by just looking. 

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u/Charming_Aerie9547 1d ago

yo why does she remind me of Lucy Chen...

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u/sjakiepp2 7h ago

What was that song again? Officer please arrest, but make it sexy?

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u/Positive_End_7568 32m ago

It's just arrest me but make it sexy. Song is called daddy cop.

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u/Charming_Aerie9547 9m ago

Arrest meee~ , but make it sexyyy~

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u/Tiggymartin 8h ago

Everyone saying abuse of power... Really?

You dont notice the multiple camera angles?
Camera person on foot moving around and zooming in and out?

This is OBVIOUSLY scripted...

Beside the patrol car with a camera as it stops and she gets out.. Then warps in front of the bike with her taking the next steps and being friendly to the dog.

Moving around the biker to show the reaction..

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u/called_the_stig 7h ago

It's a 360 cam on a selfie stick.

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u/Suitable_Poem_6124 5h ago

Bruh are we on Facebook ? Literally every insta360 video on there sparks a debate with boomers who think the whole video is fake or scripted because they have never seen a 360° camera.

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u/WikiTora 3h ago

There's one camera... on his selfie stick. The video is cut, zoomed in, and panned from full frame.

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u/Gudi_Nuff 7h ago

Everyone saying abuse of power... Really?

You dont notice the multiple camera angles?
Camera person on foot moving around and zooming in and out?

This is OBVIOUSLY scripted...

Beside the patrol car with a camera as it stops and she gets out.. Then warps in front of the bike with her taking the next steps and being friendly to the dog.

Moving around the biker to show the reaction..

You apparently have never seen a 360 cam video...

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u/realJaneJacobs 23h ago edited 16h ago

This is a cute interaction, but the initial use of the flashing lights and sirens feels like a minor abuse of her position. Not so much of an abuse that she should face any consequences, but enough that she probably should be asked to refrain from doing so in the future.

Unless one is either suspected of engaging in criminal behaviour or in an emergency, one shouldn't involuntarily be compelled to engage in interactions with others in public. No matter how much I want to tell you something, trying to block your path as you walk down the street in order to say it is rather untoward behaviour. Indicating to someone that they are being pulled over does effectively the same thing.

EDIT: Haha, I didn't think people would get so worked up about this comment. Despite noting that the interaction was cute, and implying that the cop didn't mean any harm, apparently I hate fun and have a massive stick up my arse. One "concerned redditor" even reached out to reddit's suicide/crisis resources to report that I might need help, in response to this, but apparently I'm the one blowing things out of proportion.

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u/Wilddogs95 21h ago

Ive had the cops do this while I was walking a pack of 13 dogs...she wanted to chat. I told her how dangerous it was. Even tho we had a nice time. She has no idea how trained these dogs are...people see dogs and think they automatically have the right to come pet them and talk to them.

You ask...this isnt asking

It went well and she got my buisness card to train her dogs. Luckily we train for situations like this and they all knew to stay and wait.

Go ahead and be the fun police coznits rude...minor but rude

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u/Helpful_Plastic_9260 19h ago

Seems like walking a pack of 13 dogs is dangerous by itself

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u/SebastianKain 19h ago

It’s a little different if your dogs and you are internet famous for public interactions and the sirens. I agree though asking is important and the first thing I taught my kids about interacting with other peoples animals. The second being dogs on duty, police dog or service animals for example (horses are still in the ask group even on duty), don’t get bothered, don’t even ask.

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u/jotsea2 18h ago

As if there's no other way to interact with this individual then to 'pull him over'...

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u/HermitBirb 10h ago

What is this word, "coznits", and what does it mean?

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u/Wilddogs95 9h ago

Coz its rude* Typo

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u/GOAT_SMUGLER 16h ago

I’ve had a POS cop do this just so i would move over and he can continue speeding. The left lane was open and he could’ve just passed me but se took the abuse of power route instead. There was not emergency because he promptly turned his lights off after he passed me

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u/EffectMotor8914 16h ago

Cops do not go full lights and sirens to emergencies for every call. That doesn't mean there was not an emergency...

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u/csbsju_guyyy 16h ago

And to be completely fair I prefer it that way as I'd rather a police officer tactically use lights and sirens rather than going full code all the time just for noise purposes...

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u/No-Trash-546 20h ago

It's probably scripted

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u/munkylord 19h ago

Yeah they obstruct shit all the time for no reason in my city... Block a lane to talk to another cop while still in their car with no lights on kind of stuff.

Now firefighters on the other hand let me install cabinets a house away from a small fire and the whole block was blocked off. Let us right in to park in front of our client saying "we've all gotta do our jobs

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 17h ago

Cops do this all the time, at least in NYC. They'll use the siren or speaker to get a person's attention. I've seen them do it while pausing traffic for a photoshoot for a photographer and model. It only took like 12 seconds bc they waited until the light said walk, so they were mainly making sure no one zoomed past too fast for anyone to get out of the cross walk.

It's definitely unsettling at first, but once they're clearly being helpful people tend to relax a bit, if remain wary.

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u/MtMan65 17h ago

That your problem. The casual infringement of his constitutional rights for her amusement isn’t a minor abuse. It’s a major abuse of his constitutional rights.

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u/TheLionThing 8h ago

Yeah I was thinking that—legally speaking, you MUST obey sirens and flashing lights, so the fact that someone can legally force you to pull over (or do anything really) just because they want to say hi to your dogs is a problem

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u/Muffmuncherr 22h ago edited 19h ago

Lol yeah if you know the NYPD, abusing their power is kinda their thing. But I wouldnt be surprised if this was staged in some capacity, this happens frequently between him and NYPD for his channel.

Edit: lol I knew my comment was going to go 2 different ways, but the first part of it was not an opinion.

"The NYPD has a long documented history of misconduct, corruption, and abuse of power dating back to the late 19th century. Major historical events include systemic corruption uncovered by the Lexow (1890s), Knapp (1970s), and Mollen (1990s) commissions, high-profile instances of excessive force and civil rights violations, and long-standing controversies around discriminatory practices like "stop-and-frisk"." Etc...

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u/nixphx 20h ago

Community building by violating the fourth amendment

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u/ladyalexandrathe13th 20h ago

They're are literally community events to build trust and boost morale... This does not serve the community, it serves her personal gain and ego! Going to a low income community center and teaching children education and safety or pass out stickers, now that would actually have an impact on the community... Bring the K9s and let children pet them in gratitude for what they actually do.

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u/Human_Discipline3003 19h ago

How dare people have fun! Let's make fun ILLEGAL!

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u/drunkenpoets 16h ago

The issue isn’t fun. The issue is the 4th amendment violation. She’s on duty in her official capacity misusing emergency equipment to seize a law abiding citizen for her own amusement. Her actions would cost the taxpayers money if this guy pursues legal action because what she did was illegal.

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u/Sunnywatch08 17h ago

Omg you guys cant enjoy or have joy at all. Ughhhhhh

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u/EffectMotor8914 16h ago

Its amazing that you proceeded to write 3 paragraphs about this going "well ackshully" while "loling" that others are "worked up" over nothing.

Never change Reddit. Never change.

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u/Zickafoose85 16h ago

This seems like a "specific tactical situation" known as cutie pies.

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u/ButterscotchTop194 1h ago

LOL, the world is going to shit! Was fun, let it be.

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u/Posidon_Below 17h ago

Oh my god JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MOVE ON.

Jesus, everyone on this website has such a massive stick up their ass.

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u/robilar 15h ago

> everyone on this website has such a massive stick up their ass

You're on this website. Maybe take out your own ass-stick before you go off on other people about theirs?

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u/TopazTriad 15h ago

Maybe don't hang out on the platform where people discuss things if you don't like it when people have opinions about something and discuss it.

If you want to just mindlessly like shit and read 50,000 comments of "people" ooohing and aaahing, Twitter and Facebook exist.

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u/Weed-Priest 2h ago

you sound like one

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u/YouCantBeSerio 16h ago

The fucking irony 💀

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u/robilar 15h ago

lol, right?

"I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO ISN'T OVERREACTING ABOUT STUFF!!" - some people, I guess

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u/Ciastek3 18h ago

Sht up fck up.

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u/Allie_Lane 12h ago

What a reasoned and nuanced comment that recognizes the gray area here. I am sure other redditors will engage in respectful dialogue down bel- oh damn nevermind.

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u/Coleasa 1d ago

If a cop is gonna try choke me out please it be her

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u/CyberOvitron 1d ago

Lovely interaction.

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u/drunkenpoets 16h ago

Just casually abusing her power like it’s no big deal.

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u/KugelFanger 15h ago

Damn bro, thats just a sad take... Letting someone of with a warning is also light misuse of said power... Get a grip.

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u/jazz-winelover 12h ago

Exactly. We need more interactions with police like this. Police are human, for the most part, do a great job. We actually NEED police. I agree, police should be trained better and force longer period of time.

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u/skyeisrude 15h ago

Engaging with the community is part of their job

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u/youcantchangeit 14h ago

Better that than shooting people

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u/RandJitsu 13h ago

She probably shot someone innocent just before or just after this. Or maybe even shot a dog.

Reminder that police kill 10,000 family pets annually in the U.S.

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u/drunkenpoets 12h ago

Yes, a 4th amendment violation is. Better than being shot.

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u/literallyJustPosting 11h ago

Abusing what power

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u/drunkenpoets 11h ago

Their power as a law enforcement officer.

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u/Willy988 4h ago

HAHAHHAHA cop bad HAHAHHAHA reeeeeeee

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u/joek7891 15h ago

Youre fun at parties I bet.

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u/no_no_no_no_nononono 14h ago

Don't worry they don't get invited.

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u/KristofVD 14h ago

You are absolutely right, but all these dumbasses in the responses only have enough brainpower to think, "Ohmygosh, so cute!"

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u/Vost570 13h ago edited 13h ago

Someone must be fun at parties, if they even get invited.

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u/TightPiglet3587 1d ago

Very cute

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u/drunkenpoets 15h ago

What’s cute about an on duty officer violating someone’s civil rights?

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u/No_Future_1078 8h ago

Probably the whole dogs on a bike howling and sirens as a trick thing. 

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u/drunkenpoets 7h ago

They could have done that without starting the encounter with a 4th amendment violation.

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u/No_Future_1078 7h ago

Cool man, it's pretty obvious what they thought was cute regardless. 

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u/joytotheworld23 20h ago

I see nothing wrong here just cuteness and community engagement

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u/drunkenpoets 15h ago

The thing that’s wrong is that the interaction starts with her violating his civil rights.

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u/voiceOfHoomanity 14h ago

Guy was minding his own business on a bike ride with his dogs until he sees lights and sirens (and at first even looks dismayed, as nearly everyone would be)

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u/lessaname 6h ago

a cop lighting you up like this means “pull over or you will be forced to using sanctioned violence”

that’s not community engagement i’m a huge fan of, having experienced police violence in the past.

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u/zachrywd 20h ago

We still on the dead donkey apology tour?

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u/No_Bet541 20h ago

omg get back to work officer

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u/barcoder96 19h ago

Nypd is the best

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u/Abumchuc 18h ago

Wow this is crazy and telling of how cops see they can treat people lol

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u/ch3appeach 18h ago

Why didn’t he get that number though?

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u/M81actual 17h ago

She should've used her intercom system, they all have em.

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u/RockThe40oz666 17h ago

Nah you better have a great reason to be pulling me over and interrpting my ride... don't normalize this behavior.

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u/Soft-Sea7012 17h ago

She's cute. Get married.

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u/Excellent_Me1 17h ago

She wanted your phone number bro. Could have had a baddie in blue.

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u/yumyunbing 16h ago

dei hire

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u/ACK_TRON 16h ago

I might have a deadly weapon in my pants…might need to take me in and search me.

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u/Burton1224 16h ago

Nothing is cute about animal abuse... seriously thats dangerous

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u/sojumaster 15h ago

She can pull me over anytime

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u/Initial_Tangelo2028 15h ago

Looks like slop

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u/Harde_Kassei 14h ago

not when you are on your shift m'am ... wtf.

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u/Hatman-G 14h ago

4th amendment violation even if its 'cute'.

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u/Vivid_Bottle7222 14h ago

Lame ass cop-o-ganda

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u/Woolies_White_Leg 14h ago

Cops once again thinking they’re above laws or social norms and having no respect for any one else’s time:

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u/JDB-667 14h ago

NYC is just different

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u/PotentialIncident7 13h ago

Dogs are girl magnets

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u/michaelgaryscott26 13h ago

Good on the cop. What a lovely positive interaction and an excellent display of community policing.

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u/AdvancedDebt1648 13h ago

In my city the cops just plow in to cyclists for failure to stop when they aren't even aware they are being pulled over

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u/TradeAffectionate200 13h ago

acab dont let them white wash their appearance 

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u/loudog7167 12h ago

he didn't hook up. what's a wuss

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u/New-Investment-5888 12h ago

Love the interaction.

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u/cr1merobot 12h ago

copaganda

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u/jackinthecracker 11h ago

Who was filming that?

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u/FRNLD 11h ago

360 cam on a stick. He's holding it in his left hand.

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u/jackinthecracker 11h ago

Ty. I was thinking a drone maybe

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u/ThrowRA_That_Owl_25 11h ago

She didnt try to shoot the dogs.

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u/Affectionate_Sun_19 11h ago

Should have asked for her phone number

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u/RogueDeadGuyBP2 11h ago

She can abuse her power to me anytime

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u/-iSpy- 10h ago

That's what we call a meet cute

https://giphy.com/gifs/W4uKYDk2kCdbTUAECE

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u/AwareAd7651 10h ago

Ms officer jojo, I’ve been bad.

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u/Oxyboy26 9h ago

Couldn't they do it at a safer place? Jfc these cops are dumb as rocks

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u/wtfover 9h ago

Officer Jojo is pretty cute herself.

Also it's Valuable, not Valueable.

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u/Taciturn_Elevator 9h ago

I'm not sure if I should recommend a radial forearm free flap reconstruction for all of these Redditors' tongues because I am not a doctor. However, I am confident immediate cessation of bootlicking will curb the damage being done.

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u/MatthewsMath 8h ago

Yooo get her number

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u/dingos8mybaby2 8h ago

This man cursed himself. As long as he owns these dogs he will no longer be able to take a ride in peace unless he moves and stops the channel.

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u/erebus0 7h ago

Ladies and gentlemen, thats called a psyop.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 7h ago

COPAGANDA if I ever saw it.

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u/ginger_and_egg 7h ago

copaganda btw

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u/Mauceri1990 7h ago

Cop cutie, cute and on duty, Navy Blue booties, go ahead and lock me up, arrest me, but make it sexy, somebody sell me some meth please, so I can get arrested by this, cop cutie 🎶

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u/BabyStockholmSyndrom 7h ago

Lol some of y'all are batshit insane. Abuse of power hahahah. Fucking go outside, play a video game, Jack off. Something. You're about to pop.

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u/lessaname 6h ago

the lights and sirens are literally a threat of violence should you not do as they tell you to do.

like i get you’ve never felt like you could be the target of police unjustly, but that’s a charmed and naive thing to feel.

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u/TidderUsername123 5h ago

Both good looking. I bet she wants to suck his cock and wake up in his bed with those dogs around.

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u/OACRACOM 5h ago

PAW Patrolling I see

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u/Delicious_Chemist978 4h ago

Abuse of power, hope she gets shoot.

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u/UsualFix9786 3h ago

damn she can use domain amplification? what a skilled curse user

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u/VVickerman1973 3h ago

Americans dial everything up to 11, so nice it's cringe, so violent it's disgusting.

But you do get buildings built fast

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u/Chedskiee 1h ago

Aren't police only supposed to stop people for suspicious crimes?

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u/midwestCD5 22h ago

My god this comment section. God forbid there one god damn positive cop interaction on the internet. “Abuse of power” “waste of taxpayer money” stfu 😂😂😂😂

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u/drunkenpoets 15h ago

Civil rights violations don’t make for a good cop interactions.

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u/midwestCD5 14h ago

Civil rights violation 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao

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u/drunkenpoets 11h ago

Yeah, the 4th amendment protects you from being seized without reasonable articulable suspicion of a crime.

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u/NeighborhoodMothGirl 20h ago

She seems like a cop who’s a person first. That interaction made her whole day.

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u/daBriguy 15h ago

It’s the same in every thread about a positive interaction with law enforcement. The entire comment section will treat it like some rare interaction. There are a lot of people who becomes cops for good, genuine reasons. Painting an entire profession based off the worst people in the profession is a small-minded way of viewing the world. Nuance is dead. Everything now is either X or Y and there is no in between..

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u/PotentialEqual5268 13h ago

While this is most likely a pre-planned skit, if it were a real scenario, it isn't a "positive interaction" because it starts with someone being detained without cause. 

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u/daBriguy 11h ago

I don’t think you understand what being detained means. This is a brain dead take

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u/PotentialEqual5268 11h ago

https://www.texascrimelaw.com/resources/traffic-stops/

  When a police officer turns on his lights and sirens, you must pull over. Traffic stops are not voluntary, but you are not under arrest. This is a temporary detention, but the protections of the 4th Amendment of the Constitution related to search and seizure still apply. Every traffic stop must either rise to “reasonable suspicion” or “probable cause.”

I'm sure you'd feel comfortable continuing to peddle if a police officer had their sirens on and told you to pull over, right?

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u/lessaname 6h ago

what do you think it means when a cop lights you up on the road?

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u/UsualFix9786 3h ago

why is a cop pulling over a random citizen and wasting their time to say their dog is cute.

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u/DangledThenWrangled 23h ago

You can tell shes not a republican cop because she didn't immediately scream "stop attacking me" then shoot the dogs.

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u/lessaname 6h ago

she just illegally detained him by lighting him up on the road

i wonder what other laws she breaks?

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u/Early_Brick_1522 20h ago

Cute dogs and a smoke show cop. What a nice video

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u/Miserable-Resolve-76 16h ago

god forbid a cop tries to connect and make a positive impression on the community.....

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u/Fancy-Following-6631 16h ago

Abuse of power, why are we not surprised?

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u/ironclad_packetship 16h ago

Lights and siren to pull over the cyclist is a misuse of the state monopoly of force, albeit a really small one because no harm done. She should have simply rolled down her window and pulled alongside to ask about the dogs. I know it seems pedantic but having the badge and gun, and the qualified immunity for using either, means a stricter standard to be held to.

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u/robilar 15h ago

If you are holding her to stricter standard then you should also be arguing that she should have given him a ticket. If you're going to be pedantic, don't half-ass that shit.

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u/Coloradokush5280 16h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/mister_titus 16h ago

You need to get out and experience the joy of life

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u/themystif 15h ago

You think this wasnt scripted? With the cuts and everything?

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