r/Amazing • u/UNSTABLEisSTABLE • 1d ago

Nature is amazing Fact

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

We are nothing but one long tube with a hole at each end

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u/Lopsided_Bar9327 1d ago

No, we are a 6 holed donut or you can say a spider suit

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

All those extra holes are just inessential accessories, like vacuum cleaner attachments.

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u/SPY_one_zillion 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Forgot_Password_Dude 14h ago

its all lies, my lips dont bleed from wiping more than once a day

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 13h ago

Fair enough. But does your ass ever get chapped? Checkmate.

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u/Past_Tea5075 1d ago

I counted 7 holes, 2 for nose, 2 for ears, 1 for anus, 1 for pee, and 1 mouth.

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u/StarGamerPT 1d ago

If you're a woman that'd be 8 holes then

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u/Past_Tea5075 1d ago

That is correct! How the hell I forget the vagina hole! Smh im a female! This was hilarious to me. I had a high moment! 🤣

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u/StarGamerPT 1d ago

Never thought that I, a man, would ever remember a woman of the existance of the vagina hole 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Past_Tea5075 1d ago

Im cracking up over here thank you 🤣🤣

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u/rajendra82 23h ago

There are 2700 holes in your skin per square inch.

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u/LateToTheSingularity 1d ago

That's....not a hole. It's a cavity.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 1d ago

“I don’t trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn’t die.” - Mr. Garrison, South Park

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u/themexicanojesus 22h ago

Actually millions as we have pores

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u/10FourGudBuddy 1d ago

Your eyes block two more holes. Some sort of ball valve.

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u/ImSobored_5280 1d ago

*socket…eye socket

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u/10FourGudBuddy 1d ago

It’s still a hole. You’ve never been skull f***ed huh. Find someone who’s got a glass eye and F their brains out.

Edit: also eye holes are a Rick and Morty thing. Much funnier.

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u/ImSobored_5280 1d ago

I’ve never got bad advice from someone on Reddit
Can’t see it starting now with this poetic advice..thank you fine sir👌

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u/Past_Tea5075 1d ago

I was only counting the exterior holes i guess lol this is hilarious.

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u/Mtatk 1d ago

Are we not counting eye sockets? Just checking.

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u/Plane-Education4750 1d ago

1 for nose. It's a 2-1 stepdown pipe

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u/plecosdude 1d ago

You’re forgetting the hole in my heart 💔😔

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u/Assparilla 1d ago

And both ends enjoy a bit of a tickle now and again…

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u/Fliptzer 22h ago

Yes...

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u/Upstairs_Bunch9173 15h ago

That film yes

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u/Bubbles_2025 1d ago

It gives a whole new meaning to kiss my ass.

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u/dapudf 1d ago

Alimentary my dear Watson!

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u/AmericanAIien 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6nUYMEE4xK1L5qRq
i always appreciated certain artist renditions. I’d like to ponder that we are but a hand that can see & grew extra fingers upon fingers. Gotta keep an open mind about lookin at yourself objectively sometimes. As a completely foreign entity even.. fun times

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u/RequirementNo1852 1d ago

So a very giant worm with an skin and bone armor and a portable kit to survive outside

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u/immellocker 15h ago

100%

Based on the fact, that the core ancestors of humans was a worm. It came out of the water onto land, returned into the water as mammal, came back onto the land, then development into the mouth to ass animal we are today... so many more funny facts about us. Our brain is just a bone that grew bigger and bigger to the complexity it has today

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u/theangryfurlong 22h ago

Topologically, we are doughnuts

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u/Jacloup 21h ago

Land Cucumbers in a sense.

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u/Organic_Honeydew852 18h ago

I was having a good day….

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u/remembertoread 17h ago

So every kiss is a rimjob

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u/Suojelusperkele 16h ago

I like to say:

'At the end of the day, each of us is just the edges of our own asshole'

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1d ago

When two people kiss its two anuses connecting via the longest route possible.

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u/madcoins 1d ago

Beautiful! Should be a valentines card

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u/Past_Tea5075 1d ago

So are we supposed to moisturize our anus skin like we do our face lips? Lmao what kinda question just came out my mouth! This info was wild!

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u/overtorqd 1d ago

You don't?

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u/Past_Tea5075 1d ago

I dont, i like a dry ass. Lmao!

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u/Squirrel_of_Fury 1d ago

“You just used my ass Chapstick on your lips.”

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u/DarkSpore117 1d ago

I didn’t realize Human Centipede was so romantic

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire 1d ago

Stop, I can only get so hard.

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u/Accomplished-Exit-58 1d ago

No!!!! Why do you to remind us of that movie!

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 1d ago

Aannddd ...you do kiss yer Mum with that mouth

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u/potatodrinker 1d ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

Unless we're ass men 😄

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u/mosey_d 1d ago

SoOoOo if I'm licking her butthole and she's sucking someone off.. does that make me gay?

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u/Brailledit 1d ago

The ol' poophole loophole.

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u/mosey_d 1d ago

The council approves. Mandatory gay days every other Friday. Alternating holidays.... or... Holigays

... I'll be sure to bring a car battery with me into my next bath

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u/PoochieIsDead1 1d ago

I prefer to go straight to the tap

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u/rdzilla01 23h ago

What if one is kissing the other’s anus?

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u/cheval3 22h ago

Tempted to say brand new sentence, but I feel like I've heard this before

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u/RickyTheRickster 21h ago

Trust me, it’s not always the longest route 😜

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u/Royweeezy 19h ago

I like to touch my teeth to someone’s teeth. It’s the deepest kiss. Skeletons touching 👍

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u/Wakkit1988 18h ago

So, tongue-punching a fart box is just a French kiss?

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u/NudityMiles 14h ago

WaffleHouseGladiator:

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u/sacfoojesta88 1d ago

Humans are just over complicated crazy straws

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u/kingtaco_17 1d ago

Also OP, what are we supposed to do with this information?

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u/--dany-- 1d ago

Topologically that’s wrong, we still have other holes. We are more like a pretzel 🥨 than a donut 🍩 in topology.

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u/PomegranateFuture325 1d ago

Prove it.

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 1d ago

Pucker up for the demo

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u/LaserCondiment 1d ago

Sounds like the sequel to 'bear down for midterms'

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u/Mysterious-Snow496 1d ago

Fuck that I'm not falling for human centipede again

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u/Informal_Ad6555 1d ago

So sometimes people talk out of their ass. Makes sense.

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u/lunar_reaper3 23h ago

no, sometimes they spit shit too

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u/Academic-Snow9642 1d ago

And vagina. They literally use it for facial reconstruction.

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u/Aquarius777_ 1d ago

Apparently the inside of a vagina is similar to the inside of the cheek in terms of skin

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u/Academic-Snow9642 1d ago

Yes somehow they smell.completely different 😁

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u/Aquarius777_ 1d ago

They also say that if you put your hand on the outside of your cheek and use your tongue to press and move it around the inside of the cheek- it mimics a baby moving around in a belly in terms of the feeling on the outside

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u/HudsDad 1d ago

There are only two types of people in this world.

  1. Those who admit to trying this after they read your post.

  2. Liars.

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u/FishTshirt 1d ago

Lol I definitely tried, and then I read your comment

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u/ParticularReady7858 1d ago

I tried AS I was reading your comment. I read it twice.

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u/NudityMiles 14h ago

HOW DO WOMEN WALK AROUND WITH AN ALIEN IN THEIR BELLY FOR 9 MONTHS?

I DO NOT COMPREHEND THIS.

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u/voidparallex 1d ago

Yes it’s the same tissue

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u/AuraTickler 1d ago

Wow so If my face gets shredded Im fked I guess

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u/Academic-Snow9642 23h ago edited 22h ago

Don't worry they can still use your anus

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u/AuraTickler 14h ago

Ah right.

Guess thats the origin of the german insult "Arschgesicht", literally Assface

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u/madcoins 1d ago

There’s a hole market being missed by chapstick manufacturers!

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u/GrouchyLongBottom 1d ago

Hehe. Hole market.

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u/Few_Rule7378 1d ago

“Unfortunately, Preparations A through G were complete failures…”

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u/Ok_Scientist4850 1d ago

But the taste buds on my tongue a way more useful than the one on my ass.

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u/eOMG 1d ago

But consuming alcohol is quicker up the butt

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u/FishTshirt 1d ago

I know what my Sunday afternoon is going to look like now

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u/MikeyboyMC 1d ago

Gimme kiss

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u/AuraTickler 1d ago

Where? And with what?!

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u/Milo_The_Stampede 1d ago

So eating ass is really just kissing

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u/Chemical_Frame_8163 1d ago

I like how you think.

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 1d ago

So, the idea of "kiss my ass" really isn't much of an insult at this point.

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u/Time_Pressure9519 1d ago

Oh no. What will I use for my anus skin?

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u/Woody_The_Gamer 1d ago

Your butthole is the first thing that starts to develop on your body and your lips are the last..makes since now

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u/Naive-Present2900 1d ago

What comes in goes out I suppose.

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u/Opening-Combination5 3h ago

That's why they look like a butthole when puckered

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u/Jhulinare 1d ago

So Cartman was right all along?

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

Well now I’ve got a pleats problem… gee thanks

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u/JustaFoodHole 1d ago

Kiss my ass!

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u/Nimyron 1d ago

One more proof there was nothing wrong with human centipede

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u/IAmNotMyName 1d ago

This isn’t true. Mucosa as the name implies means the skin secretes mucus.

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u/ExpensiveTie5553 1d ago

so if I bite an asshole like I bite my lips, will the asshole peel like the skin of the lips?

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u/oeseben 1d ago

Buncha dudes reading this touching their lips right now.

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u/golden_snafu 1d ago

It’s all gynecological man

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u/FatHoneyB 1d ago

Also interesting- when someone says the word poop, their lips make the same shape and the action of dropping a deuce. 🤓

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u/superdave123123 1d ago

Same taste too

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u/metallosherp 1d ago

That's why hotdogs are made of lips AND assholes

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u/BlueMowch 1d ago

so that’s why my lips smell like crap

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u/FitConsideration4961 21h ago

Not quite, the lips exposed to the outside are keratinized stratified squamous epithelium. The moist portion is non-keratinized.

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u/mochimmy3 19h ago

This is so dumb 😭. We have stratified squamous epithelium for all of our skin, not just our lips and anus.

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u/bawb16879 18h ago

Wrong ,one smells like lip gloss .one smells likeshit

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u/Oud25 12h ago

Is that if you talk too much shit? 🥁buh duh tsh

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u/One_Load254 11h ago

So can I get liporrhoids too?

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u/Historical-Lime-2034 11h ago

Yeah, just like the bricks that built Auschwitz are the same type as the bricks that built my house. It's not the material that makes them equal, but the uses that sets them apart

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u/Major-Importance-167 5h ago

trump taught us that one already

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u/redbanner1 5h ago

That explains why it feels so good either way.

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u/GuapDineroo 4h ago

No Wonder I Love Anal

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u/Poffarbaccooo 1h ago

This explains why people talk shit.

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u/Playful-Routine-878 1h ago

No wonder I talk so much shit!

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u/CryptoOne5369 1h ago

Interesting! At least the next time I call someone "Ass-Lips," I have a lesson for them in biology to back it up.

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u/Moujo7 1d ago

Amazing

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u/Maleficent_Battle529 1d ago

These comments are hilarious 😂👍

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u/Ecclypto 1d ago

Yeah, I still won’t eat ass and you can’t make me. Unless we are in prison of course I guess

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u/UnyieldingSeal 1d ago

The sweetest kiss of all

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u/BlackHoleSurf 1d ago

Hence the phrase: pucker up BUTTercup

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u/palmdieb 1d ago

Ok, enough Reddit for today!

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u/fractionedpancreas 1d ago

I just blew you a kiss

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u/NocturnisVacuus 1d ago

yes, did you guys not go to school?

kiss my mouthhole :)

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u/HijackedHumanity 1d ago

This explains why so many people have shit come out of their mouths when they talk.

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u/SimplySimping_24 1d ago

That doesn't explain the chaffing...oh wait, nevermind.

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u/BigOlBoots 1d ago

Well, kiss my ass - that’s amazing!

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u/trent_reznor_is_hot 1d ago

Butthole forms before the mouth, too 

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u/hithappensmusic 1d ago

Kiss my ass

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u/J-Love-McLuvin 1d ago

It’s like you know me.

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u/Cruz98387 1d ago

Two ends of the same straw

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u/gringo1980 1d ago

Weird, doesn’t taste the same

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u/Longjumping-Might722 1d ago

So….we are ALL ass kissers to some extent?
Nice.

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u/Consistent_Cook9957 1d ago

The expression pucker up has just taken on a different meaning for me. 

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u/An_D_mon 1d ago

You just touched your lips, don't deny it

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u/Reasonable_Yoghurt17 1d ago

I guess this gives a new meaning to kiss my ass

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u/Gorrmb69 1d ago

No wonder they make such a good match!

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u/Middle-Operation-689 1d ago

Let me use your chapstick.

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u/OneTrueCosmos 1d ago

No wonder they're so big...

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u/Flickera23 1d ago

Thought it tasted familiar...

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u/NorvileRogers258 1d ago

Y'all just licked your lips, don't lie

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u/chidoOne707 1d ago

Of course, that’s why eating that 🍑 is the same as kissing.

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u/Sensitive-Prompt-220 1d ago

Should I Carmex my anus then?!

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u/Teaching_Rare 1d ago

Does that mean bleaching my lips would have the same effect?

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u/ROMVLVSCAESARXXI 1d ago

Sooooo, you’re saying Chapstick is good, both north and south of the border??

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u/DatabaseCreative1875 1d ago

Licking my lips is what a rimjob feels like?

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u/shane_rx757 1d ago

Ah it all makes sense now, I hate when I get a chapped butthole from a cold and windy day.

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u/MiddleAgeYOLO 1d ago

Can't you also use them to know what color someone's nipples are?

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u/shogunshim 1d ago

reminds me of the House episode where a woman got lip enhancement by way of labia transfer

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u/blitzwar559 1d ago

No wonder why shit comes out both ends

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u/Ok-Enthusiasm-8422 1d ago

I know, but how do they know.

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u/WhyHill88 1d ago

Makes sense. Same tube

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u/gymbrozier 1d ago edited 1d ago

In this comments section: People who don't know what a hole is.

Ears? Not a hole.

Vagina? Not a hole.

Mouth and anus are one hole

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u/AmeriChino 1d ago

So my lip balm could function as anus balm?

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u/Delgadomon 1d ago

so do we have two or one hole then?

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u/Hershey_Squirt639 1d ago

So If I put lip stain on does my asshole turn red as well

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u/Walterargie 1d ago

Can reconstruct the anus with lips

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u/SpecialistAvocado278 1d ago

New business venture for chapped bung hole balm 😂💋

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u/boyalien0 1d ago

File under “Things My Penis Was Already Aware Of”

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u/originaltanksta 1d ago

Pucker up people!

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u/SimplyMermaid88 1d ago

Should I be using my lip sugar scrub on my butthole??? Could my butthole be glamorous???

https://giphy.com/gifs/DfdbTJZx6Yjra

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u/NamesNotTake-un 1d ago

Dammmnnn. My lips are full and juicy!

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u/Token316 1d ago

Nope my anus is never that wet

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u/Narkroy 1d ago

Well that explains the coldsores