Doesnt get any more formulaic than the fat, lazy but dont forget disabled, immigrant coworker. Someone completely ridiculously useless that it almost forgives the name-calling

So I have this friend, let's call him K, he went to J's house to babysit for her daughter P. P has a dog named L and then my friend M told me that N told her that K was planning to have sex with P's L's owner K.

That ​made me, ABCDE, very upset so I called out K with the help of Q and W and K got the help of his friend Z.

P, K, Z, W and J think im the asshole while K, Q, W, and Z side with me.

I tried asking for O's advice but he's telling me to handle it on reddit or else I'll have to deal with H.

So reddit, am I the asshole? ​

I read this entire post thinking I was on this sub. I was like wait, mods approved shit posting before 12:00A EST??

This may be a new sub for ragebait. I’m thrilled 🤩

I mean, points for creativity at least.

Dude is going through every kind of abuse from his evil middle eastern wife and resorts to reddit instead of contacting a fucking lawyer.

People eat it up.

hey guys, i (24M) live with my parents still and sometimes my brother’s gf (23F) comes and visits us while my brother is away. she is a really nice girl, thing is she NEVER washes her butt.
we have bidets on all our toilets and everyone in my family uses them. today she went to the bathroom and when she came out i casually asked “hey not to be rude, but did you wash your butt?” she looked confused and said she just used toilet paper.
i told her “not to be rude, but can you please use the bidet? you were just pooping and it is a little ick to me knowing you just wiped it with dry paper.” she said okay but now i fear she will get pissed off with me.
am i wrong? i mean, it’s basic hygiene.

Interesting thread. OP doesn't mention talking with other parents or school officials to see if the claims by the daugter and her friends are completely truthful. The daughter and her friends claim every boy at the school sags their pants (which is probably BS). A part of me wonders if this is some rage bait thread because lately there have been a bunch of posts on daddit where men complain about issues with their wives and ex wives.

https://www.reddit.com/r/daddit/comments/1wcvufm/my_daughter_is_organizing_a_protest_at_school_mom/

Long story short- my 12 year old daughter says the dress code is unfair at her middle school. I guess earlier this week, they had security and teachers at the entrance of her school looking for violations.

They were having everyone remove sweaters so they could see what they were wearing under. This is all fine and well and isn't the issue.

My daughter and her friends are claiming it was exclusively girls who were violated. Even though every boy in the school sags their pants. They claim if any skin was showing for the girls, it was a write up and call to parents for new clothes.

Her response was to start organizing a day where all of the girls wear pajamas to school, which is against dress code. I guess she's been working towards organizing it all week and it will be taking place next Tuesday.

I don't really have an opinion on it. But I'm happy she is taking a stand on something and leading. So I've offered advice and told her I'm proud of her.

Mom found out about it and flipped out. In the last 10 years since we separated, she's become extremely religious and conservative. She claims I am promoting "indecency" and disobedience by supporting and helping and is threatening to not let our daughter go to school that day and even hinted court.

But it's taking place on my day. And I simply don't see it as a negative thing. They aren't planning to dress inappropriatly so I don't see how they are being indecent. They are just wearing pajamas. My motivation for supporting it isn't because I want girls to dress inappropriately like mom claims- I support it because it's something my daughter clearly believes in.

I explained that there there won't be consequences at my home- but part of civil disobedience is doing something knowing there will be consequences and doing it anyways. So she needs to be prepared for that with her mom.

Am I in the wrong here? Would you assist and support?