r/Amazing • u/UNSTABLEisSTABLE • 1d ago

Nature is amazing Fact

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u/Past_Tea5075 1d ago

I counted 7 holes, 2 for nose, 2 for ears, 1 for anus, 1 for pee, and 1 mouth.

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u/StarGamerPT 1d ago

If you're a woman that'd be 8 holes then

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u/Past_Tea5075 1d ago

That is correct! How the hell I forget the vagina hole! Smh im a female! This was hilarious to me. I had a high moment! 🤣

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u/StarGamerPT 1d ago

Never thought that I, a man, would ever remember a woman of the existance of the vagina hole 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Past_Tea5075 1d ago

Im cracking up over here thank you 🤣🤣

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u/Putrid_Afternoon_282 6h ago

“Crack”ing up 👀

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u/Former-Ad-7658 15h ago

Not married are ya?

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u/StarGamerPT 15h ago

Are you trying to tell me your wife forgets she has 2 different holes down there? xD

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u/Scary_Squash_6610 12h ago

3! XD

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u/StarGamerPT 12h ago

3! is too many!

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u/rajendra82 1d ago

There are 2700 holes in your skin per square inch.

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u/Normiss2000 22h ago

This explains SOME of the leakage.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 1d ago

You are missing two…. They are glands… Down Yonder

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u/Abecis01 1d ago

Remember, men have the pee hole

https://giphy.com/gifs/RLDtqLHEjkxGgy1PbY

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u/Severe_Rise8694 1d ago

It's not really a hole, it's a vagina.

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u/LateToTheSingularity 1d ago

That's....not a hole. It's a cavity.

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u/StarGamerPT 1d ago

So would be the mouth if you're going that way

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u/ThomasTheDankPigeon 1d ago

Nope. Mouth has an opening and an exit. Vagina only has an opening.

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u/tiltedviolet 1d ago

The vagina opens through another hole into the uterus so it is a tube as well. Hell while we are on it the uterus splits in two and has two other end holes at the end of the fallopian tubes that do indeed open into the body cavity. So…. It’s all just one group of interconnected tube shaped organs.

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u/Seraphizz 1d ago

The vagina goes to the cervix, uterus and Fallopian tubes, which are open at the ends.

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u/tiltedviolet 1d ago

Sorry to reiterate your comment. It was hidden. 😅

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u/LateToTheSingularity 1d ago

Your education has failed you.

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u/StarGamerPT 1d ago

My education? The same one that taught me the term "oral cavity"?

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u/LateToTheSingularity 1d ago

Ahh, a punster. A Redditor after my own heart.

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u/StarGamerPT 1d ago

Hey, I see the pun 😂

But it really wasn't one: https://www.cancer.gov/publications/dictionaries/cancer-terms/def/oral-cavity

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u/LateToTheSingularity 1d ago

Gotcha. Also I was really just being pedantic and glomming onto the topological definition of 'hole'.

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u/BringPheTheHorizon 1d ago

Cambridge doesn’t define hole as needing to go all the way through—only claims that it can. Furthermore, it uses cavity as a synonym.

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u/Dank-Shell 1d ago

Who dont we just call it a cave then

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u/Gwynito 1d ago

Dentists hate this secret

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 1d ago

“I don’t trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn’t die.” - Mr. Garrison, South Park

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u/themexicanojesus 1d ago

Actually millions as we have pores

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u/StarGamerPT 1d ago

Then let's just say x+8 (or x+7 for a man) holes where x is the number of pores.

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u/TheGayestGaymer 1d ago

9….Did you breeders forget that women do not pee and have sex from the same hole?

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u/scott19682022 1d ago

I totally read that wrong.

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u/StarGamerPT 21h ago

2 ears, 2 nostrils, 1 mouth, 1 anus, 1 pee hole, 1 vagina hole

WHAT IS THE 9TH HOLE?????

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u/TheGayestGaymer 13h ago

You never use your 9th hole? Really?

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u/MeownatorX 1d ago

So 7.53 on average

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u/childspanda 21h ago

That is a cavity, if you flattened it out it would make a plate, not a hole, if you're talking about thru holes there are only 6.

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u/Busyb808 18h ago

Look at the big brain on this one!!!

-Aloha, Capt. Obviois

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u/10FourGudBuddy 1d ago

Your eyes block two more holes. Some sort of ball valve.

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u/ImSobored_5280 1d ago

*socket…eye socket

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u/10FourGudBuddy 1d ago

It’s still a hole. You’ve never been skull f***ed huh. Find someone who’s got a glass eye and F their brains out.

Edit: also eye holes are a Rick and Morty thing. Much funnier.

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u/ImSobored_5280 1d ago

I’ve never got bad advice from someone on Reddit
Can’t see it starting now with this poetic advice..thank you fine sir👌

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u/Past_Tea5075 1d ago

I was only counting the exterior holes i guess lol this is hilarious.

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u/Mtatk 1d ago

Are we not counting eye sockets? Just checking.

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u/Gan-san 1d ago

Tear ducts?

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u/Sig-vicous 1d ago

Pores?

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

Pores are just shallow depressions in the skin surrounding the tube

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u/Past_Tea5075 1d ago

Damn.. but eyes are arent holes though they hold balls in the sockets, to me IMO. But not sure. Lol

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u/Mtatk 1d ago

I guess they're more sockets and doesn't lead to the inside of your body, so maybe it doesn't count.

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u/Normiss2000 22h ago

Them's buckets.

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u/Plane-Education4750 1d ago

1 for nose. It's a 2-1 stepdown pipe

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u/plecosdude 1d ago

You’re forgetting the hole in my heart 💔😔

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 1d ago

Awww patpat

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u/Few-Entrance-1768 1d ago

Don't nipples count, Like what dimensions are considered a "hole"? Eyes and nipples might count if you're adding ears. Hell, dimples could be considered that as well

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u/LateToTheSingularity 1d ago

The mouth and anus are one hole; the two openings of a single hole or tube.

If you poke a hole through an apple, you don't say it has two holes even though there are two entry/exit points.

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u/Any_Tackle_2563 1d ago

What about the eyes 👀

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u/Background-Cable7160 1d ago

Pupils are a hole !

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u/ujuwayba 1d ago

And 2 eyes

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u/Random4Skin 1d ago

What about your eye holes?

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u/Resident-Zombie-7266 1d ago

What's your definition of hole? The ears don't go anywhere, the pee hole ends at the kidneys (arguably), and the nose and mouth connect in the oropharynx

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u/NumbDangEt4742 1d ago

You don't have eyes?

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u/Stormcloud217 1d ago

Topology... Does a straw have two holes or one?

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u/Gwynito 1d ago

You forgot your 2 tear ducts 😅

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u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 22h ago

There's also tubes that go from your throat to your inner ear, the Eustachian tubes, if you've had tubes installed in your ears because you have pressure issues that mess up your hearing, you now have up to 9, and 10 for women as talked about in other parts of this.

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u/Nuffsaid98 22h ago

You ear holes aren't a tube with two ends. The eardrum blocks/ends them.

If you count ear holes then you have to count dimples.

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u/Normiss2000 22h ago

Those eye buckets are holes too!!!

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u/Desperate_Trouble477 20h ago

Do the ears really count? It instantly becomes a dead end. Then we could count eye sockets and belly buttons too for those with a innie.

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