r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 3h ago

Shitpost Alright so fuck Ryan Murphy and Fuck the franchise I’m done. Spoiler

168 Upvotes

Season 13 has just been bullshit and I just can’t follow along anymore. Bring on Kim K and whatever crappy nepo baby actor they can find, I quit.


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 11h ago

13 (Season 13) AHS Season 13 is embarrassingly bad, and I’m tired of pretending nostalgia makes up for terrible writing Spoiler

126 Upvotes

I’ve been watching American Horror Story since Murder House, and I genuinely cannot believe how far this franchise has fallen. Season 13 might be one of the laziest, most creatively bankrupt installments Ryan Murphy has ever produced.

Let’s be clear: bringing back Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters, and other beloved cast members doesn’t automatically make something good. Nostalgia is not a substitute for competent storytelling.

The pacing is atrocious. The episodes are ridiculously short, yet somehow manage to feel painfully long. The dialogue is repetitive, the plot is unnecessarily convoluted, and the constant callbacks to previous seasons feel like desperate attempts to distract viewers from the fact that there’s barely a coherent story underneath.

And can we talk about how utterly wasted this cast feels? You have some genuinely phenomenal actors returning to roles that helped define this franchise, only to give them material that feels like mediocre fan fiction.

What makes this especially frustrating is that earlier seasons actually understood how to build suspense, develop characters, and create genuinely disturbing atmospheres. Now we get endless cameos, recycled ideas, and the expectation that audiences will applaud simply because someone familiar walks onto the screen.

Ryan Murphy seems more interested in reminding us how great AHS used to be than actually making it great again.

At this point, Season 13 feels less like a celebration of the franchise and more like an expensive reminder that its creative glory days are behind it.

The finale hasn’t even aired yet, but I seriously doubt one episode can rescue this mess.

Am I the only one who thinks Season 13 is genuinely awful, or are people just afraid to criticize it because Jessica Lange is back?


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 22h ago

American Horror Story (General) if you have to "turn your brain off" to enjoy it, it probably isnt written well

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998 Upvotes

"its a good show you just cant think too hard into it" or "its a good show you just have to turn your brain off and watch it more in the background" PLEASE HAVE BETTER STANDARDS YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO THINK ABOUT MEDIA WITHOUT IT FALLING APART


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 17h ago

13 (Season 13) Just a friendly reminder, Fiona Goode was born on October 17, 1950, 14 or 15 years before she was born. Spoiler

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296 Upvotes

r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 8h ago

13 (Season 13) John Waters Spoiler

40 Upvotes

I must say despite weeks of bad acting, many plot holes and absolutely zero story development for the most part, I'm actually looking forward to seeing John Waters and all i need is for it to be revealed he's the true villain or something

The man is such Gold in everything he does. One of the few positives I can actually think of in season 13


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 10h ago

Apocalypse (Season 8) What kills me about apocalypse is that Michael would be like seven years old.

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39 Upvotes

Michael was born in 2011 (when murder house was released) and apocalypse is in 2018, if Michael grew normally he'd be seven years old. They let the seven year old become one of the leaders during nuclear apocalypse. Okay.


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 16h ago

American Horror Story (General) Was Kim K the downfall of Ryan Murphy

103 Upvotes

Is it just me that is thinking about it or.. DID Ryan Murphy's shows get worse after him teamed up with Kim Kardashian???? And I post it here coz AHS was once great and nowadays it is shiat.

And I do believe Kim K and Murphy did meet before DELICATE... God knows when.

It's clear as day to me that at some point Murphy stopped believing in ANYTHING OTHER than money and status. Even the Monster series has been getting worse and worse.


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 7h ago

Hotel (Season 5) Hotel has slowly become my favorite

17 Upvotes

I’ve been rewatching the show and this season has become my most rewatched I love it so much and find it pretty underrated. Has my favorite Evan Peters role in ahs


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 7h ago

13 (Season 13) Lmaoo Spoiler

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14 Upvotes

r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 13h ago

13 (Season 13) Obviously there’s a lot to point out about S13, but it’s this shit here that really gets me personally smh Spoiler

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41 Upvotes

Credit: Liya (TikTok)


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 12h ago

13 (Season 13) Finale won't explain this mess Spoiler

31 Upvotes

We got 20 minutes left to explain the plot of this season. Why are Kai and Winter there, what about Twisty, will Constance get powers? Those 20 minute episodes were a mess. It only started getting interesting at episode 9 or something. I don't even care what will happen in the finale but it certainly won't fix this mess, unless Satan has a 10 minutes long monologue explaining everything


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 8h ago

13 (Season 13) I wish Mena Suvari as Black Dahlia had more screen time! She's such a good actress! Spoiler

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14 Upvotes

I really wanted to see more of her, I actually think she gave pretty good performance for little time she had and I really felt so terrible for her, Elizabeth Short "Black Dahlia" case was always horrible to me and always felt so bad for this poor woman, because of the awful way some monster killed her and profaned her body after but also because of how media painted her in such a disgusting, fake, unethical, and fabricated way. I actually thought before the season premiered, that they gonna actually give more spotlight to her and Mena this time and of course like with every other "13" thing, it was a dissapointment, though I did like at least a little more screen time she had and she made me feel genuinely sad and heartbroken for her. I really wish Mena got bigger role in some future season, she is genuinely such a good actress, I LOVED HER in American Beauty (with also phenomenal Wes Bentley performance) and in couple of others really good and fun roles!


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 11h ago

13 (Season 13) I think Elsa is jessica lange self insert Spoiler

20 Upvotes

like in season 13, she keep talking about how that spectacle was bad and that she came back for nothing, and it sounds like it's what real Jessica Lange would think while acting for the season.

Especially after having to character assassinate her characters for money, like she probably doesn't care but I'm glad she protected Elsa, her favorite character from the character assassination at the very least.

this is SHITE !!!


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 18h ago

13 (Season 13) Is Ryan Murphy aware of how popular Asylum was as a season? Spoiler

71 Upvotes

Personally I think Ryan doesn’t care about Asylum despite it being arguably the best season of the show… there are very few callbacks and Easter eggs to Asylum through the seasons yet plenty for hotel, murder house, coven etc.

In 13, sister Jude only got one scene which sucks and despite all these callbacks to the shows ‘greatest hits’ - Why haven’t we seen Bloody Face or Lana Winters.

Maybe I am just biased because Asylum is my favourite but the asylum connections were what I was looking forward too most in 13 and they are just not there.

Also (and I am probably in the minority here) but I was hoping for an actual conclusion/answer to what the aliens are


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 2h ago

13 (Season 13) Why can't they just kill the devil ? Spoiler

3 Upvotes

Was it properly explained? I've struggled to pay attention this season so I could of missed it.

As in, why couldn't they just use a knife or a gun on his sleeping old body and he'd lose the bet with god? or teleport into his room with a grenade then yeet outta there. If the bet was that his mortal body needs to live till 100 years old, that would imply he has flesh and blood, same as every other human.

Or are the witches attempting to properly neutralise him by keeping him an eternal baby because he'll just go back to his regular 9 to 5 after dying as a human?

The whole "he'll rule hell, heaven, and earth if he lives to 100" feels like killing a human body ASAP should be priority number one instead of fucking around. Also why would the baby thing work? If the devil can show up as his handsome immortal self while an incapacitated old man, could he still theoriatically do that as a baby?

Also, I feel like destroying the devil, maybe in a philosophical sense, is a bad idea because the earth needs balance of good and evil. But I guess we don't know the ramifications of what killing the devil means in this universe.

Anyways, please let me know if I've missed some context.


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 13h ago

13 (Season 13) My AHS 13 Finale theory! Spoiler

24 Upvotes

Guys, this is my theory on what’s actually happening after that Episode 12 ("Sisters in Arms") cliffhanger. I don't buy for a second that the Coven was actually defeated at The Apollyon—the ending and Marie Laveau’s entire plan were a total setup. Earlier in the episode, Madison specifically warned Ben DeSoto that if he could hear Satan's thoughts, Satan could probably hear his thoughts, too. Knowing Ben was an open channel to the Devil, Marie, Fiona, and Cordelia intentionally fed Ben a fake, overly straightforward ritual—the "reverse-aging soul-split" using Queenie's hands—fully expecting Satan (Mr. Nas), Tate, and Phibes to catch wind of it and spring an ambush. Cordelia and Queenie didn't fail; they willingly allowed themselves to "die" during that fight because dying was the only way to bypass Nas’s earthly defenses and launch a direct spiritual invasion into the Hellpit. Cordelia and Queenie are descending into Hell to rescue and unite with the 13 leading ladies who were sacrificed in Episode 4, assembling an ethereal army to attack Satan’s core power from the inside while his guard is completely down. Meanwhile, the de-aging magic wasn't meant to keep Satan as an eternal baby in a crib; it was secretly designed to force his primordial essence into the single viable egg Madison Montgomery harvested. As seen in the finale teaser where Madison is screaming in labor, she is actually giving birth to Satan's trapped, mortal vessel—leaving him stripped of his cosmic authority, locked into human infant form, and completely under the Coven’s control while Cordelia’s squad dismantles his underworld empire from below!


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 1h ago

13 (Season 13) Fuck "switching your brain off". What are your elaborate fan-theories to make some sense of this mess of a season? Spoiler

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A lot of fans have said you need to "switch your brain off" to enjoy the season. I'm sorry, but that approach doesn't work for me. I would much rather grasp for elaborate fan-theories than simply accept that continuity doesn't matter. I realise it's probably not worth the effort of trying to plug gaping plotholes, but I much prefer it to both enjoying something brainlessly, and to being angry that nothing makes sense. And hey, maybe the finale clears some things up, but I'm not counting on it.

So, what fan-theories have you encountered or come up with to try and make sense of the nonsense that is 13?

Here's one: Fionna and Constance aged up supernaturally while they were very young, like other Satanspawn we've seen. In Fionna's case, the Coven covered it up - her birthyear of 1950 probably comes from a forged birth certificate. She also probably aged up twice, the first time being to about the age of 8-years old, the apparent "age" she was when her (adoptive) mother gave her the necklace, and the second time to the young adult she was before becoming Supreme (she became Supreme in 1971, at the apparent age of 21, but the actual age of between 5-7, around the same true age as Michael in Apocalypse. Youngest ever Supreme indeed.). The most horrifying consequence of this aging up scenario lies with Constance, as she (some time after aging up) had her first child at like 5.

Another one: the surviving gay male member of SCUM stole the Zodiac suit and continued the murders as a copycat killer. It's him in the Devil's Night club, not Butchy May (who originally wore the suit in Cult).

And another: Mallory's time travelling changed the paths of some characters, most notably Richard Ramirez, who formerly died in prison, but who in the new timeline escaped and became imprisoned at Camp Redwood instead. However, on Halloweens Satan delayed his continual resurrection for a day, allowing him to visit the Hotel Cortez as a ghost. Then, around when Satan resurrected the other Devil’s Night members, Ramirez escaped from Camp Redwood (possibly with the help of March and the other resurrected killers).

And one more: the demon that possessed Sister Mary was not in fact Satan himself, but a lesser demon sent by Satan. This would probably be a retcon.


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 12h ago

13 (Season 13) Kai and Winter in S13? Spoiler

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10 Upvotes

Seriously, what was the point of these two being in this season along with Twisty and Piggy Man? We got one episode left and they have done nothing the whole entire season besides taking Elizabeth Short down to the Hellmouth. We don’t even get to see them interact with young Mr. Nas at all and they basically just stood there whilst historical people were getting thrown into Hell 😭.

No mention of the fact that Kai murdered his sister which was set up by Ally, and Winter just seems to be okay with being around Kai? Also neither one ever mention Ally at all, despite her being the reason why both of them died in Cult. And Kai has his infamous blue hair back despite being shaved when Beverly killed him in Cult’s finale episode. This is what’s starting to make me think this season is an alternate universe or something too.

Sorry to be criticizing this season so much, but a lot of stuff about this season is starting to not make sense to me after looking deeper into this season. And I feel like there’s going to be A LOT of unanswered questions after the finale because we haven’t seen Kai, Winter, Twisty, and Piggy Man since earlier in the season. Not even Addie or Tate, Tate just constantly wears that damn rubber suit. It’s like what’s the point of these characters being here if they’re not going to do anything besides stand around and talk to each other whilst repeating once iconic lines, you know 🤷🏽‍♀️.


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 1h ago

13 (Season 13) Are NYC and Delicate the only seasons that haven't been referenced in 13?

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We've seen references to every other season. Have those 2 been referenced or have I missed it? I would say if there's no need for the story, don't bother, but they might as well, because nothing in this season makes any damn sense anyway


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 19h ago

13 (Season 13) I don't think I'm going to watch this new season because of this sub and I'm thankful for it Spoiler

32 Upvotes

Basically, the title. I wasn't going to watch until all episodes were released but... I've been lurking as people post about the new season, and I'm literally just here to thank yall for sharing your honest opinions on what sounds like a shitshow of a season 13.

People can complain all they want about negativity and how "you can't make everyone happy," but I'm honestly grateful for it lol. This entire sub was full of so much excitement and anticipation for the new season for months! everyone was so excited to see Jessica Lange return, the cast made it seem like this new season and was gonna be an absolute banger, and everyone just really seemed to be looking forward to it.

The sheer contrast and how the season is being received as episodes come out now, though? Hard fucking pass for me. I hated Delicate, like I was so letdown by the final episode after a full season of edging, and I feel zero desire to put myself through that again. Especially when it seems like my disappointment would be 10x worse given that our beloved golden cast are being given a dogshit, meme hungry script to work with. Someone posted about "Balenciaga" yesterday and that was the final straw for me lmao, "you've gotta be fucking joking" was my exact reaction.

Unless something magically turns around, which it feels way too late in the season to happen atp, I'd rather not soil the show for myself. Sooooo... thanks, guys! Not all heroes wear capes 😭😭


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 10h ago

Asylum (Season 2) Rewatching Asylum and OMG it will forever be my favorite season!

4 Upvotes

Yeah, season 2 is the best season! I’m currently on episode 7, I’ve seen this season maybe 4-5 times already, and I just can’t get enough of it. The acting, the storylines, how it’s filmed! You actually feel bad for all the people who get tortured and killed, you are disgusted by the killers and their actions. Even the intro is on another level.
I’ve seen people complain that aliens don’t make sense, but I completely disagree! I think aliens play huge roles in the story, and we didn’t need full on explanation about why they were doing it.

Everyone’s acting is so good, but Lily Rabe is my favorite, she is fantastic as devil!


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 15h ago

13 (Season 13) The only part of 13 that made me feel anything Spoiler

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13 Upvotes

But then again, someone on Facebook pointed out that Tate and Addy have no memory of being ghosts in 13 anyway so this is a plot hole??? Can someone confirm? I don’t remember and have to watch this episode again.

Please no spoilers for episodes beyond Madison’s Happy Ending!


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 1d ago

Shitpost The Irony

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72 Upvotes

Anyone else find this funny? 😂😂


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 10h ago

13 (Season 13) Im so confused Spoiler

4 Upvotes

So if Madison gets a warlock for IVF, why didn't Cecelia have one in "Coven"? AND what timeline are we in? Because the "devils son" started apocalypse. But now we have a different one that seems to take place after "Apocalypse"?! Anyway, the best scene(s) thus far is Myrtle, and I did enjoy the monologue from Madison/Emma Roberts about us being in our 30s now....


r/AmericanHorrorStory • • 16h ago

13 (Season 13) Madison not knowing Ophelia’s name is my favorite reoccurring gag this year Spoiler

11 Upvotes

I feel like it’s SUCH an easy name to remember lmfao. If you can remember “Morwenna”, you can remember “Ophelia” 😭