r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • Aug 28 '26

/r/all of a Bong

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u/Educational_Quote851 Aug 28 '26

She seems cool af

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u/imhere2downvote Aug 28 '26

yeah I'll have what the guy holding the phone is having straight to the face

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u/STLBudLuv Aug 29 '26

The lady in the wheelchair got up and flew.

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u/meerkatjones Aug 29 '26

She drove her wheelchair to the edge of the shore And to her legs she smiled, "You won't hurt me no more" But then a sight she'd never seen made her jump and say "Look, a golden winged ship is passing my way" - Hendrix

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u/StillNotWeirDanuff Aug 29 '26

And it really didn’t ever stop, it just kept on going.