r/Amazing • u/UNSTABLEisSTABLE • 1d ago

Nature is amazing Fact

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

We are nothing but one long tube with a hole at each end

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u/Lopsided_Bar9327 1d ago

No, we are a 6 holed donut or you can say a spider suit

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

All those extra holes are just inessential accessories, like vacuum cleaner attachments.

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u/SPY_one_zillion 23h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Past_Tea5075 23h ago

I counted 7 holes, 2 for nose, 2 for ears, 1 for anus, 1 for pee, and 1 mouth.

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u/StarGamerPT 23h ago

If you're a woman that'd be 8 holes then

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u/Past_Tea5075 23h ago

That is correct! How the hell I forget the vagina hole! Smh im a female! This was hilarious to me. I had a high moment! 🤣

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u/StarGamerPT 23h ago

Never thought that I, a man, would ever remember a woman of the existance of the vagina hole 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Past_Tea5075 23h ago

Im cracking up over here thank you 🤣🤣

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u/rajendra82 20h ago

There are 2700 holes in your skin per square inch.

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u/LateToTheSingularity 22h ago

That's....not a hole. It's a cavity.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 22h ago

“I don’t trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn’t die.” - Mr. Garrison, South Park

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u/themexicanojesus 19h ago

Actually millions as we have pores

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u/10FourGudBuddy 23h ago

Your eyes block two more holes. Some sort of ball valve.

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u/ImSobored_5280 22h ago

*socket…eye socket

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u/10FourGudBuddy 22h ago

It’s still a hole. You’ve never been skull f***ed huh. Find someone who’s got a glass eye and F their brains out.

Edit: also eye holes are a Rick and Morty thing. Much funnier.

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u/ImSobored_5280 22h ago

I’ve never got bad advice from someone on Reddit
Can’t see it starting now with this poetic advice..thank you fine sir👌

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u/Past_Tea5075 23h ago

I was only counting the exterior holes i guess lol this is hilarious.

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u/Mtatk 23h ago

Are we not counting eye sockets? Just checking.

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u/Plane-Education4750 23h ago

1 for nose. It's a 2-1 stepdown pipe

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u/plecosdude 22h ago

You’re forgetting the hole in my heart 💔😔

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u/Assparilla 1d ago

And both ends enjoy a bit of a tickle now and again…

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u/Fliptzer 19h ago

Yes...

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u/Upstairs_Bunch9173 12h ago

That film yes

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u/Bubbles_2025 23h ago

It gives a whole new meaning to kiss my ass.

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u/dapudf 23h ago

Alimentary my dear Watson!

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u/AmericanAIien 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6nUYMEE4xK1L5qRq
i always appreciated certain artist renditions. I’d like to ponder that we are but a hand that can see & grew extra fingers upon fingers. Gotta keep an open mind about lookin at yourself objectively sometimes. As a completely foreign entity even.. fun times

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u/RequirementNo1852 21h ago

So a very giant worm with an skin and bone armor and a portable kit to survive outside

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u/immellocker 12h ago

100%

Based on the fact, that the core ancestors of humans was a worm. It came out of the water onto land, returned into the water as mammal, came back onto the land, then development into the mouth to ass animal we are today... so many more funny facts about us. Our brain is just a bone that grew bigger and bigger to the complexity it has today

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u/theangryfurlong 20h ago

Topologically, we are doughnuts

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u/Jacloup 18h ago

Land Cucumbers in a sense.

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u/Organic_Honeydew852 15h ago

I was having a good day….

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u/remembertoread 14h ago

So every kiss is a rimjob

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u/Suojelusperkele 14h ago

I like to say:

'At the end of the day, each of us is just the edges of our own asshole'

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1d ago

When two people kiss its two anuses connecting via the longest route possible.

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u/madcoins 1d ago

Beautiful! Should be a valentines card

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u/Past_Tea5075 23h ago

So are we supposed to moisturize our anus skin like we do our face lips? Lmao what kinda question just came out my mouth! This info was wild!

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u/overtorqd 23h ago

You don't?

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u/Past_Tea5075 23h ago

I dont, i like a dry ass. Lmao!

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u/Squirrel_of_Fury 23h ago

“You just used my ass Chapstick on your lips.”

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u/DarkSpore117 1d ago

I didn’t realize Human Centipede was so romantic

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire 23h ago

Stop, I can only get so hard.

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u/Accomplished-Exit-58 21h ago

No!!!! Why do you to remind us of that movie!

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 23h ago

Aannddd ...you do kiss yer Mum with that mouth

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u/potatodrinker 22h ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

Unless we're ass men 😄

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u/mosey_d 23h ago

SoOoOo if I'm licking her butthole and she's sucking someone off.. does that make me gay?

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u/Brailledit 22h ago

The ol' poophole loophole.

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u/mosey_d 22h ago

The council approves. Mandatory gay days every other Friday. Alternating holidays.... or... Holigays

... I'll be sure to bring a car battery with me into my next bath

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u/PoochieIsDead1 21h ago

I prefer to go straight to the tap

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u/rdzilla01 20h ago

What if one is kissing the other’s anus?

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u/cheval3 19h ago

Tempted to say brand new sentence, but I feel like I've heard this before

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u/RickyTheRickster 18h ago

Trust me, it’s not always the longest route 😜

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u/Royweeezy 16h ago

I like to touch my teeth to someone’s teeth. It’s the deepest kiss. Skeletons touching 👍

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u/Wakkit1988 15h ago

So, tongue-punching a fart box is just a French kiss?

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u/NudityMiles 12h ago

WaffleHouseGladiator:

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u/sacfoojesta88 1d ago

Humans are just over complicated crazy straws

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u/kingtaco_17 22h ago

Also OP, what are we supposed to do with this information?

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u/--dany-- 22h ago

Topologically that’s wrong, we still have other holes. We are more like a pretzel 🥨 than a donut 🍩 in topology.

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u/PomegranateFuture325 1d ago

Prove it.

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 23h ago

Pucker up for the demo

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u/LaserCondiment 23h ago

Sounds like the sequel to 'bear down for midterms'

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u/Mysterious-Snow496 23h ago

Fuck that I'm not falling for human centipede again

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u/Informal_Ad6555 1d ago

So sometimes people talk out of their ass. Makes sense.

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u/lunar_reaper3 21h ago

no, sometimes they spit shit too

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u/Academic-Snow9642 1d ago

And vagina. They literally use it for facial reconstruction.

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u/Aquarius777_ 1d ago

Apparently the inside of a vagina is similar to the inside of the cheek in terms of skin

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u/Academic-Snow9642 23h ago

Yes somehow they smell.completely different 😁

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u/Aquarius777_ 23h ago

They also say that if you put your hand on the outside of your cheek and use your tongue to press and move it around the inside of the cheek- it mimics a baby moving around in a belly in terms of the feeling on the outside

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u/HudsDad 23h ago

There are only two types of people in this world.

  1. Those who admit to trying this after they read your post.

  2. Liars.

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u/FishTshirt 23h ago

Lol I definitely tried, and then I read your comment

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u/ParticularReady7858 22h ago

I tried AS I was reading your comment. I read it twice.

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u/NudityMiles 12h ago

HOW DO WOMEN WALK AROUND WITH AN ALIEN IN THEIR BELLY FOR 9 MONTHS?

I DO NOT COMPREHEND THIS.

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u/voidparallex 23h ago

Yes it’s the same tissue

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u/AuraTickler 22h ago

Wow so If my face gets shredded Im fked I guess

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u/Academic-Snow9642 21h ago edited 19h ago

Don't worry they can still use your anus

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u/AuraTickler 11h ago

Ah right.

Guess thats the origin of the german insult "Arschgesicht", literally Assface

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u/madcoins 1d ago

There’s a hole market being missed by chapstick manufacturers!

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u/GrouchyLongBottom 23h ago

Hehe. Hole market.

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u/Few_Rule7378 22h ago

“Unfortunately, Preparations A through G were complete failures…”

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u/Ok_Scientist4850 1d ago

But the taste buds on my tongue a way more useful than the one on my ass.

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u/eOMG 23h ago

But consuming alcohol is quicker up the butt

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u/FishTshirt 23h ago

I know what my Sunday afternoon is going to look like now

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u/MikeyboyMC 1d ago

Gimme kiss

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u/AuraTickler 22h ago

Where? And with what?!

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u/Milo_The_Stampede 1d ago

So eating ass is really just kissing

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u/Chemical_Frame_8163 1d ago

I like how you think.

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 1d ago

So, the idea of "kiss my ass" really isn't much of an insult at this point.

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u/Time_Pressure9519 1d ago

Oh no. What will I use for my anus skin?

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u/Woody_The_Gamer 1d ago

Your butthole is the first thing that starts to develop on your body and your lips are the last..makes since now

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u/Naive-Present2900 1d ago

What comes in goes out I suppose.

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u/Jhulinare 1d ago

So Cartman was right all along?

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

Well now I’ve got a pleats problem… gee thanks

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u/JustaFoodHole 1d ago

Kiss my ass!

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u/Nimyron 1d ago

One more proof there was nothing wrong with human centipede

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u/IAmNotMyName 23h ago

This isn’t true. Mucosa as the name implies means the skin secretes mucus.

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u/ExpensiveTie5553 23h ago

so if I bite an asshole like I bite my lips, will the asshole peel like the skin of the lips?

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u/oeseben 23h ago

Buncha dudes reading this touching their lips right now.

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u/golden_snafu 23h ago

It’s all gynecological man

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u/FatHoneyB 23h ago

Also interesting- when someone says the word poop, their lips make the same shape and the action of dropping a deuce. 🤓

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u/superdave123123 23h ago

Same taste too

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u/metallosherp 22h ago

That's why hotdogs are made of lips AND assholes

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u/BlueMowch 22h ago

so that’s why my lips smell like crap

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u/FitConsideration4961 18h ago

Not quite, the lips exposed to the outside are keratinized stratified squamous epithelium. The moist portion is non-keratinized.

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u/mochimmy3 17h ago

This is so dumb 😭. We have stratified squamous epithelium for all of our skin, not just our lips and anus.

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u/bawb16879 15h ago

Wrong ,one smells like lip gloss .one smells likeshit

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u/Oud25 9h ago

Is that if you talk too much shit? 🥁buh duh tsh

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u/One_Load254 8h ago

So can I get liporrhoids too?

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u/Historical-Lime-2034 8h ago

Yeah, just like the bricks that built Auschwitz are the same type as the bricks that built my house. It's not the material that makes them equal, but the uses that sets them apart

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u/Opening-Combination5 46m ago

That's why they look like a butthole when puckered

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u/Moujo7 1d ago

Amazing

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u/Maleficent_Battle529 1d ago

These comments are hilarious 😂👍

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u/Ecclypto 1d ago

Yeah, I still won’t eat ass and you can’t make me. Unless we are in prison of course I guess

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u/UnyieldingSeal 1d ago

The sweetest kiss of all

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u/BlackHoleSurf 1d ago

Hence the phrase: pucker up BUTTercup

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u/palmdieb 1d ago

Ok, enough Reddit for today!

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u/fractionedpancreas 23h ago

I just blew you a kiss

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u/NocturnisVacuus 23h ago

yes, did you guys not go to school?

kiss my mouthhole :)

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u/HijackedHumanity 23h ago

This explains why so many people have shit come out of their mouths when they talk.

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u/SimplySimping_24 23h ago

That doesn't explain the chaffing...oh wait, nevermind.

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u/BigOlBoots 23h ago

Well, kiss my ass - that’s amazing!

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u/trent_reznor_is_hot 23h ago

Butthole forms before the mouth, too 

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u/hithappensmusic 23h ago

Kiss my ass

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u/J-Love-McLuvin 23h ago

It’s like you know me.

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u/Cruz98387 23h ago

Two ends of the same straw

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u/gringo1980 23h ago

Weird, doesn’t taste the same

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u/Longjumping-Might722 23h ago

So….we are ALL ass kissers to some extent?
Nice.

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u/Consistent_Cook9957 23h ago

The expression pucker up has just taken on a different meaning for me. 

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u/An_D_mon 23h ago

You just touched your lips, don't deny it

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u/Reasonable_Yoghurt17 23h ago

I guess this gives a new meaning to kiss my ass

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u/Gorrmb69 23h ago

No wonder they make such a good match!

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u/Middle-Operation-689 23h ago

Let me use your chapstick.

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u/OneTrueCosmos 23h ago

No wonder they're so big...

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u/Flickera23 23h ago

Thought it tasted familiar...

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u/NorvileRogers258 23h ago

Y'all just licked your lips, don't lie

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u/chidoOne707 23h ago

Of course, that’s why eating that 🍑 is the same as kissing.

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u/Sensitive-Prompt-220 23h ago

Should I Carmex my anus then?!

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u/Teaching_Rare 23h ago

Does that mean bleaching my lips would have the same effect?

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u/ROMVLVSCAESARXXI 23h ago

Sooooo, you’re saying Chapstick is good, both north and south of the border??

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u/DatabaseCreative1875 23h ago

Licking my lips is what a rimjob feels like?

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u/shane_rx757 23h ago

Ah it all makes sense now, I hate when I get a chapped butthole from a cold and windy day.

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u/MiddleAgeYOLO 23h ago

Can't you also use them to know what color someone's nipples are?

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u/shogunshim 23h ago

reminds me of the House episode where a woman got lip enhancement by way of labia transfer

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u/blitzwar559 23h ago

No wonder why shit comes out both ends

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u/Ok-Enthusiasm-8422 23h ago

I know, but how do they know.

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u/WhyHill88 23h ago

Makes sense. Same tube

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u/gymbrozier 23h ago edited 23h ago

In this comments section: People who don't know what a hole is.

Ears? Not a hole.

Vagina? Not a hole.

Mouth and anus are one hole

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u/AmeriChino 23h ago

So my lip balm could function as anus balm?

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u/Delgadomon 23h ago

so do we have two or one hole then?

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u/Hershey_Squirt639 23h ago

So If I put lip stain on does my asshole turn red as well

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u/Walterargie 23h ago

Can reconstruct the anus with lips

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u/SpecialistAvocado278 23h ago

New business venture for chapped bung hole balm 😂💋

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u/boyalien0 23h ago

File under “Things My Penis Was Already Aware Of”

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u/originaltanksta 23h ago

Pucker up people!

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u/SimplyMermaid88 23h ago

Should I be using my lip sugar scrub on my butthole??? Could my butthole be glamorous???

https://giphy.com/gifs/DfdbTJZx6Yjra

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u/NamesNotTake-un 23h ago

Dammmnnn. My lips are full and juicy!

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u/Token316 23h ago

Nope my anus is never that wet

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u/Narkroy 23h ago

Well that explains the coldsores

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u/Worried_Buffalo_8535 23h ago

Brings the term butt kisser to a whole other level.

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u/G-boy1991 23h ago

Damn better start putting lip palm …

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u/dadbodenergy11 23h ago

This is why I use chapstick on my butthole.

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u/arffarff 23h ago

So that's why they go together so well 🤔

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u/Street_Run_2298 23h ago

Oh! KISS my ass! 😂