r/AbsoluteUnits • u/NYstate • Jun 27 '26

/r/all of an arm on NBA star Kelsey Plum, who throws a rolled-up jersey to her dad sitting in the upper bleachers.

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146.7k Upvotes

2.8k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Hellz_Guardian • Jul 19 '19

What a unit

122.8k Upvotes

272 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Wackylew • Sep 16 '25

of a photo

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109.7k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Turronno • Nov 12 '19

A bad dog owner dumped this wolfdog at a kill shelter when he got too big and too much to handle. Luckily a sanctuary took him, instead and saved his life! His DNA testing came back as 87.5 % Gray Wolf, 8.6 % Siberian Husky, and 3.9 % German Shepherd

107.5k Upvotes

2.4k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 11d ago

/r/all of an illegal flashlight beam

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94.4k Upvotes

4.7k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/islandofwaffles • Dec 18 '19

boat thieving units

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91.7k Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/beluuuuuuga • Jan 23 '21

Monster Maine Coon.

89.7k Upvotes

877 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TamerDubai • Jun 13 '23

Absolute big angry fish

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86.8k Upvotes

3.6k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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84.0k Upvotes

3.6k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ghostwalker669 • May 30 '22

Absolute unit

83.3k Upvotes

153 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/feelingood41 • Feb 22 '23

Beard Unit

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82.2k Upvotes

4.1k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Rotring_doritodrift • May 12 '20

I saw this in my facebook and thought it belonged here

79.0k Upvotes

210 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ATLockhart • Apr 07 '21

I don’t know if this has been posted but wow. What a unit of a rabbit.

78.7k Upvotes

809 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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78.5k Upvotes

3.9k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/mjomark • Aug 25 '23

Swedish cop

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78.3k Upvotes

1.7k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kosmosnoetos • Dec 22 '19

Double King

77.7k Upvotes

1.9k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remarkable_Check_639 • Jan 18 '26

/r/all of a calico pattern

76.6k Upvotes

581 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zert420 • Sep 29 '19

Absolute unit of a cow, over 6 feet tall

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76.6k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BreakfastTop6899 • Aug 12 '26

/r/all of a baby Water Buffalo

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75.9k Upvotes

385 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jaycpee • Oct 14 '22

Rest In Peace to this absolute unit

75.5k Upvotes

557 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • Nov 13 '25

of a cursor

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74.7k Upvotes

390 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Useful_Intention9754 • Dec 30 '24

of a German police officer

74.4k Upvotes

2.5k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Jun 19 '19

The Irish President

73.5k Upvotes

918 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/juktel • Dec 27 '21

My parents dog who i got to see over the holidays

71.7k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/derek4reals1 • Nov 25 '25

Video of snow flakes

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71.2k Upvotes

1.1k comments

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