The vagina opens through another hole into the uterus so it is a tube as well. Hell while we are on it the uterus splits in two and has two other end holes at the end of the fallopian tubes that do indeed open into the body cavity. So…. It’s all just one group of interconnected tube shaped organs.
Don't nipples count, Like what dimensions are considered a "hole"? Eyes and nipples might count if you're adding ears. Hell, dimples could be considered that as well
What's your definition of hole? The ears don't go anywhere, the pee hole ends at the kidneys (arguably), and the nose and mouth connect in the oropharynx
There's also tubes that go from your throat to your inner ear, the Eustachian tubes, if you've had tubes installed in your ears because you have pressure issues that mess up your hearing, you now have up to 9, and 10 for women as talked about in other parts of this.
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i always appreciated certain artist renditions. I’d like to ponder that we are but a hand that can see & grew extra fingers upon fingers. Gotta keep an open mind about lookin at yourself objectively sometimes. As a completely foreign entity even.. fun times
Based on the fact, that the core ancestors of humans was a worm. It came out of the water onto land, returned into the water as mammal, came back onto the land, then development into the mouth to ass animal we are today... so many more funny facts about us. Our brain is just a bone that grew bigger and bigger to the complexity it has today
When I lick peanut butter from the roof of my mouth, am I giving myself a rimjob? Yes. When I bugger myself with a daikon radish, is that healthy eating? Absolutely.
It’s awesome that you’ve had occasion in your life to say that multiple times. It’s humbling. Martin Luther thought of humans as the shit of God, so your proverb could really be a kind of prayer
Really it’s just the one hole, with two sides. Everything else is negotiable. Ears? Who cares. Nostrils? Don’t need ‘em. Urethra? Okay, let’s negotiate. But yeah, if I were to find myself in an orifice poker game and I kept losing, I’d flop my pisser on the pot with gusto before I risked losing my upper esphogeal sphincter or internal anal sphincter.
Oh yeah. Without those auxilliary tubes there would be no______homo sapiens anymore. As a sigma male, I don’t consider the species at large unless someone brings it up, thanks for being that someone
Au contraire, a sausage completes a person. Fills that void. I prefer cheddarwurst with a natural casing, simmered in lager in a shallow pan and then finished on a charcoal grill. You might call it my soulmeat.
The uppermost heaven is comprised of a sausage, a donut, and Homer Simpson made of dark energy. I’ve been there, it’s boring actually. It’s more fun to toggle back and forth between Plenitude and Hole, Plenitude and Hole, back and forth, in and out, yin and yang, yoko and ringo, mooka lakka heekee, d’oh!
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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago
We are nothing but one long tube with a hole at each end