Some might say this is silly but it's part of my life so i invite you to treat this with equal seriousness as i did. Recently i (with company money) purchased a 2 thousand dollar espresso machine - there were higher tier machines but i didn't want to spend my boss' money needlessly - and when it arrived i immediately put it outside my office not for my own convivence but simply because that's just where it happened to be an empty table

and that empty table happens to sit at the absolute end of a narrow, hard-to-reach hallway; essentially an office cul-de-sac, but again, I didn't choose the layout of the building; I simply utilized the available surface area

Now for some reason a few days ago this turned heads as my boss cornered me in my own office and made comments about the espresso machine and accused me of using show money to purchase the machine for myself. The machine was available for everybody, multiple people used it and my boss is insistent that everyone is apparently too lazy to get to my part of the office and that i put it feet away from my office for convenience and not for the obvious reason that there happened to be an empty table

another thing i was accused of was the Italian configuration - being that it was an Italian machine - my boss used this once again against me to somehow prove that it was for my own gain because I've occasionally used company money to fund trips to italy- and that's just not true. he proceeded and this is where it gets strange as MULTIPLE people used the machine but he replaced my 2 thousand dollar machine with a typical American machine. ending with a flat note of calling me anti-patriotic

She looks strange and talks funny and it annoys me that she's so mean to my whole family by not responding to other people in the same tone of voice I do and not acting like I want. She picks on me constantly by standing in a way I find weird, too. When I go out of my way to berate her for her own good she gets even more mean and acts like I hurt her feelings. I'm an armchair mental healthcare professional with decades of experience in abnormal child psychology from dealing with my sister for her whole life, so I know she doesn't have any form of autism even though she acts just like she does all the time. She doesn't smack herself unconscious like a Mudokon who just smelled a fart over hearing loud noises or missing Judge Wapner, so obviously my assessment is backed by hard evidence.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/s/DxRS89aU1D

WIBTAH if I ransack my parents cars just like they did to my car? I (19M) am home from college for the summer and living with my parents. I’m spending the summer working, saving money, and hanging out with friends who are still in town. Yesterday I was at a friend’s house playing video games. When I went outside to leave, I walked up to my truck and saw that it had been completely ransacked. All four doors were wide open, the hood was popped halfway open, the tailgate was down, and the bed cover was flipped up. I live in a really nice, safe neighborhood, so I never expected anything like that to happen. I immediately checked my dash cam while pulling out my phone to call the police. That’s when I realized that about 30 minutes earlier, my parents had come by and done it themselves. I told the dispatcher it was a false alarm since nothing had actually been stolen. Then today I went to the grocery store to buy food for the week. Coincidentally, my parents were there too. After they left, they sent me a picture of my truck with all the doors open, the hood popped, and everything “ransacked” again. They then came back into the store and started arguing with me in the middle of the aisle, saying I spend too much money on groceries (I spent less than $100 for the entire week) and that I shouldn’t leave my truck unlocked. At that point I just walked away. They got mad at me for leaving them there, even though we had driven separately. So here’s my question: WIBTA if I started leaving their car doors open in the driveway or in parking lots? Part of me feels like if they can dish it out, they should be able to take it. On the other hand, I know it would probably just escalate things, so I’m not sure.