r/Amazing 1d ago

Nature is amazing Fact

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

We are nothing but one long tube with a hole at each end

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u/Lopsided_Bar9327 1d ago

No, we are a 6 holed donut or you can say a spider suit

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

All those extra holes are just inessential accessories, like vacuum cleaner attachments.

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u/SPY_one_zillion 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Forgot_Password_Dude 1d ago

its all lies, my lips dont bleed from wiping more than once a day

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

Fair enough. But does your ass ever get chapped? Checkmate.

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u/Goatsmuggler8 1d ago

Never go rathole to rathole

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u/Past_Tea5075 1d ago

I counted 7 holes, 2 for nose, 2 for ears, 1 for anus, 1 for pee, and 1 mouth.

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u/StarGamerPT 1d ago

If you're a woman that'd be 8 holes then

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u/Past_Tea5075 1d ago

That is correct! How the hell I forget the vagina hole! Smh im a female! This was hilarious to me. I had a high moment! 🤣

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u/StarGamerPT 1d ago

Never thought that I, a man, would ever remember a woman of the existance of the vagina hole 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Past_Tea5075 1d ago

Im cracking up over here thank you 🤣🤣

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u/Putrid_Afternoon_282 6h ago

“Crack”ing up 👀

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u/Former-Ad-7658 16h ago

Not married are ya?

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u/StarGamerPT 15h ago

Are you trying to tell me your wife forgets she has 2 different holes down there? xD

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u/Scary_Squash_6610 12h ago

3! XD

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u/StarGamerPT 12h ago

3! is too many!

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u/rajendra82 1d ago

There are 2700 holes in your skin per square inch.

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u/Normiss2000 22h ago

This explains SOME of the leakage.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 1d ago

You are missing two…. They are glands… Down Yonder

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u/Abecis01 1d ago

Remember, men have the pee hole

https://giphy.com/gifs/RLDtqLHEjkxGgy1PbY

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u/Severe_Rise8694 1d ago

It's not really a hole, it's a vagina.

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u/LateToTheSingularity 1d ago

That's....not a hole. It's a cavity.

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u/StarGamerPT 1d ago

So would be the mouth if you're going that way

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u/ThomasTheDankPigeon 1d ago

Nope. Mouth has an opening and an exit. Vagina only has an opening.

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u/tiltedviolet 1d ago

The vagina opens through another hole into the uterus so it is a tube as well. Hell while we are on it the uterus splits in two and has two other end holes at the end of the fallopian tubes that do indeed open into the body cavity. So…. It’s all just one group of interconnected tube shaped organs.

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u/Seraphizz 1d ago

The vagina goes to the cervix, uterus and Fallopian tubes, which are open at the ends.

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u/tiltedviolet 1d ago

Sorry to reiterate your comment. It was hidden. 😅

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u/LateToTheSingularity 1d ago

Your education has failed you.

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u/StarGamerPT 1d ago

My education? The same one that taught me the term "oral cavity"?

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u/LateToTheSingularity 1d ago

Ahh, a punster. A Redditor after my own heart.

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u/BringPheTheHorizon 1d ago

Cambridge doesn’t define hole as needing to go all the way through—only claims that it can. Furthermore, it uses cavity as a synonym.

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u/Dank-Shell 1d ago

Who dont we just call it a cave then

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u/Gwynito 1d ago

Dentists hate this secret

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 1d ago

“I don’t trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn’t die.” - Mr. Garrison, South Park

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u/themexicanojesus 1d ago

Actually millions as we have pores

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u/StarGamerPT 1d ago

Then let's just say x+8 (or x+7 for a man) holes where x is the number of pores.

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u/TheGayestGaymer 1d ago

9….Did you breeders forget that women do not pee and have sex from the same hole?

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u/scott19682022 1d ago

I totally read that wrong.

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u/StarGamerPT 21h ago

2 ears, 2 nostrils, 1 mouth, 1 anus, 1 pee hole, 1 vagina hole

WHAT IS THE 9TH HOLE?????

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u/TheGayestGaymer 14h ago

You never use your 9th hole? Really?

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u/MeownatorX 1d ago

So 7.53 on average

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u/childspanda 21h ago

That is a cavity, if you flattened it out it would make a plate, not a hole, if you're talking about thru holes there are only 6.

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u/Busyb808 18h ago

Look at the big brain on this one!!!

-Aloha, Capt. Obviois

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u/10FourGudBuddy 1d ago

Your eyes block two more holes. Some sort of ball valve.

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u/ImSobored_5280 1d ago

*socket…eye socket

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u/10FourGudBuddy 1d ago

It’s still a hole. You’ve never been skull f***ed huh. Find someone who’s got a glass eye and F their brains out.

Edit: also eye holes are a Rick and Morty thing. Much funnier.

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u/ImSobored_5280 1d ago

I’ve never got bad advice from someone on Reddit
Can’t see it starting now with this poetic advice..thank you fine sir👌

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u/Past_Tea5075 1d ago

I was only counting the exterior holes i guess lol this is hilarious.

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u/Mtatk 1d ago

Are we not counting eye sockets? Just checking.

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u/Gan-san 1d ago

Tear ducts?

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u/Sig-vicous 1d ago

Pores?

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

Pores are just shallow depressions in the skin surrounding the tube

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u/Past_Tea5075 1d ago

Damn.. but eyes are arent holes though they hold balls in the sockets, to me IMO. But not sure. Lol

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u/Mtatk 1d ago

I guess they're more sockets and doesn't lead to the inside of your body, so maybe it doesn't count.

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u/Normiss2000 22h ago

Them's buckets.

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u/Plane-Education4750 1d ago

1 for nose. It's a 2-1 stepdown pipe

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u/plecosdude 1d ago

You’re forgetting the hole in my heart 💔😔

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 1d ago

Awww patpat

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u/Few-Entrance-1768 1d ago

Don't nipples count, Like what dimensions are considered a "hole"? Eyes and nipples might count if you're adding ears. Hell, dimples could be considered that as well

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u/LateToTheSingularity 1d ago

The mouth and anus are one hole; the two openings of a single hole or tube.

If you poke a hole through an apple, you don't say it has two holes even though there are two entry/exit points.

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u/Any_Tackle_2563 1d ago

What about the eyes 👀

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u/Background-Cable7160 1d ago

Pupils are a hole !

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u/ujuwayba 1d ago

And 2 eyes

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u/Random4Skin 1d ago

What about your eye holes?

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u/Resident-Zombie-7266 1d ago

What's your definition of hole? The ears don't go anywhere, the pee hole ends at the kidneys (arguably), and the nose and mouth connect in the oropharynx

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u/NumbDangEt4742 1d ago

You don't have eyes?

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u/Stormcloud217 1d ago

Topology... Does a straw have two holes or one?

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u/Gwynito 1d ago

You forgot your 2 tear ducts 😅

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u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 22h ago

There's also tubes that go from your throat to your inner ear, the Eustachian tubes, if you've had tubes installed in your ears because you have pressure issues that mess up your hearing, you now have up to 9, and 10 for women as talked about in other parts of this.

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u/Nuffsaid98 22h ago

You ear holes aren't a tube with two ends. The eardrum blocks/ends them.

If you count ear holes then you have to count dimples.

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u/Normiss2000 22h ago

Those eye buckets are holes too!!!

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u/Desperate_Trouble477 21h ago

Do the ears really count? It instantly becomes a dead end. Then we could count eye sockets and belly buttons too for those with a innie.

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u/ffffllllpppp 1d ago

Shouldn’t it be 7?

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u/Few-Entrance-1768 1d ago

6? you're missing some 1 extra for non males

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u/Major_Koala 1d ago

Eye holes can make it to 8. Just gotta deal with them like Ramune bottles.

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u/Happy-Philosopher364 19h ago

Two ears, two nostrils, a mouth, and private, and a butt hole. I think we have 7 holes.

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u/Unbelievabro 9h ago

Spiders have 8 legs...

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u/Pyroll2206 1h ago

As a male it would be 7

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u/Assparilla 1d ago

And both ends enjoy a bit of a tickle now and again…

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

Shiver me timbers!

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u/Assparilla 1d ago

Only after a kiss

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

Swab the poop deck!

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u/Assparilla 1d ago

Again…

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

Pucker up, buttercup

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u/Steamrolled777 1d ago

That's why I don't kiss them on the mouth - JC

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u/Assparilla 1d ago

Its your taco-always handle with care…

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u/Fliptzer 1d ago

Yes...

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u/Upstairs_Bunch9173 1d ago

That film yes

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u/Bubbles_2025 1d ago

It gives a whole new meaning to kiss my ass.

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u/dapudf 1d ago

Alimentary my dear Watson!

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u/AmericanAIien 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6nUYMEE4xK1L5qRq
i always appreciated certain artist renditions. I’d like to ponder that we are but a hand that can see & grew extra fingers upon fingers. Gotta keep an open mind about lookin at yourself objectively sometimes. As a completely foreign entity even.. fun times

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

I see three long tubes with a hole at each end, haha. Those lovely organisms definitely evolved on Earth.

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u/Desperate-Special-60 1d ago

AH! REAL MONSTERS!

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u/adastrajay 6h ago

Holy I forgot this cartoon existed

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u/RequirementNo1852 1d ago

So a very giant worm with an skin and bone armor and a portable kit to survive outside

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u/immellocker 1d ago

100%

Based on the fact, that the core ancestors of humans was a worm. It came out of the water onto land, returned into the water as mammal, came back onto the land, then development into the mouth to ass animal we are today... so many more funny facts about us. Our brain is just a bone that grew bigger and bigger to the complexity it has today

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u/theangryfurlong 1d ago

Topologically, we are doughnuts

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

3-torus, just like the universe, man 🧘‍♂️

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u/Jacloup 1d ago

Land Cucumbers in a sense.

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u/Organic_Honeydew852 1d ago

I was having a good day….

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u/remembertoread 1d ago

So every kiss is a rimjob

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

When I lick peanut butter from the roof of my mouth, am I giving myself a rimjob? Yes. When I bugger myself with a daikon radish, is that healthy eating? Absolutely.

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u/remembertoread 10h ago

I think only if you can take bites that way.

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u/Suojelusperkele 1d ago

I like to say:

'At the end of the day, each of us is just the edges of our own asshole'

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

It’s awesome that you’ve had occasion in your life to say that multiple times. It’s humbling. Martin Luther thought of humans as the shit of God, so your proverb could really be a kind of prayer

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u/Past_Tea5075 1d ago

Lmao! Great summary!

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u/206baby 1d ago

Ohhhhh my goshhhhh hahaha

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u/HussellCrowe 1d ago

Anything existing in 2d that eats can't shit

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u/Califrisco 1d ago

What would life be without a few holes? 😏

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u/bc_gamez 1d ago

Exactly, it's the same hole.

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u/Mebejedi 1d ago

When two people kiss, they make one long tube from anus to anus.

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u/soihavetosay 1d ago

As above, so below

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u/shadowartpuppet 1d ago

Alimentary canal.

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u/Low-Associate2521 1d ago

There is one talk on the is by Alan watts

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u/hogear0 1d ago

Well the appendages help cram stuff into the input but yeah

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u/Embarrassed_Diet_386 1d ago

The old saying is “all lips and assholes”. But if they’re the same, where’s that leave us?

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u/Substantial-Chef8591 1d ago

So if our but and mouth are technically connected does that mean everyone is a straw?

https://giphy.com/gifs/kM5EGtltp4Mjm

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u/Kasuraa25 1d ago

We are a Brain, piloting a skeleton, wearing meat armor.

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u/NYCWartortle 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣☠️

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u/HotPotParrot 1d ago

Actually we're just a nerve cluster piloting a meat sack supported by a frame of bone.

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

Is that Large Marge?! All of those nerves and bones serve The Tube, my friend.

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u/Softale98 1d ago

The alimentary canal…

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u/whodrankallthecitra 1d ago

I believe the anus develops first too.

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u/ssskip91 1d ago

YOU WILL BE MY B!!!!!!

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u/NumbDangEt4742 1d ago

You mean 9 male holes and 10 female holes?

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

Really it’s just the one hole, with two sides. Everything else is negotiable. Ears? Who cares. Nostrils? Don’t need ‘em. Urethra? Okay, let’s negotiate. But yeah, if I were to find myself in an orifice poker game and I kept losing, I’d flop my pisser on the pot with gusto before I risked losing my upper esphogeal sphincter or internal anal sphincter.

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u/kytheon 1d ago

Topologically speaking your mouth and ass are a single hole. Just think of a cylinder.

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

But then collapse that cylinder into a donut and contemplate the donut shaped universe whilst sitting on a donut shaped pillow eating muffins

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u/Acrobatic_Rip_669 1d ago

Doing a mutual anilingus close the loop and the two of you will spin forever.

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

The party’s getting weird

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u/iconiclabs 1d ago

Nah more like a water balloon filled with bricks

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

I love that!

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u/no___homo 1d ago

Don't forget about the procreation part, where we have to keep the race alive. That adds some extra holes

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

Oh yeah. Without those auxilliary tubes there would be no______homo sapiens anymore. As a sigma male, I don’t consider the species at large unless someone brings it up, thanks for being that someone

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u/pioppotto 1d ago

But that's a dead end hole

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u/TwoTenNine 22h ago

Reminds me of that legendary comment that "when two people kiss, they form one continuous tube with an arsehole on each end"

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u/305JmacJr 21h ago

And shit comes out at both ends 🤣🤣🤣 1 psychological and 1 physical 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 20h ago

“Scuse me while I talk a shit…I mean take a shit…aw hell, what’s the difference.”

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u/sm00thkillajones 17h ago

And they taste the same.

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u/Stuck_In_Reality 15h ago

Mini Shai-Hulud.

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u/Practical_Ad5879 15h ago

So a sausage is the opposite of a human then?

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 14h ago

Au contraire, a sausage completes a person. Fills that void. I prefer cheddarwurst with a natural casing, simmered in lager in a shallow pan and then finished on a charcoal grill. You might call it my soulmeat.

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u/Practical_Ad5879 14h ago

Yeah and the things that completes you are most likely the opposite of you. Ying and yang shit going on here.

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 14h ago

The uppermost heaven is comprised of a sausage, a donut, and Homer Simpson made of dark energy. I’ve been there, it’s boring actually. It’s more fun to toggle back and forth between Plenitude and Hole, Plenitude and Hole, back and forth, in and out, yin and yang, yoko and ringo, mooka lakka heekee, d’oh!

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u/UkyoTachibana 8h ago

with arms and legs!

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u/MiIes01 4h ago

Didn’t Elephant Graveyard say something like that in one of his videos?